The Repping conundrum

[Cuchulainn]

I don't seem to recall anyone taking this thread seriously. Until now, that is.

Unless you are my little pish flap I don't think anyone is. Did I kick a few bruises?

Uh, no?

No to what? Please pick from the below options

1. I'm not in the least bit annoyed
2. My bruises have no shoe marks
3. Go smurf yourself you Irish prick.