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    This is where it gets smurfed up Gamblet. Zack is Cloud's father.

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    Okay, I can actually follow Pontus on this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
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    All these characters have parents don't they?
    That's another thing...all these underage characters going out on adventures. Where the heck are their parents? Well, we know where Tidus' dad was...DRUNK and you know, a monster.
    When it comes down to most of them, they're dead. Where were Palom and Porom's parents when they went off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Depression Moon View Post
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    All these characters have parents don't they?
    That's another thing...all these underage characters going out on adventures. Where the heck are their parents? Well, we know where Tidus' dad was...DRUNK and you know, a monster.
    When it comes down to most of them, they're dead. Where were Palom and Porom's parents when they went off?
    I remember reading somewhere that the reason why Tellah left Mysidia was because he accidentally lost control of his magic and a bunch of the town's residents got hurt and/or killed. Come to think of it, this information might have been in the PSP version or DS remake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney View Post
    Cloud more or less gets sexed up by another guy when he passes out at the Honeybee Inn, after all.
    That chick was transvestite? Where is this Honeybee Inn; Bangkok?
    They should definitely make that scene canon by way of the remake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
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    Cloud more or less gets sexed up by another guy when he passes out at the Honeybee Inn, after all.
    That chick was transvestite? Where is this Honeybee Inn; Bangkok?
    ...Mukki doesn't even look like a chick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney View Post
    Cloud more or less gets sexed up by another guy when he passes out at the Honeybee Inn, after all.
    That chick was transvestite? Where is this Honeybee Inn; Bangkok?
    They should definitely make that scene canon by way of the remake.
    The only Bangkok I believe in is the one with Nicolas Cage in it.



    Also, I think you are forgetting the optional scene where Mukki is implied to have...well...uh....pretended that Cloud was in prison.

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    I'm pretty sure it was an aggressively sensual body massage, not forced anal sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylvie View Post
    I'm pretty sure it was an aggressively sensual body massage, not forced anal sex.
    Fair enough. Something had to lip in him during the bathtub option, though. At least by accident in such a small space.

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    Don't get me wrong. I wish it were forced anal sex.

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    Pretty sure Cloud banged Tifa on those rocks when they were under the Highwind.
    "Just a little longer" was a lil sexually luring, and when Tifa learns they were watching. What else could they be watching..

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    Not sure what that last part has to do with final fantasy.

    Anyway, FF14 is bursting at the seams with sexual innuendo. Example: This blacksmith.

    Sometimes, it's not even really innuendo, but flat out saying someone is smurfing someone else.
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    It's all but plainly obvious that Squall and Rinoa made babies while floating around in the airship.
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    How does sex work in an anti-gravity environment?

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