Right now!

There are a lot of weird old men at my work. One of them totally walked way closer to me than necessary in an attempt to brush up against my boob. I dodged him but a few moments later he chatted me up and made an excuse to hug me out of it.

More recently, I was touching something and another middle-aged dude was like "What are you doing?" and I was like "Touching this. I like touching things." and he's all "Heh, she likes touching things." He said that a lot of times. He also said I made his day because I asked him if he knew what a dinglehopper was and he said it was the same as a dingleberry. He was laughing and saying "dingleberry" over and over as he left the store. I would like to meet this dude's dealer.

Do those stories count? I found them amusing.