By jove, I do believe Miss Lockharted's got it!

This is more of my breakdown of the riddle.

Stuck in a box
You're trapped in the room.

Beautiful women in every form
You've got Quistis and Selphie (humans), the painting of a beautiful woman, and the statue of a beautiful woman.

I smurfing hate Final Fantasy 8
As I said, this was just a connecter to the second half of the riddle. I don't understand why people were so caught up on this line, after I said that it didn't mean anything.

Goddamn I wish I had some alcohol to pass the time
This more just brings you to line four...

What about you, baby?
...you have to put the wine glass in the statue's hand.


You're up, Locky.