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    A part of me died when my brother died. Also *snip* Also, when I had to move away from beloved cousin in Clear Lake. Also, when her father died. Also, when my first girlfriend moved away... and then she came back and told me she was getting married... after her friend had been murdered... after she (my ex) had been rufied (and the implication of what followed) at a party. *snip* Also, when my uncle shot himself. Also, when my mom's friend (just like 4-5 years older than me), whom I had a crush on, revealed she was a lesbian.

    Anyway, I don't like listening. I don't like studying. I don't like being friends with idiots or, worse, idiots who think they're geniuses, or worse still, geniuses who are idiots because they're geniuses (Sheldon Cooper). I don't like humoring kids or old people. I don't like trying to talk to hippies who don't know they're hippies (anyone who uses pot and dresses in embarrassing clothes they think look good). I don't like touching jellyfish.
    Last edited by Mercen-X; 10-29-2012 at 06:12 PM.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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