If he was real I'd hit it, gender be damned.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				If he was real I'd hit it, gender be damned.
 
 
					
				No one think Tom Hardy could portray Balthier faithfully.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				Balthier(how could you resist that accent? :P) and Snow.
EDIT: I just noticed in your sig, Pitye, there's a doggy with a head that doesn't match it's body. lol...
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				Laguna, Zack Fair, Balthier
AND IRVINE, and Seifer...
 
 
					
				I'd have to agree with the general consensus of Balthier, though I am rather fond of XIII-2's incarnation of Hope. Seriously, he can teach me how to throw his boomerang anyday.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				On that topic, Noel is actually well put together too. It's a shame, really, if he were the main character of FFXIII I probably would have liked it more.
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When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Edgar's swagger is completely unmatched.