Cake or Pie?

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Pizza = pie. I rest my case.

No. Why.

Why do you do this.

Somebody please explain it to me. You have a perfectly good name for pizza. It's called pizza. Pies are nothing like that. Hell, you people don't even understand the wonder of a true blue pie. A meat pie. Dessert "pies" like apple pie and whatever are still pie, but pizza... pizza is not a pie. It is not.

Please stop throwing around words wildly America. There's no such thing as Canadian bacon. It's just smurfing ham.

How do you define a pie? Is it not something made from a crust, containing some sort of filling or topping? Because, if you ask me, a pizza seems to fit that definition. Feel free to argue that it's not a "proper" pie, but that won't change whether it is or is not actually a pie.

And please stop throwing accusations around wildly, Australia. I've never referred to anything as "Canadian bacon." Ever.