Unsolved Mysteries

[theundeadhero]

I personally hope the tortilla bandit is never caught.

[Mikztsu]

I personally hope the tortilla bandit is never caught.

I'm sure she is careful.

[Bubba]

I came in drunk the other night and it seems I passed out on the sofa instead of dragging myelf up to bed. Now this is not an altogether uncommon occurrence though the real mystery was to be revealed the following morning. When I opened the fridge it seems that someone had taken a huge bite out of my block of cheddar cheese.

Now, I was the only person in the house, the doors were locked and there was no obvious sign of a break-in. I honestly believe that in years to come, this will rank as one of the top three mysteries of all time. Along with the Bermuda Triangle and the continued success of Justin Bieber.

[Mikztsu]

I came in drunk the other night and it seems I passed out on the sofa instead of dragging myelf up to bed. Now this is not an altogether uncommon occurrence though the real mystery was to be revealed the following morning. When I opened the fridge it seems that someone had taken a huge bite out of my block of cheddar cheese.

Now, I was the only person in the house, the doors were locked and there was no obvious sign of a break-in. I honestly believe that in years to come, this will rank as one of the top three mysteries of all time. Along with the Bermuda Triangle and the continued success of Justin Bieber.

I love mysteries like these. Makes you question your own sanity.

[Bubba]

Indeed! The couple of crumbs of cheddar on the sofa seem to point to something... I'm just not sure what.

[Mikztsu]

Indeed! The couple of crumbs of cheddar on the sofa seem to point to something... I'm just not sure what.

I'm pretty familiar with mysteries like these as well, and I am afraid something might happen tonight, just not sure what. I always prefer to put the blame on birds and squirrels that like to hang on my yard and balcony. They always smurf things up.

[Calliope]

How could you ever accuse me of doing such a thing? You of all people should know how important I view stuffed toys! THEY HAVE ALTER EGOS AND EVERYTHING.

Oh yeah? Teddy down dere.

I'm pretty familiar with mysteries like these as well, and I am afraid something might happen tonight, just not sure what. I always prefer to put the blame on birds and squirrels that like to hang on my yard and balcony. They always smurf things up.

Smiling birds and squirrels!

[Mikztsu]

:>) (*n.n*)

But these smurfs are real and they're not smiling.

[Shorty]

ahahaha is that second one a squirrel xD

[Loony BoB]

Oh yeah? Teddy down dere.

Don't you go bringing up Blue! I just couldn't keep hold of him at the time! I was something like THREE YEARS OLD ;_; And dammit, I made sure we went back for him.

[Shorty]

Daniel Towns, Teddy Abusist.

[Loony BoB]

You're a terrible heartless person if you think I'm a teddy abusist. I haven't thrown out a teddy EVER. Just dropped one. When I was three. And HE WAS FINE aside from his nose which got chipped. ;_;

[Mikztsu]

ahahaha is that second one a squirrel xD

Yes, I thought it was obvious. <-<

[Tigmafuzz]

Strange occurrences? There's this one lobster that keeps coming around and taping his drawings all over the room while I'm asleep. I caught him in the act once, but I had to let him go because I liked the drawing.





Also I like the Jhonen Vasquez reference thread title.

[Greatermaximus]

Did you take the title to this thread from a T.V. series. I will point it out again that the title is redundant.