I'm not even going to compare my physical body hair levels to anyone on here, aside from Julian it'd simply be embarrassing for them and for me just a painful reminder that I might well be the most hairy man on eoff.

The other day I cooked an amazing pork sirloin steak, mash and mushy peas served with baked beans and what I missed from the plate in the picture I then taunted Parker with... some steamed veg. If I still have the picture of this later I will upload it.