Mafia XXV: Action Movie Badasses Game Thread Day 6

[[M] Helo]

So, Vin Diesel, we meet at last.

Let me tell you something. I am a member of the mafia and you will do EXACTLY what I say. I command you to diminish someone else's credibility and not your own, Vin Diesel.

Kneel.

how do you explain this

i don't think you can somehow

NOW I AM GOING TO GET REAAAAAAL ANGRY (see? :frust BECAUSE IT WORKS FOR SAMUEL!!!! YOU BETTER TELL THE TRUTH OR ELSE YOU'RE A FORFEIT

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

If you're simply going to resort to nonsense as your defense then it's a moot point. I find your behavior to be misleading and therefore suspicious, you find a series of words from my post - stripped of context - suspicious and am therefore a member of the mafia. Believe what you wish, it doesn't overly matter. So long as the actual town members can see that you are being moronic, I'm not in any danger.

[[M] Helo]

I don't think the rest of the town think I am being moronic. Well, they probably do - and should - but I like to think that my original joke, the one I am having to run into the ground so you get it, wouldn't have gone over their heads.

Anyway, I think you are a member of the mafia because you ordered me to smear someone's credibility... right after you confessed to being in the mafia. I think that is more than enough evidence. When Uma Thurman arrives, I will plead with her to assassinate you immediately.

[[M] Elize]

If you're simply going to resort to nonsense as your defense then it's a moot point. I find your behavior to be misleading and therefore suspicious, you find a series of words from my post - stripped of context - suspicious and am therefore a member of the mafia. Believe what you wish, it doesn't overly matter. So long as the actual town members can see that you are being moronic, I'm not in any danger.

well that about settles it for me I've seen through your brazen code Indy, you're fooling no one.

[[M] Helo]

And there you have it. Thank you Bruce, that is the smoking gun we needed to see this murderer hang.

All true townsfolk, I encourage you to place votes upon this vagrant at once!

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

First of all, smurf off Vin Diesel, I'm in charge. You don't bark orders at me mothersmurfer. I've been kicking asses since you were a cub scout.

Second of all, all of you smurf right off of Vin Diesel. Voting after low-activity players is all well and good but we have way more suspicious people to deal with than Vin Diesel. The next person who bandwagons on Vin Diesel is going to get an ugly surprise.

Where is Nicolas Cage and where is Will Smith? Get your asses in here.

##Vote: Sylvester Stallone

First off, do you have any idea how hard it is to keep up with this game when your activity level within the game is not as high as most of the others who are currently posting? With the new posts that pile up, it's hard for people like me to keep up. I am trying though, so I commend you for at least trying to get some attention on those people, especially me. Really appreciate it, Sammy. Really do.

This is always very important to remember throughout the game. Banking on people who are currently inactive is almost always a terrible strategy, and I'm glad it was said so early.

A terrible strategy indeed.

The question now is do we go for the obvious dog Statham? Or go after the low-lying inactive Vin?

Except for when it's not terrible! Surprise!

any way the wind blows, my friend.

PS: who do we go after? come on now son.

I would say that was a good catch if you had gotten my point.
I had said that going after people just under the radar is the best strategy.
I was also implying that at the beginning of the game going after inactives is just silly as that WAS posted at the very beginning of the game.
Nice try.

You're right, sometimes those playing just under the radar do tend to stay in the game longer. If you noticed in past games, the number of posts tend to drop little by little as the game progreses. Just an observation though. Not saying it'll happen in this game. But it's a good idea to keep track to those under the radar just as much as it is to look at those all over the place.

Oh dear. This isn't going to end well.

That I know quite well, Bruce.

[[M] Helo]

I am trying though, so I commend you for at least trying to get some attention on those people, especially me. Really appreciate it, Sammy. Really do.

(i'm only quoting part of a long post that is relevant to my point ok guys!!!!) You want attention, Mr Stallone?

Well, okay! I have a question or two!

So, are we bandwagon voting for Statham? On Day 1?! Oh come on people. We can do

better than that.


##Vote: Steven Seagal

What was your reason for voting for Seagull? Like, you admonish people for voting Statham as it was a bandwagon, which is a fair comment to make, yet Seagull also became a rip-roarin' bandwagon.

It was Neeson's lynch, which you are solely responsible for, because of your last minute vote switch. Why? Perhaps it's to save your own hide perhaps?

(this is another quote I shortened down!!! oh no!! it was a question to Weaver btw if you want the context) Why were you riding Weaver's ass about this? Weaver knew she was town, and a fairly important role... why wouldn't she have immediately voted Neeson? Out of a choice of Weaver and Neeson, well... she knows 100% that one of them is town.

[[M] Colette]

##Vote Jason Statham

ffs guys.

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

I am trying though, so I commend you for at least trying to get some attention on those people, especially me. Really appreciate it, Sammy. Really do.

(i'm only quoting part of a long post that is relevant to my point ok guys!!!!) You want attention, Mr Stallone?

Well, okay! I have a question or two!

So, are we bandwagon voting for Statham? On Day 1?! Oh come on people. We can do

better than that.


##Vote: Steven Seagal

What was your reason for voting for Seagull? Like, you admonish people for voting Statham as it was a bandwagon, which is a fair comment to make, yet Seagull also became a rip-roarin' bandwagon.

It was Day 1, and I believed we didn't have much to go on against anyone at the time. When I saw the bandwagon on Statham, I went against it by voting Seagal, which unfortunately became one as well after my vote, coincidently.

It was Neeson's lynch, which you are solely responsible for, because of your last minute vote switch. Why? Perhaps it's to save your own hide perhaps?

(this is another quote I shortened down!!! oh no!! it was a question to Weaver btw if you want the context) Why were you riding Weaver's ass about this? Weaver knew she was town, and a fairly important role... why wouldn't she have immediately voted Neeson? Out of a choice of Weaver and Neeson, well... she knows 100% that one of them is town.

She says she was the cop, which I did believe when she made the claim. However, she made that vote switch to save herself, which I found to be quite the scummy action as it is. Look, she wanted us to believe her? She should at least trust us to make the last vote rather than switching at the last minute.

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

I have arranged for you to be tonight's hit, Vin Diesel. Just so you know.

[[M] Dee]

I don't think the rest of the town think I am being moronic. Well, they probably do - and should - but I like to think that my original joke, the one I am having to run into the ground so you get it, wouldn't have gone over their heads.

Anyway, I think you are a member of the mafia because you ordered me to smear someone's credibility... right after you confessed to being in the mafia. I think that is more than enough evidence. When Uma Thurman arrives, I will plead with her to assassinate you immediately.

I will not be making any day kills today. Ask again tomorrow. Reading through everything.

[[M] Dee]

So, to catch a mafia. Oh yeah, I should probably point out I'm Official Town Leader now. Don't like it? Awesome. I'll make you like it. I'm a very persuasive man. I like rockets and also trips to the beach.

Let me pose a question to you all. You're a member of the mafia. Suddenly, a cop claims guilty on a friend of yours? What do you do...?

You panic and slap a vote on your friend because HEY HEY HEY I'M NOT WITH HIM OKAY I'M DIFFERENT

Before the claim:

5 [M] Sigourney Weaver : [M] Jet Li, [M] Dwayne Johnson, [M] Will Smith, [M] Nicolas Cage, [M] Sigourney Weaver

0 [M] Jason Statham : [M] Sigourney Weaver

Aaaaaaand after it:

1 [M] Sigourney Weaver : [M] Jet Li, [M] Dwayne Johnson, [M] Will Smith, [M] Nicolas Cage, [M] Sigourney Weaver

6 [M] Jason Statham : [M] Sigourney Weaver, [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger, [M] Jet Li, [M] Nicolas Cage, [M] Uma Thurman, [M] Sylvester Stallone

1 [M] Dwayne Johnson : [M] Jason Statham

13 hours, 48 minutes.

there's your troutlist right there kids. Mmm mmm mmm.

Not buying that, people being scum for believing a cop claim? No way Jose.

[[M] Helo]

I didn't say "everybody who believed the claim = SCUM!" now did I? The numbers don't add up, for one! I'm just telling you how I anticipate a scum would act.

[[M] Dee]

I didn't say "everybody who believed the claim = SCUM!" now did I? The numbers don't add up, for one! I'm just telling you how I anticipate a scum would act.

There's too many names on that list that the only real argument would be this possible scum tactic, but its too Wine in Front of Me for me to buy into.

Diesel, you've been active today by a longshot. I think it's mass roleclaim time, starting with you Diesel. We have a lot of roleclaims in play, mafia will start going after these people. It's a safe time to be roleclaiming. Right now mafia has a choice every night, do we go after the Vig? The confirmed Psychatrist? Whatever Bruce is? Statham (if he is in fact telling the truth)? Etc.

It's time to show are cards on the poker table kiddos.

[[M] Helo]

You want to know my role, Uma?

Your request has been considered and I respectfully refuse.

One way to find out: Kill me. Either by your gun, the mafia's, the noose, starring in a movie called "The Pacifier"... I couldn't care how I die... that's the only way you'll know until the game is over.