Boys Become Doctors, Girls Become Nurses
I just screenshotted this off Pinterest because I see stuff like this every damn day and it just royally pisses me off:
Who the hell doesn't like LEGO? Every day I see people posting stuff "for boys" or "for girls" and I can't even omg.
The one time at work I might come off as a little snippy is when a person asks me if something is for a boy or a girl. I smile and say "It's for whoever wants it."
Share my rage with me dammit!
Oh you silly girls and your equality nonsense!
Even LEGO does this when advertising its own stuff. Real bummer.
Nurse Uniforms are more easily sexualized then doctors.
So what I propose is we make Doctors wear nurses uniforms as well so that I may sexualize both female nurses and doctors!
But how will we keep our children from becoming homosexuals without enforced gender roles?
This does annoy me too... though in a massive case of missing the point I find myself more concerned with what sorcery they used to get the cube blocks through a circular hole...
I don't understand why you would put Lego pieces or Barbie's shoes in soap. That doesn't make any sense.
You see, humans of the average quality enjoy making those of the most boring sorts into more interesting aspects by adding pieces of sentimental value into it via addition or through any other means.Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
What was boring soap is now a delicious desert for the whole family to enjoy!
You should just put the whole Barbie in there and pretend it's in cryogenic stasis. Every time you wash your hands you come one step closer to bringing her back to life.
there was a picture here
Why did you put my legos in he soap, Mom? I hate you!
...
All sexism aside, this is pretty damn cool.
Sounds like a perfectly good waste of Legos to me.
"Just five more blocks and Castle Unbreakable will be complete.... goddamnit mom, why do you keep stealing my Legos for your sanitary needs?!?"
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
I still ctry at night, wishing my mother put Legos in my soap so I wouldn't have become the man-loving abomination I am today.
I still ctry at night, wishing my mother put Legos in my soap so I wouldn't have become the man-loving abomination I am today.I'll be praying you get some Lego Hand Soap so you can be CURED
Don't worry, buddy. Dial hand soap now kills 99% of all harmful bacteria, and the gay. Lather up and join the rest of proper society!I still ctry at night, wishing my mother put Legos in my soap so I wouldn't have become the man-loving abomination I am today.
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
