This is why nobody likes Cricket. You've got the worst PR team imaginable. This is the most boring post DK has ever made. Er, this is perhaps the only boring post DK has ever made. Lemme give you some tips on how to sell this.Originally Posted by DK
This amuses me far too much. I'm probably reading too much into it but I just love the idea of you setting yourself in the crease, watching the bowler coming in, thinking "right going to block this one", getting a nice straight bat up there and holding the pose, just as the bails go flying. "Ah, lovely" is what I like to imagine your response was right before you trudged off.For the benefit of members partial to the great sport of cricket (both of them), witness a textbook forward defensive shot, and ignore the fact that I just got bowled and the bails are flying everywhere.
Concentrate on the guy in the blue hat. Dude's about to catch some red thing flying out of Manus's ass. That's got all kinds of potential.
The other dude in the back is totally checking out Manus's ass and not even being subtle about it. Perfect opportunity to point out that guys are sexually objectified just as much as women. Enjoy the troutstorm.
And why has nobody mentioned the awesome BDSM getup that Manus is wearing?
Kneepads for marathon tantric blowjob? check.
Super Amazing Gloves of Fisting? check
Straight-up no-nonsense wooden ass paddle? check
Hiding one's face from the camera when caught in public with older gentlemen during massive outdoor BDSM orgy? check
