Jesus Christ! you bunch of bastards!
You didn't vote us for Cutest Couple. How very dare you ALL. You just don't know how cute Philara is. Just you wait until our beach snaps pop up in a picture thread, you'll be like 'Damn, they ARE the cutest couple!'
So I'm sitting like Locky-no-Ciddies for a while. And I win Best Blogger/Article Writer and I'm like this.
And then I go back to arsing around my house while my Mum and Sister keep barging in my room telling me off for drinking a beer, and wanting me to help them with their outfits but I'm like NO IT'S CIDDIES. And then I'm like this.
Then I lost Sexiest Female and I was all like this
(I didn't really. That gif was just too good to not use. Gratz mama. Sexy genes tbh)
THEN.
It's Best Member
And I'm like eff you, I'm not winning this one.
And then it's like
LOCKY
and I'm like; "u wot m8?"
And I retract into this bubble of NO IT CAN'T BE IT'S A LIE! The voters are wrong! I am not Best Member what the plopping hell? So many other Members deserved it way more than me what the hecky do dah?
And I go to bed.
And I sleep on it.
And it's still true.
And I'm still like.
AND THEN.
I REALISE WHAT YOU'VE ALL DONE. YOU'VE MADE ME PEAK. HOW. DO. I. BEAT. BEST. MEMBER?
So yeah? Where do I go from here EoFF? WHERE?
I just feel like I'm Beyonce right now. Rockstarrin'
So thank you so much for the votes! I am gonna shake my bootay in celebration all day.
(I'm also going to make sure I eat a lot of cake to maintain a Beyonce-esque curve)
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