Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
Also how does a dude sit down to pee without getting his bits all pissy anyway
If a guy is getting his 'bits' wet, either he's doing it wrong or he has some kind of abnormality he may want to consider getting checked over by a doctor. Every guy has to sit at some point, because sometimes you need to crap and pee. And, uh, I hope they're sitting down when that happens...