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    If you flush with it up, it sprays everything at least a bit, but that's all I know.

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    germs gonna get out no matter what you do

    your only option is a strong immune system

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    If it's your place, I don't care, but if you come in to my house and don't put the toilet seat down I will curb stomp you.
    At my place, I always have both down out of habit, like BoB and Skyblade both mentioned.

    But I'm the asshole who will go into my bathroom after guests use it and audibly slam them down if they didn't put them back down when they were done.

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    I tend to leave the seat down out of habit, but now and then I may forget if I wake up to use it in the night, and I'm half asleep. If I do forget to put the seat down and someone mentions it to me in a nagging tone, I'm more likely to make a habit of leaving it up intentionally for the next few weeks. Either party is just as capable of lifting or lowering the seat for the next person.

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    Uhm Jiro?.... There's fecal matter -everywhere-.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero View Post
    I'm still wondering why so many people seem to think putting the seat and lid down creates a super-magic barrier that prevents any and all germs from escaping their toilet. Germs so mean and crafty they will totally escape if that trout gets left up.
    That reminded me of this show I saw where they actually said that in a household, the bathroom toilet isn't the most grossest area in the house for germs. Like, you could eat off the toilet and it wouldn't be as bad as your usual spots since more activity is there. Also, your phone, TV remotes, etc. actually contain more germs than a bathroom as well. I just tried to find the clip, but I can't even remember what show I was watching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine View Post
    Uhm Jiro?.... There's fecal matter -everywhere-.
    And? There's trout everywhere, so should I dunk my face in the toilet before I flush? Limiting the amount of bacteria that immediately jettisons toward my face when I flush is probably a good idea. I also clean the toilet regularly and make liberal use of those air fresheners that are meant to kill germs. I know it's not perfect, but smurf, a lot of things aren't perfect and we still take steps to limit them. That's why we take showers and clean the house; trout's gonna get dirty again anyway, but it's just ​better for ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    Also how does a dude sit down to pee without getting his bits all pissy anyway
    If a guy is getting his 'bits' wet, either he's doing it wrong or he has some kind of abnormality he may want to consider getting checked over by a doctor. Every guy has to sit at some point, because sometimes you need to crap and pee. And, uh, I hope they're sitting down when that happens...
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    I usually cling to my ceiling and go all Dambusters on that thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    Also how does a dude sit down to pee without getting his bits all pissy anyway
    If a guy is getting his 'bits' wet, either he's doing it wrong or he has some kind of abnormality he may want to consider getting checked over by a doctor. Every guy has to sit at some point, because sometimes you need to crap and pee. And, uh, I hope they're sitting down when that happens...
    Ehhh I pee before I crap, I always imagined the constant stream of urine into the shallow water/against the bowl would splash back onto me.

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    You gotta be pissing an absolute torrent for that to happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    Also how does a dude sit down to pee without getting his bits all pissy anyway
    If a guy is getting his 'bits' wet, either he's doing it wrong or he has some kind of abnormality he may want to consider getting checked over by a doctor. Every guy has to sit at some point, because sometimes you need to crap and pee. And, uh, I hope they're sitting down when that happens...
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    Awesome, I love hearing about how people I know defecate. What a whimsical turn this thread has taken.

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    They say toilet water is cleaner than what comes out of the tap. Hehe

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