Speech by LocoColt04:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10NNbp8VTJ6
(SPOILER)
Man stuff. Doing some man stuff. Scratching my balls, drinking some whiskey, taking a nap...
...where was I?! Oh, right. Man stuff.
So what if you're the second best male? I mean, if the Best Member is also a male, doesn't that put you in second place? NO! And you know why it doesn't? Because it's YOUR brass balls that won a Best Male Ciddie.
Best Men have a lot of roles in life, like embarrassing the trout out of their best friends at weddings, and toasting to all the pretty ladies (or men) out there - hey, it's all kosher. You just do you.
So kick up your feet, sit back, and relax.
Fart a little. Girls do it too.
Guys there will be a special VOTE FOR YOUR TOP THREE SPEECHES thread after this, so don't dodge out!
Seriously yes, go shion!![]()
Sorry for my premature speech ejaculation you guys. From the view count it's safe - nobody clicked it.![]()
That's cool! It'll be up for 24 hours![]()
Speech by Psychotic
See you guys in 18 minutes...
/me gets comfy