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    I would if the person was already dead and we were stranded on a cold mountain with no other food resources nearby. I have no interest in knowing what it tastes like. Many meats now make me physically ill anyway.

    And Iceglow I think it's fava beans.

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    I'd die before I'd have the stomach to eat human flesh, because 1) Yuck, and 2) I wouldn't make a very good butcher, being hemophobic.

    Not to mention if I'm in a desperate enough situation to where I'd even have to consider it, I'm guessing I wouldn't have a stove handy. I've never been able to build a fire even with a lighter.

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    I'm not eating any gammy leg, sir.

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    I discovered one of my girlfriends desires today. She said she wished that somewhere in the world there was a place that would deep fry me in KFC original batter so that she could eat it off of me.

    Unfortunately for her I don't think we have the money to visit Texas.

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    KFC is amazing. I wouldn't eat KFH, though.

    No cannibalism for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    And Iceglow I think it's fava beans.

    This would make more sense to be quite honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
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    I would gladly cut off my right arm and share it with one other person who was with me in hopes of us surviving one more night if I cared about them enough (and yes, I'm saying I would be eating my own arm). Past that, no. I don't think there's any redemption from consuming a whole person no matter how desperate you are to survive.

    Just to be clear, there would have to be a way to cook it. Raw is not... not even going to be healthy... and it would be disgusting.

    Not going to lie though. I have enjoyed the taste of human flesh raw. I just prefer not to chew it or swallow it and I would prefer there be no blood so if there is any, I would likely have to wait a little while (anywhere from a few days to a week would likely do the trick). And it has to still be attached to a living person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheesh View Post
    I discovered one of my girlfriends desires today. She said she wished that somewhere in the world there was a place that would deep fry me in KFC original batter so that she could eat it off of me.

    Unfortunately for her I don't think we have the money to visit Texas.
    No no, I would eat the batter off you in order to save you. Remember that it's important, I'm SAVING you.


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