Give me CIDDIES or give me DEATH! (Done, tallies and everything! Auf wiedersehen!)

[Bubba]

RIGHT, RIGHT!!

Think of 'All About That Bass' the song but... BUT! From a guys perspective!!! YES!!!

[Bubba]

Oh well my Daddy he told me don't worry about your size...
He said "The ladies don't mind when it feels like you're not inside"

You know I don't have a thick or particularly impressive shlong
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along

[Bubba]

I'm gonna make millions.

[Bubba]

I'm drinking whiskey.

[Pike]

If you don't like All About That Bass then we can't be friends.

[Denmark]

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[Shauna]

[Bubba]

Welcome to the...

POST-CIDDIES MELTDOWN!!!

[Dat Matt]

Carphone Warehouse IRL

[Ayen]

Lots of varied winners this year. Good show!

And you mean you guys don't have three arms? I guess that would ruin the experience of the N64 controller a bit.

[Agent Proto]

Yay, I'm very excited about the Ciddies. I hope I win something.

[Shauna]

*i talk in a poor scottish accent over skype to the shauna*
denmark: stop with the scottish accent already
shauna: i literally can't stop tho

but I can't though

[Psychotic]

*i talk in a poor scottish accent over skype to the shauna*
denmark: stop with the scottish accent already
shauna: i literally can't stop tho

but I can't though

have you tried?

[Pheesh]

Good stuff everyone, once again I am winless but despite my best efforts I had fun reading this.

[Colonel Angus]

It took me 3-4 hrs. just to get through today's stuff.

I can't believe I won a Ciddie! Thanks to everyone who voted for me/nominated me for these.

Congrats to everyone else who won & got nominted. Also great job to all the other speech writers, you guys did a kick ass job.

As for everyone who received a ton of rep from me today...