How many times would you kick Dat Matt if every time you got a Shauna?

[Madame Adequate]

I would like three Shaunas because then I could play Castle Crashers or Left 4 Dead or Lesbian Clone Threesome with her.

I see this and raise you 4 kicks for an All-Shauna's L4D.

I see you this and raise you 5 kicks for an All-Shauna's Lesbian Clone Orgy. I mean, there's principles at stake here, you know?