Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
K, Shorty can you come over? I need you to assemble this coffee table while I cry in a corner.
Heck yes I will come over and assemble your coffee table. I will not be conquered by furniture, nor will I allow furniture to conquer my friends!

it's not that I enjoy assembling furniture, I just tend to get competitive with the poorly written/sketched IKEA instructions and it becomes a battle of wills to the death