Dat Nathan Dyer assist doeOriginally Posted by Psychotic
Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m
Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca
Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract
Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything
Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea
Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!
Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.
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Dat Nathan Dyer assist doe
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Euro 2016 playoff draw:
Ireland v Bosnia
Ukraine v Slovenia
Sweden v Denmark
Hungary v Norway
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
United's best performance under LVG. Smalling = best defender in Europe.
Who would have said a year ago that Leicester vs Crystal Palace this weekend looks to be a cracker?
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Str8 Pimpin'
...Wow.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
It's amazes me the utter lengths agents go to nowadays. Timely comes out with that after he scores a hat-trick. For a little more money you can have us back, we never wanted to leave!
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I just hope Hodgson realises how good Smalling is and doesn't keep giving a starting spot to Cahill. Ander Herrera is also a beast.
Also yeah smurf Sterling's agent. It's done, you and he and indeed Liverpool got big fat sacks of cash and City got the best young English talent. Everyone won, shut up already.
In related but not entirely relevant off-pitch news:
Giggs and Neville work with squatters to make occupied hotel safe
These two have turned pleasingly humanitarian lately, this is a nice news story.
Ryan Giggs is all about spreading the love. Not even family gets in his way.
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I just expected the Arsenal Everton game to turn into a brawl at the end. Dear lord, those players were agitated.
Big Andy has moved up from dicking Swansea to dicking Mourinho. He's in the big dicking leagues now.
I'm waiting for Mourinho to reveal the last few months have all been a performance art depiction of King Lear's descent into madness. It troubles me that we have no regulars in the football thread who are Chelsea fans so that we canmockbanter them.
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I would like to point out at this juncture... that I am the only person who predicted Arsenal would win the league
I also predicted Liverpool would finish 12th.
I'm slowly becoming a Crystal palace fan if they keep up their good show. Teams like Arsenal show off too much for me to truly enjoy it.
I would like to point out at this juncture that February aka Annual Arsenal Collapse Month and Liverpool Finally Stop Being trout When It's Too Late To Count Month hasn't happened yet.I would like to point out at this juncture... that I am the only person who predicted Arsenal would win the league
I also predicted Liverpool would finish 12th.
Most bloody disappointing derby ever. I mean, sure, there was some great footwork. Fast and mostly accurate passes all around. Some decent duels, and not too rough a game.
But by god, will someone please shoot at the goal? It didn't help that Man. City was playing on the counter, but unable to actually keep the ball for more than 5 seconds.
All in all, I've seen far more exciting games. Reinforces for me that Man. City without Aguero has a poor scoring ability.
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