Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post
No, the ACTUAL horrifying truth is that you (yes, you, the one reading this) are the only real person on this forum. The rest of us are just advanced chatbots, designed to make this all appear real. It's an experiment run by the lizard people, on behalf of their sinister overlord, Grover.
Grover is always watching you...
I suspected as much. You guys were too cheery. Too kind. Very suspicious.