Oh dear god what a tragically abysmal excuse for a movie that was.

... I really liked it!

Seriously, I don't think I've ever been so conflicted by a movie. Every critical part of my personality can't help but absolutely tear it to shreds - the writing, the acting, the direction, the editing... it was all just horrendous. The way they treated their female characters (all two of them) was worse. I'm terrified the writing is going to be just as awful in Final Fantasy XV.

And yet I had a great time and would absolutely recommend it.