Nomura Wants To Remake The Whole FFVII Compilation

[Wolf Kanno]

I was already worried about the remake meaning they would introduce trout from the compilation into FFVII. This confirms it. On the bright side, if they're remaking the compilation, maybe they could fix it to, but considering there was no call for most of that trout to begin with, I find it highly unlikely they could polish those turds into something good.

Since Tabata has gone, maybe they can make Crisis Core less Tabata-y.

Toriyama will direct it and make Zack just as angsty and gloomy as modern Cloud and Lightning, oh and Aerith will somehow stop a Slum rebellion by singing a cheesy J-Pop song with Gackt..er Genesis. The game will also strip out the action-rpg combat and be nothing but the DMV slots for everything at which Toriyama will pronounce how awesomely innovate he is. They'll then release it for mobile phones.

There's your new Crisis Core.