Oozinator - Greatest Toy Ever

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Originally Posted by GooeyToast

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Originally Posted by farplaner

That's not the hilarity of it, that's the disgusting part of it. Would you want your kids "rubbing it in?"

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Well if it was so apparently disgusting, then how did it ever get approved for tv airtime?

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Yes, that was my question.

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Originally Posted by GooeyToast

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Originally Posted by farplaner

Actually...I was implying that the "gooey toast" you eat has been thoroughly annihilated by the infamous oozinator...it really kills a burn to have to explain it...pay attention, damn it! :tongue: :D

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Well, considering you say "I am what I eat", and I am GooeyToast, by that logic I eat gooey toast, thus eat myself. I payed perfect attention to it. Problem was it made no sense. Whoever said I eat gooey toast to begin with? It's nothing more than a user name. You call the video disgusting yet you make a failed insult implying the subject matter. Kind of hard to burn with no heat :rolleyes2

...I seriously can't believe I'm aruguing over a Super Soaker.

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I can't believe it either. I'm not a failure!! ....anyways, don't take me seriously. When I'm serious, you'll know...I'll make this face: :x_x:

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Originally Posted by Levian

I like how the kid in the yellow shirt is rubbing the water all over his chest.

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I like the red kid because he's completely covered in it and he's all *squeeeeeem*

I think it looks like it's firing...something that little kids should not be rubbing over their bodies.

I think I'll stick with my good ol' trusty M107 .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Rye

What a special toy. It is the apple of Rye's Eyes. I want one now. ;__;

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Oh god.

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Oh....DEAR...god...

Wow, that thing can make any guy feel like Peter North.

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Originally Posted by Fuego

I can't get it to work :(

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That's what she said. :p

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Originally Posted by farplaner

When I'm serious, you'll know...I'll make this face: :x_x:

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Is that Blue Steel ?!?! LMAO !

But really i've been pumpin and nothin ... I still can't get it to werk :cry:

"Oh yuck! Disgusting! I better be to sure to rub it all over my nipples!"

It's almost a cool design, with the green bony looking part, and you could play oldy-time Power Rangers with it, though it seems kinda pointless when you can use free tasty water. Crap on a stick, it's a bad advert, though.