Oozinator - Greatest Toy Ever

[farplaner]

That's not the hilarity of it, that's the disgusting part of it. Would you want your kids "rubbing it in?"

Well if it was so apparently disgusting, then how did it ever get approved for tv airtime?

Yes, that was my question.

Actually...I was implying that the "gooey toast" you eat has been thoroughly annihilated by the infamous oozinator...it really kills a burn to have to explain it...pay attention, damn it!

Well, considering you say "I am what I eat", and I am GooeyToast, by that logic I eat gooey toast, thus eat myself. I payed perfect attention to it. Problem was it made no sense. Whoever said I eat gooey toast to begin with? It's nothing more than a user name. You call the video disgusting yet you make a failed insult implying the subject matter. Kind of hard to burn with no heat :rolleyes2

...I seriously can't believe I'm aruguing over a Super Soaker.

I can't believe it either. I'm not a failure!! ....anyways, don't take me seriously. When I'm serious, you'll know...I'll make this face: :x_x:

[Rye]

I like how the kid in the yellow shirt is rubbing the water all over his chest.

I like the red kid because he's completely covered in it and he's all *squeeeeeem*

[Quindiana Jones]

I think it looks like it's firing...something that little kids should not be rubbing over their bodies.

I think I'll stick with my good ol' trusty M107 .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle.

[Giga Guess]

What a special toy. It is the apple of Rye's Eyes. I want one now. ;__;

Oh god.

Oh....DEAR...god...

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wow, that thing can make any guy feel like Peter North.

I can't get it to work

That's what she said.

[Fuego]

When I'm serious, you'll know...I'll make this face: :x_x:

Is that Blue Steel ?!?! LMAO !

But really i've been pumpin and nothin ... I still can't get it to werk

[RPJesus]

"Oh yuck! Disgusting! I better be to sure to rub it all over my nipples!"

It's almost a cool design, with the green bony looking part, and you could play oldy-time Power Rangers with it, though it seems kinda pointless when you can use free tasty water. Crap on a stick, it's a bad advert, though.