Ciddies! Revelations! Here! Now!

Good job, Paul. :colbert:

Oh awesome, I love those stupid Sims of mine. I could do another one-off episode if you guys really want but idk where I'd post it.

Do another one! More more more!

Cutest/Sexiest Female
Last winner: Zeldy
Nomination Leader: rubah

The Nominees
Akaria
Jessweeee♪
Marshall Banana
rubah
Rye
smittenkitten
Zeldy

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: rubah Jiro: Zeldy Shiny: smittenkitten Levian: Zeldy Demon Dude: Rye Noctiluca: smittenkitten

Del Murder: Zeldy Sir Lancealot: rubah rubah: Zeldy Tavrobel: Zeldy Psychotic: smittenkitten

Prediction Party Favourite: Zeldy (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: smittenkitten (3/11)

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I could do another one-off episode if you guys really want

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Yes plz.

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Originally Posted by Garnie

Cutest/sexiest Female

you are the winner, sex goddess to boot!
You are the winner a hawt slice of pie!
You are the winner, and people wanna touch yah!!!
so well done MILF
Rawr!!
<3

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Zeldy should win but she's so underaged I had to vote Akaria.

Silly standards

Haha, that Sims thread made me laugh. Do another.

Zeldy o_O

And I mean that in the best way possible.

And the Ciddie goes to...
smittenkitten

14. Cutest/Sexiest Female
smittenkitten.......9
rubah...............8
Marshall Banana.....7
Zeldy...............5
Jessweeee♪..........4
Rye.................4
Akaria..............1
RSL.................1

So where are these legendary bikini pics, Danielle?

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Originally Posted by Pureghetto

Zeldy should win but she's so underaged I had to vote Akaria.

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O rly? :)

Nominated than not voted for. That's real nice.

Better watch out for your girl there BoBdan

You guys need to look at Rye some more.

Monda, honey-love! You almost got it! :ichigo:

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Originally Posted by Marshall Banana

You guys need to look at Rye some more.

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This.

Damn, I had smitten as my pick but then I changed it. That'll cost me!

Cutest/Sexiest Male
Last winner: Clouded Sky
Nomination Leader: Breine

The Nominees
Breine
Clouded Sky
Levian
Loony BoB
Noctiluca
Pureghetto

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Breine Jiro: Breine Shiny: Breine Levian: Breine Demon Dude: Breine Noctiluca: Breine

Del Murder: Breine Sir Lancealot: Breine rubah: Breine Tavrobel: Breine Psychotic: Breine

Prediction Party Favourite: Breine (11/11, 100%!)

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

So where are these legendary bikini pics, Danielle?

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This.

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Good evening, viewers, and welcome to the annual Ciddies Revelation Party Show! Here on the red carpet, Rye & Psy Rivers are here to comment on the sizzling fashion of the sexiest male members of the forum. Let's see how these hot young men look on this fine evening!

Rye: Well, I'm about as excited for this as Loony BoB with vegemite down his y-fronts and quilt. What about you, Mr. Psy Rivers? How do you feel tonight? :bigsmile:

Psy: Darling I am so hyped for this that I am sweating like Momiji in a Tokyo elementary school.

Rye: Yeah, I know! This event is so fun that it's almost illegal too! Well, let's get on with the first sexy stallion on the red carpet, Breine!



Breine

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...416_711663.jpg

Psy: My my! It's Lord Chappingsworth and his gruff Cockney manservant.


Rye: He's certainly stately looking. But what is in his hoodie pocket?
It's straining the material in a.... oh my.

Psy: That's the British gentry, for you. They can polish the crown jewels while still keeping a sense of dignity.

Rye: It looks like his bowler hat friend is unzipping,so I guess you're right. And they can even keep it
up with a British flag perched upon their left shoulder! Or at least, Mr. Sexy Breine can, in his fabulous silk top hat and famous Evastio Gabanna Italian Scarf.

Psy: Yes, you know a lot of men can't pull off the shoulder flag, but Breine does it. It's those sumptuous scandinavian lips of his. I could drown in them. I also particularly like the light perched on top of his hat. You never know when you're going to end up in a coal mine when you're with Lord Chappingsworth!

Rye: I suppose he uses the umbrella as a type of lamp shade as well. You can stand him in a corner and he's even sexier than that fishnet leg lamp from A Christmas Story.

Psy: I'm going to have to disagree there. The umbrella was an extremely poor choice. It never rains in England, after all, so what good is it? Perhaps fending off baboons or savage tribal folk while they're off on adventures in the Congo. But I kind of think all of their adventures revolve around visiting opium dens and giving a bit of how's-yer-father to some Thai prostitutes.


Rye: He definitely seems to be an exploring type of a man, the original Nigel Thornberry, but he's certainly sexy enough to come home and get some ass in Jolly Ol'. He even took Mary Poppin's umbrella as proof after a one night stand.

Psy: Now now this is where I absolutely draw the line. Mary Poppins was a living saint, and the only man who ever gave her a spoonful of sugar was Bert.

Rye: It gives a whole new meaning to a spoonful of sugar... Oh Psy Rivers! You know me so well!

Psy: We should probably plan our metaphors in advance. Next time, you can say that Breine will go fly her kite.

Rye: Okay, you can say that he'll jolly her holiday, in that case.

PSY: I think it's safe to say that his heart won't be the only thing that's beating like a big brass band.

Rye: Oh my! Perhaps we should move onto our next male before you chim chim your cher-ee.

PSY :I think it's a little too late. But sock it to me, baby.

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Rye: Okay, now onto our sexy asian man, PG!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/picture.p...pictureid=1124

We can see that he is sporting a fur coat, under his pants. You can just barely see it!

PSY:
A fur coat? Is that what it is?
I thought he'd stuffed a gerbil down there or something.

Rye: No. I think asians eat those, so it wouldn't last very long, I'm afraid!

PSY
They also leave great big stains on the walls.
I'm assuming that's from him trying to ejaculate as high as he possibly can.

Rye: Oh dear! It looks more like two giant eyes on the wall. I sure hope he's not trying to draw a portrait

PSY: Maybe he was going for a trickshot and split it in two somehow. Although this isn't something I really want to dwell on. Just sayin', those Asians need to practice their bukkake skills.

Rye:
I wonder if they take classes for that. In that case, that'd explain where his clothes money has gone, because there's not much of a wardrobe to this male! Besides his fur coat, he's wearing a pair of dark washed jeans and a camera around his neck. I wonder what he's wearing that for!

Psy: Isn't PG that guy who goes up to people on the street and then asks if he can take a photo of their pubes?
I swear to god we had a member who did that. Maybe it was The Captain, idk.


Rye:
I dunno, are you sure you aren't thinking of that one who tells girls to send him samples of their hairs for his collection?
I think that's Baloki though, trying to make an authentic calico fur suit.

Psy: I'd like to see Baloki and Pureghetto locked in a room with a fox. Would it be eaten or humped first?

Rye: It would be skinned for a below the pants fur coat, obviously, Psy Rivers!

PSY: And this is why statues of the Virgin Mary cry blood.

Rye: Damn furriners. We'd best go on to our next sexy guy.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...40_3304479.jpg


Psy: Whoa! Hobgoblins! You can't cross a bridge in Norway without a pack of these things leaping out from under it.


Rye: I, for one, find it deplorable that people in Norway still drive such out of date vehicles. Wooden cars? What's next, still traveling by viking boat?

Psy: Let's not judge these tribal people too harshly. They will join the 21st Century in their own time.

Rye: It appears that Levian is wearing a large tribal headdress and ceremony clothing. What do you think they're celebrating, Mr. Rivers?

PSY: I daresay they must have encountered poor Lord Chappingsworth on one of his many jaunts, and devoured him whole. The savages.


Look, they're even having victory drinks. I'm not entirely sure what they're drinking, but I think it's safe to say that whatever it is, it came from an elk.

Rye:
I think I see one of them in the distance, trying to use Lord Chappingsworth's umbrella to carve up reindeer meat. God bless the little brutes' hearts.


PSY: Is that shack behind them Levian's bachelor pad? The rent on that place must be extreme. I'm talking two or three shiny stones a month, here.
He even has the town pole in his front yard. That's just excess.


Rye:
That pole easily cost one or two photos of the FRIENDS cast. Maybe that's why his clothes are in a tear.


No, I think that's just because he is a sloppy bum with no self-respect.

Rye:
Where's Lord Chappingsworth's British conquistador mates when you need them?

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Noctiluca, from the Rantzien Album Collection:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/picture.p...pictureid=1049

Psy: Well, while I appreciate the sentiment that I am a player, I most certainly do not "sux".

Rye: Ssssh, now, Psy Rivers. It's not worth it. He could easily stomp you down with those brawny legs.

Psy: Is he naked from the waist down? Or is that a dress?

Rye: Knowing Rantzien's Swedish charms, he's naked. He only appears to be wearing a sign, and a brown designer t-shirt.

Psy: I guess wearing brown is pretty useful if you're interested in scatplay. And for legal reasons, I'm not going to say that Noctiluca is involved in such activities, but if you've ever smelled him, well, you'll know what I am getting at.

Rye: I hear that when he's not wearing that brown shirt, he wears his sexy boyfriend. He's quite handsome, that young man. But yes, he's mostly naked.

I do like his glasses though. I have a pair like that. Does that mean that I like scat too? :(

Psy: I guess it always helps to wear protective goggles to shield oneself from the chocolate blast.

Rye: Didn't Lord Chappingsworth first discover chocolate in the wilds of the rain forest during one of his hunts...

...….. :cry:

PSY: It's amazing what you can get a villager to do for some shells and a comb.

Is that a Dharma Initiative logo rug I spy?

Rye: Come to thnk of it, I think he was the guy who asked Jin to pee on his foot. Looks like he lost a good 200 lbs though and got a whole lot sexier. :colbert:

PSY: Hurley: The Internet Years.

Rye: Why is the world so sordid, Mr Rivers? :(

PSY: What is inside the hatch? :(

Rye: The things in there would curl your hair

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http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/172/stitchwz3.jpg

Rye: Well...

Psy: Nope. No. Not touching that one. I'm sorry, but that is just not gonna happen.

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Loony BoB

http://www.aiyon.com/meetup/DSCF0237a.jpg

Psy: Blimey, he's showing off more of his pubes than Pureghetto did. He even has a happy trail. That's so darling

Rye: That's certainly a thick hard.... buckle.

PSY: Yeah I don't know what's going on with that hat. It's like some brutal amalgamation of a pimp hat and a pilgrim's.
"Goody smitten, would you by any chance like to purvey my fine biznatches?"

Rye: Giving out smallpox blankets and bangin' bitches.

PSY: Diss is how we roll in Jamestown! Represent!

Rye: I see his shirt says "original 68"... one has to wonder if that's what came before 69.
The original - doing it Mayflower style.

PSY: I don't know what came before 69, but I know what came during 69! Helloooooooooo!

Rye: Oh, Mr. Rivers! I think settling in the North American continent during the colonial times was how he got to recruiting Leeza to join EoFF

PSY: Colonial times? I thought that broad came from the crusades. Heard she decapitated many a Turk.

Rye: I think that feather in BoB's hat is a gift from the original chicken. Leeza knows what came first.

PSY: One thing I have to say though, if you don't want to look like a creepy kiddie-snatching smurf, don't smile with your mouth closed.

Rye: Too true! You would know that, wouldn't you, Mr. Rivers? :bigsmile:

PSY: Look, all I am saying is that if you're rocking the Ed Gein facial hair, smiling like you want to show me some puppies isn't the best way to make me think of you as someone whose hobbies do not include rape, murder, and posting on 4chan.

Rye: If you smile, instead, you might look like a Nigerian Prince who needs money wired before he can help resecure the fortune.

PSY: PLEASE BE HELPING ME FOR YOU SEE I AM RICH NIGERIAN EMPLOYEE. ENGLISH LORD IN TOP HAT STOLE MY OPIUM AND THEN DID TOILET ON DAUGHTER FACE.

Rye: Can't expect much from someone who lives right next to prisoner island, though. He was probably busted for selling tainted drugs to the Norwegians.

hi hi mates has a whole new meaning now... hi hi mate indeed.

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And that concludes the Rye & Psy Rivers Ciddies Red Carpet Event! Each of our men are sexy, complicated, and all with their deep secrets and desires. But which is the sexiest? We find out now:

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And the Ciddie goes to...
Breine

13. Cutest/Sexiest Male
Breine.............12
Levian..............9
Pureghetto..........9
Clouded Sky.........5
Loony BoB...........1
Noctiluca...........1
RSL.................1

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

So where are these legendary bikini pics, Danielle?

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This.

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Deliver, Rules 1 and 2, pg

:lol: Good work, Breine my man.

Well done Breine you sexy beast :bigsmile:

Evilest Member
Last winner: Bunny
Nomination Leader: scrumpleberry

The Nominees
Bunny
Del Murder
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Leeza
Psychotic
scrumpleberry
Tavrobel

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Tavrobel Jiro: Bunny Shiny: Leeza Levian: Leeza Demon Dude: Bunny Noctiluca: Bunny

Del Murder: Bunny Sir Lancealot: Bunny rubah: Bunny Tavrobel: Bunny Psychotic: Bunny

Prediction Party Favourite: Bunny (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Leeza (2/11)

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Pureghetto

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

So where are these legendary bikini pics, Danielle?

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This.

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Deliver, Rules 1 and 2, pg

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yes plz

congrats breine :)

*nunchucks Kishi*

scrumpleberry? Wtf

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Originally Posted by Dynast-Kid

Evil.

...What exactly is evil? Evil can be many things. Murder and the like are usually put at the top of the list, but here at EoFF, evil has a different definition.

This year at the June Ciddies, 7 inidividuals have been chosen as Eyes on Final Fantasy's most ruthless, diabolical members. It is to my belief that these 7 members are not only the nastiest wretches that curse our board, but that the evils and sins they represent run far deeper than any of us could ever truly know.

First we have Bunny. Or should I say Wrath, Ira, Satan, Amon, or any other of the numerous names this demon has gone by. Bunny is not only the representation of unbridled destruction, he is the embodiment of illogical hatred and violent ignorance. Impatient and cruel, Bunny has no loyalties or loves. His only need is to consume and destroy. But can the evils of Bunny be compared to the evils of Leeza, or should I call her Greed, Avarice, Mammon, or any of her other titles. Leeza has so many at EoFF fooled into thinking of her as charitable and gracious, when in actuality her goal is to sabotage EoFF and figuratively rape us for everything we own. Her thirst for material goods and obscene wealth is her sole motivation and will surely drive us all to a violent and unpleasant end.

Bunny and Leeza are but 2 of 7 symbols of disgrace here at EoFF. One must always be cautious of kawaii Ryûkishi, better known as Lust, Luxuria, Asmodeus, and a slew of other vile monikers. Unlike his demonic brethren, kawaii Ryûkishi's reputation as a filthy, lecherous sex creature is almost revered. Stories of his horrific, brutal tentacle rape strike fear into the heart of even the strongest of men. Chastity is an idea alien to this, the most despicable of sex hounds. But can his evil be compared to that of Del Murder, or shall I say Sloth, Acedia, Belphegor? At first I was unsure if Del Murder deserved the title of Evilest, but quick research proved me wrong. Del Murder may seem nice at first glance, but his unthreatening and non-intimidating demeanor are part of his evil. He wishes merely to seduce you with his lazy, sloth-like approach to evil, and strike once you turn your back. Be diligent when facing this most dangerous cur, for many have fallen prey to his predatory ways.

Psychotic. Here at EoFF, one must only type those 9 letters to conjure forth images of EoFF's Prince of Spam. But maybe Psychotic is more fitting of the title Envy, Invidia, Leviathan. Psychotic is driven by pure, maniacal jealousy. Lacking a real sense of self, he is envious of other's happiness, and thrives off of eliminating it. His only reason for existence is to simply destroy the happiness that survives within EoFF, and make us all as spiteful and miserable as he is. His percieved kindness is a mere ploy; a machination used to reach within our community's heart and extinguish it from within. But can his evils surpass those of scrumpleberry a.k.a. Gluttony, Gula, Beelzebub. Scrumpleberry may seem just as innocent as Del Murder, but don't be fooled by her, as she is surely one of the most evil of her ilk. She represents gluttony, not just in the physical act of over-eating, but the gluttonous act of over-opulence. She is a monument to over-indlgence and gaudiness; tackiness and kitsch. Her master plan is to run EoFF right into the ground with an increasing amount of drama and over-the-top antics. She may seem harmless and temperant, but that is all an over-thought, over-played lie.

And finally we reach the 7th nominee, the 7th sin, and the mother of all evil: Tavrobel, or should I say Pride, Superbia, Lucifer? Tavrobel is known for his dry personality and salty demeanor, but few realize his true, demonic intentions. Beneath his cold mask of a persona lies a heart as black as ice, and a spirit who would love to see nothing more than the members of our community subjected to the most horrible and agonizing tortures. His evil all stems from a false sense of self-worth; the need to believe he is above the rest of us. He refuses to himself as a sidekick or peon, and views himself as the one, true master of evil. Pride's cardinal opposite is the virtue Humility, something this evil wretch, this darkest of black-hearted fiends, will never, ever know.

EoFF, no matter who you may have chosen to recieve this Ciddie, please know that all 7 of these nominess, these sinners, are evil of the highest caliber. I pray not only for myself, but for the souls of all of us. May God have pity on our souls...

Take it away, Award Guy.

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First ever ciddie for Breine, gj :heart:

Also fabulous speech to Dynast and Psy&Rye ;)

How is scrumples evil?

Scrumpleberry is about as evil as blackberry cobbler. Whether that's good or bad is up to you.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Bunny

12) Evilest Member
Bunny..............17
Leeza...............6
Del Murder..........4
Tavrobel............4
Kawaii Ryûkishi.....3
scrumpleberry.......3
Psychotic...........2
RSL.................1

Dynast should have made that a video speech. Actually all speeches should be voice clips or vids next year.

scrumpleberry is extremely evil and I don't know why you guys can't see that.

Nicest Member
Last winner: Jessweeee♪
Nomination Leader: Leeza & Rantzien

The Nominees
Jiro
Leeza
qwertysaur
Rantzien
rubah

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: qwertysaur Jiro: qwertysaur Shiny: Rantzien Levian: Rantzien Demon Dude: rubah Noctiluca: Rantzien

Del Murder: qwertysaur Sir Lancealot: qwertysaur rubah: qwertysaur Tavrobel: Leeza Psychotic: rubah

Prediction Party Favourite: qwertysaur (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rantzien (3/11)

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

scrumpleberry is extremely evil and I don't know why you guys can't see that.

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This.

Who was the third voter?

edit: THAT LITTLE BTARD IT WAS HIM I BET IT WAS VENGEANCE

WILL

BE

SWIFT

or something

double edit: shiny knows where it's at, i think this should be a theme next year!

Maybe she just has me bewitched?

I'm home now, what did I miss?

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com...9/slowpoke.gif

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Originally Posted by Dynast-Kid

Nice (nīs), adj., nic•er, nic•est, adv. -adj.
1. pleasing; agreeable; satisfactory. 2. thoughtful and considerate; pleasant; kind.

When one thinks of the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, the word "nice" is probably not the first adjective to come to mind. We're all accustomed to EoFF's bitter oldbies, bitchy newbies, and rotten regulars.

But amongst these legions of unlikable and less than charismatic members, one can pinpoint an elite band of EoFFers who are, dare I say, nice.

At these 2009 June Ciddies, the populace of EoFF have recognized 5 members as the most pleasing and considerate members of our expansive commnity.

We have Jiro, a lovely Libra who has graced EoFF for the past 5 years. Not only is he a humble guy, but a sweet one too. When asked if he considered himself a nice person, he graciously answered with:

"I would like to think I'm a nice person, because I definitely strive to be polite and courteous every day." But they say actions speak louder than words, and that's definitely true when it comes to Jiro.

His nicest deed? Raising around $5000 dollars and donating it to the MS Read-a-Thon, a charity devoted to researching multiple sclerosis. Nice doesn't even begin to describe this EoFFer.

And of course we have the famed Leeza, a Sagittarius with a long history at EoFF. She's a lesson in contradictions, especially this year as we've seen her nominated for Evilest and Nicest Member simultaneously. When asked if she considered herself a nice person, she mysteriously replied with: "Usually, but not always. Nice can get boring.", hinting at a darker side. But her affinity for cats and

lovable decorum dwarves whatever evil could thrive inside of her. She's helpful and approachable, and good always wins in the end, right?

There's also rubah, another Sagittarius with whom EoFF is enamored. When asked if she deserved this award, she simply stated "whatever is the will of the masses", illustrating her outstanding humility and golden personality. And of course one cannot dismiss her palpable generosity. She feels best when helping to raise the self-esteem of others, and even gave an EoFFer a year's worth of free web-hosting!

Now that's nice!

And then there's Rantzien, yet another Sagittarius nominated for this coveted award. He's known for his humor and charm, and his posts have the ability to make even the most depressed EoFFers crack a smile. For example, when asked if he deserved this award, he said, "'d suggest a niceness contest but we'd all just let each other win so it wouldn't work." Besides being funny and nice, he's also quite giving. One time in Switzerland he gave up his seat on the tram to an elderly man, and he even reportedly saved an orphan from the cold, located his alcoholic mother, and brought them together and sent the mother on the path to sobriety. A modern day Mother Teresa, no doubt.

Finally there's qwertysaur, a lusty Leo who has charmed EoFF since the day he joined. When asked if he considered himself a nice person, he responded with a frank "yes", but when asked his nicest deed, he replied with this: "I don't rate the niceness of an individual deed. I just do things and thats that." He doesn't do nice things for the glitz or the glory, he is just a genuinely kind and pleasant person! He oozes humility and approachability, some of the best traits you could find in a person! He is loved by many, and by many he is loved. Nice is practically his middle name.

So, EoFF, it is time for Award Guy to take the stage and reveal who is the winner of the fabulous Nicest Member Ciddie. Good luck to all the nominees!

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I knew astrology was coming at some point. It's Dynast after all!

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Originally Posted by Momiji

I'm home now, what did I miss?

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I won horniest member.

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Originally Posted by Momiji

I'm home now, what did I miss?

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com...9/slowpoke.gif

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You're a wuss.

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah

11) Nicest Member
rubah..............12
Leeza..............11
qwertysaur.........10
Jiro................7
Rantzien............6
RSL.................1

She was nice to me today so I can see how she won. Congratulations, rubah! :)

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Momiji

I'm home now, what did I miss?

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com...9/slowpoke.gif

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You're a wuss.

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:cry:

*goes to take it out on Evastio*

(SPOILER)not really I don't care

Good job, rubah. :D

Best Newbie
Last winner: Gwawr
Nomination Leader: Rebellious Eagle

The Nominees
Blue Harvest
Mini Tidus
Rebellious Eagle
trancekuja

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Rebellious Eagle Jiro: Blue Harvest Shiny: Mini Tidus Levian: Blue Harvest Demon Dude: Rebellious Eagle Noctiluca: Rebellious Eagle

Del Murder: Blue Harvest Sir Lancealot: Rebellious Eagle rubah: Rebellious Eagle Tavrobel: Blue Harvest Psychotic: Rebellious Eagle

Prediction Party Favourite: Rebellious Eagle (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Blue Harvest (4/11)

omg :D

Rebellious Eagle is a true newbie! Blue Harvest is just a faker and he knows it. :p

What makes a good newbie? Is it someone who sticks around and isn't scared off by PG's sexoring or AK's flirting? Is it someone who makes one random post in some random thread which happens to get nominated for best post? Is it someone who's been around for ages and won the award for best regular but has been demoted back to newbie because the current Award Guy is a smurfing twat? This my friends, is up to you. But I warn you now, if I've won this again then I'm going to kill every single one of you that voted for me. As the speech writer I should be unbiased and consider each nominee but smurf that, I want Rebellious Eagle to win because she's awesome and the only one that actually poses a threat to me. So without any further ado, here's Award Guy to tell you all that she's won it. Don't make me a liar AG.

Ruby roooo <3 well done

Ms. R. Eagle for Best Newbie!

*roots for the underdog* Mini Tidus :)

I thought Mini Tidus quit. o_o'

Good job. :bigsmile:

And the Ciddie goes to...
Rebellious Eagle

10) Best Newbie
Rebellious Eagle...16
Blue Harvest.......11
trancekuja..........8
Mini Tidus..........4
RSL.................1

Thank you, y'all are too kind. ^^

Congratulations, Rebellious Eagle! Hope you stick around forever and ever and ever and ever and...yeah okay I'm gonna stop now. :greenie:

Well deserved! :D

Oh thank smurf xD

Rebellious angst still holds the hearts of the American people :p
Maybe they just want to hug you.

Best Regular
Last winner: Blue Harvest
Nomination Leader: Yaridovich

The Nominees
Caraliz
Laddy
scrumpleberry
Yaridovich

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Yaridovich Jiro: Yaridovich Shiny: Yaridovich Levian: Yaridovich Demon Dude: Yaridovich Noctiluca: Yaridovich

Del Murder: Yaridovich Sir Lancealot: Yaridovich rubah: Laddy Tavrobel: Yaridovich Psychotic: Yaridovich

Prediction Party Favourite: Yaridovich (10/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Laddy (1/11)

Oh you'll get them in december, trancekuja.

Congrats religious eagle! ;)

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9) Best Regular

The one's who's been around so long, but not quite long enough, the EoFF Regular, this is your fate to wind up in the annals between Hell and Hell pt. II. there aren't many of them, but they are here, and they're ready to light up the place with wiles of interest and mediocrity. There's no escaping the middle.

Caraliz
Laddy
scrumpleberry
Yaridovich

Honestly, they haven't been around long enough for me to know who they are, very well. All I know is that one of them likes personal drama, one likes hippies and hippie culture, one of them likes to be a Ciddies upset and general thorn in the side of people with good domain taste, and the other likes green fonts.

Here's the deal, screwballs, I don't know like you, I won't ever like you, not ever since that dreadful defeat I was faced with at Roto's hands those several years ago. I'm back, and I'm evil, and I love it. Even now the Regular have a choice to make: to rise in height all of their forebears in the Veterans category, or to fall into the darkness with all that is left of their kin and the shambles of the Site Staff.

Regular, neither exceptional nor lagging in time spent here. I guess it's not all bad.

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Well done! I hope you stick around longer :bigsmile:

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Last winner: Blue Harvest

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Last winner: Blue Harvest

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BS. BH for best newbie. How is he going to collect them all?

And the Ciddie goes to...
Yaridovich

9) Best Regular
Yaridovich.........18
scrumpleberry......12
Caraliz.............6
Laddy...............3
RSL.................1

'grats 'vich. :aimsun:

Congrats yarsle :aimkiss:

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BS. BH for best newbie. How is he going to collect them all?

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Already won it in june 08.

YAY YARDIE :DDDDDDDD

Well done, Yaridovich. Well deserved!

Yaridovich!

Best Veteran
Last winner: Cz
Nomination Leader: Shiny

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪
Jiro
Old Manus
Shiny

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Old Manus Jiro: Old Manus Shiny: Old Manus Levian: Shiny Demon Dude: Shiny Noctiluca: Shiny

Del Murder: Old Manus Sir Lancealot: Jessweeee♪ rubah: Jessweeee♪ Tavrobel: Old Manus Psychotic: Old Manus

Prediction Party Favourite: Old Manus (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Shiny (3/11)

Go Shiny!

I love Yars! Vegetarian Best Friends!

Go Jiro & Shinyudundidit.

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Best Veteran:

I remember the good old days when EOFF was less offensive and spam only cost you one ban. With the random threads were closed for technical reasons, MS paint was considered cool and we couldn't wait for Final Fantasy XII to come out, and guaranteed its gonna be awesome. We pined for Advent children and in some cases we pined for FFX-2.

We are the veterans, and there can only be one winner....and that winner is you.

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BS. BH for best newbie. How is he going to collect them all?

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You need another.

Yay @ Yars~

MSPaint is still cool :mad2:

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BS. BH for best newbie. How is he going to collect them all?

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You need another.

Yay @ Yars~

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Yeah, best veteran in about 5 years.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Old Manus

8) Best Veteran
Old Manus..........14
Jessweeee♪.........10
Jiro................8
Shiny...............6
RSL.................1

Blue Harvest: Best Unregistered Member Dec '09.

Oh nice one Manus.

MANU MANU WELL DONE :heart:

And to think of the many times that I almost banned him. Congrats, OM. :)

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Blue Harvest: Best Unregistered Member Dec '09.

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Oh god there's 17 nominees. Anyway, I'm not here to introduce these guys, I'm here to WARN you about these horrible people. Trust me, they are not who they say they are.


Agent Proto
Don't let this guy get too close to you. If he starts taking daily pictures of you it's only because he wants to sell all your clothes on ebay.

Behold the Void
Sure, BTV might have been a moderator for 4 years now and he's put in some really hard work to improve the forums, but I'll always remember him as a QUITTER and a gypsy! :mad2:

BG-57
BG-57 eh. 57 is the amount of times he's asked me to marry him and 72 is the amount of times I've said NO. :rolleyes2 If you're wondering why the second number is larger, it's because I just randomly scream NO every once in a while in case he's about to ask.

Big D
Big D is an outie.

black orb
Sure, he's a great artist and all, but I bet if you ever dump him, he's just gonna draw lots of pictures of you with a thousand warts on your nose.

Goldenboko
Goldenboko once rode my bike around a corner so I couldn't see him anymore. Then he yelled SWITCHAROO, and then he came back with a purse and claimed he didn't know how to reverse the spell and that he was so sorry for my loss. Oh well, at least I have somewhere to put my hairbrush now, what a sweet guy.

Jess
Jess' teeth are brown and hairy. Prove me wrong!

JKTrix
JKTrix and I once danced modern jive in the dining room of the late Ellen Degeneres' Mansion.
Afterwards he ripped off his shirt and sneezed all over me with the giant witch nose attached to his belly.
I suppose there's a chance this all might've been a dream, but I still haven't forgiven him for it.

Jojee
Remember that prostitute that broke up Hugh Grant's marriage? :erm:

kikimm
kikimm smells like garbage (and not the good kind)

Meat Puppet
Meat Puppet was supposed to make a toast in my imaginary wedding but he went ahead and made an actual toast.

Miriel
If I know Miriel right, and I think I do, she's probably out in the woods giving birth to dogs as we speak.

Necronopticous
Necronopticous doesn't recycle! get him!

Ouch!
Ouch likes jellyfish.
Ouch doesn't have a helmet. He puts a jellyfish on top of his head and ties the tentacles under his chin.
Ouch doesn't wear a cup, he wears a jellyfish.
Ouch doesn't use a coaster, he uses a jellyfish.
Ouch doesnt have implants, he has... well, you get the idea.

qwertysaur
qwerty has a pet bee in his room which he thinks is a reincarnation of the snowman he made last winter. He keeps it in a cage and he pets it and feeds it every day. I can't wait for that stupid bee to die, but I suppose there's no use. Next winter he's just going to make a new snowman and claim it's a reincarnation of the dead bee.

Raistlin
Raistlin asked me once if I would die for him. I said of course not, Raistlin, but if it makes you feel any better I'd probably let a cat scratch me or something.

Rye
If you hate rye type 555 after this speech.

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555 :breine:

555 867 5309

And the Ciddie goes to...
qwertysaur

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
qwertysaur..........9
Goldenboko..........4
kikimm..............4
Meat Puppet.........4
Miriel..............3
Rye.................3
Agent Proto.........2
Behold the Void.....2
Jojee...............2
Ouch!...............2
BG-57...............1
Big D...............1
black orb...........1
Jess................1
JKTrix..............1
RSL.................1
Necronopticous......0
Raistlin............0

555

Also 'grats qwert'

go go qwertysaur!

Awww, kikimm :(

Yay, qwerty. :)

Best Site Staff
Last winner: Flying Mullet
Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Baloki
eternalshiva
Flying Mullet
Momiji
Spatvark
Tama2
Tavrobel

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Baloki Jiro: Tavrobel Shiny: Tavrobel Levian: Baloki Demon Dude: Momiji Noctiluca: Baloki

Del Murder: Momiji Sir Lancealot: Tavrobel rubah: Baloki Tavrobel: Momiji Psychotic: Tavrobel

Prediction Party Favourite: Baloki & Tavrobel (4/11)

xD I like it how I somehow show up in this thread only to find out I have only two votes in this entire Ciddies.

Also... go qwerty, yay!

Congrats to qwerty!

Mullet ftw

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Eyes on Final Fantasy eh? That's all we hear about, but Mullet has been living the dream for years now. We bring you the inside scoop, only on Access exDee.

Flying Mullet was born in the early thirties, back then though he was known as Justin, in a small stable house just outside Huston, Texas. His mother was a local Archichoke farmer, and his father? Bill Clinton. Over many years Flying Mullet grew into a fine, strapping young lad, he excelled in lacross and watersports. Eventually becoming the first man, nay, human being to win the coverted Yellow Balloon in Death Ski Lacross in 1976. From there things just kept getting better and better, eventually leading to the setting up of a small company called WM Media.

However behind all the glamour and rizty lifestyle, things were afoot and soon Mullets world was tumbling down all around him. His excessive dust of chocobo habit was spirling out of control, his girlfriend left him and he was banned from Lacross. It all looked over for our dear FM. But was it?

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Early in 2003 it all looked bleak for our favourite Mullet, his prospects were low, he was broke, down but not out yet. He stumbled quietly upon an internet forum about Final Fantasy, and plotted the removal of Cid and a way for his dummy company WM Media to muscle in and take over.

Oh your here for the Best Site Staff Award? Urm, yeah they all work hard or something...

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EDIT: Ugh, annoying songs.

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Old Man River must take it.

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Yase.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Baloki

6) Best Site Staff
Baloki.............10
Tavrobel............8
Flying Mullet.......7
Momiji..............7
Tama2...............4
eternalshiva........3
RSL.................1
Spatvark............1

'grats to pretty much the only one of us that actually does stuff :lol:

IN YOUR FACE FLYING MULLET!

IN

YOUR

FACE!

Someone who actually did some SS work in the past six months :p

LOL WELL DONE I AM SLOW :cookie:

Guys don't let our secret out, remember, loose lips cost lives :p

They sink ships. Spatvark did work too, but now he's gone.

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Site Staff Highwind

We used to give this award to the member on the Site Staff that has done a significant amount of work and a strong effort to improving the EoFF front site. Back then, it was when our work was valued and rewarded not by the corporate nobody, but by the nobody who was our peer. At least we could call it our own.

I can't avoid the truth of the situation. EoFF is going down a crapshoot. We're mired by a rather helpless administration, controlled by capitalists who don't care for the content found here and only for the bottom line profit, and a lackadasical staff who, though we tried, we're aware: there's little we can do. Hands are tied. E-mails were sent, and not responded to. The populace can complain all you want, but one must realize the truth of the situation. If the people who care enough to give a damn and work for the sake of others can't do anything, what hope is there for people without more authority or access?

Complain all you want, you have no right. It's not your website anymore. The face of this place has changed, and it's not for the better. Our work is not respected; it just goes to the pockets of those who are bad businessmen. I'm not afraid to say it. They can IP ban me all they want, I know more than they do. That's not arrogance, that's a goddamn fact.

Before, I had hoped that perhaps, investing a little bit of effort in improving this place on our own volition would allow our owners to abandon their policy of salutary neglect. We wouldn't need a Boston Tea Party. We'd work, we'd be happy, and people would go on disrespecting us as ever, but at least we can say "hey, we built that." I don't have that anymore. Mullet, BoB, and Samuraid, who definitely have done more work than I have here, certainly don't have that, either.

Not anymore. We can't say this is ours, and we can't congratulate ourselves as a peer group. There is no objectivity to the idea that "someone here has helped the most, and he's a pretty cool guy." Other people wouldn't know it, because, people are idiots. If you really knew all of the details, you would be in charge, wouldn't you? Sorry, sheeple. But you suck. And we're in the boat right next to yours. Did you hear what we said? "This sucks."

Here's is the new shift in thought. We want it back. We're not going to get it back. Suicide is our only option. So, here's what we're going to do. This award now goes to the person who is going to ruin this site the most. Who here is going to destroy the new owners the hardest this time? Maybe this award is meaningless, but the next one, it'll be back.

This is no longer the award of the workers of the site recognizing each other. This is now the reward of us recognizing who here like to screw with the owners the most. This is my edict. Therefore, this award is not just for whoever happens to win this award (I honestly don't know who it is, right now).

It's for everyone. And now we're here to smurf it up.

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Tavrobel

Tavrobel and I did work too. I guess that just leaves Momiji who didn't do anything in the last six months.

Good job! :kaohappy:

I for one wholeheartedly support our evil commander

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Tavrobel and I did work too. I guess that just leaves Momiji who didn't do anything in the last six months.

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Hey, hey, I DO stuff. Check the log if you don't believe me. It just takes Tavrobel to nag me enough to do so.

I just ignore Baloki because it's fun.

That would be Spatvark.

Awww well, one year I'll get a clean sweep of the SS'er awards, congrats though Trav!

Best Cid's Knight
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Azar
eestlinc
fire_of_avalon
Hsu
KoShiatar
Levian
Psychotic
Rantzien
rubah
theundeadhero
Zeromus_X

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Rantzien Jiro: Psychotic Shiny: Rantzien Levian: Rantzien Demon Dude: Rantzien Noctiluca: Rantzien

Del Murder: Psychotic Sir Lancealot: Rantzien rubah: Rantzien Tavrobel: Rantzien Psychotic: Rantzien

Prediction Party Favourite: Rantzien (9/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Psychotic (2/11)

The Ginger or the Swede. Go go go, guys! :bigsmile:

The one who looks like my daddy!

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5) Best Cid's Knight
A Cid's Knight. It's their job to make sure the forums members don't do bad things like set the Crystal Chronicles forum on fire. They chase the rambunctious around if needed, and they have a shiny blue title. But who is the one with the title of the best Cid's Knight? Lets see who we have...

Azar
One of the only 2 CK/SS members, Azar is that guy in the corner with the book, peering over with a glance at you.

eestlinc
Sources confirmed, eestlinc is alive. That is all you need to know.

fire_of_avalon
foa, she mods with a firey strike unmatched by few. She even gets a +5 ATK bonus in EoEO

Hsu
one half of Team Hsubah, the quiet one who pokes you with a pointy spear. Pointy spears hurt, so you don't want to be poked with it.

KoShiatar
She was gone for a while, was she on Triangle island? Was she on a search for eestlinc? well whatever she did, she came back for her newest love, holy dragoon Cain. Maybe she is going to steal Hsu's spear now.

Levian
Viking mod take one. Levian has a hat. It is fuzzy. And he can use it to do stuff. Like create handaxes that he throws at stuff to make them go byebye. Sometimes they randomly explode.

Psychotic
I don't know where he found it. But Psychotic has a jeep that can shoot Burritos. Better watch out or you will have a Buritto in your face. he is last seen driving it with Levian and Rantzien. You have been warned.

Rantzien
Viking mod take 2. The new guy on team CK. Will he take the wheel of the burrito jeep from Psychotic? Will he discover new grounds in the FF XIV forum? Will this speech ever make sense? I don't know!

rubah
The female half of Hsubah. She is the peppy cheery white mage who is not afraid to bash your head in with a staff on chat if you are naughty. She met Kishi, and once pushed the big red button.

theundeadhero
The other CK/SS, hero is a hero who will fight for the rights of people with a sammich launching bazokka thingy that Del made. He also is undead, so a few blows to the head from combat won't do too much damage to him.

Zeromus_X
He lives in the moon with his kitties. Charging his magic spells to obliterate evil. Also he keeps watch on games and plays them a lot. Yay games.

Team CK has bid farewell to three members since last time, byebye Miriel, Flying Mullet and Behold the Void, surely you will be missed in this award.

Tune in always for the future exiting adventures of Team CK, coming now to a General Chat near you.

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My jeep is badass.

Also Rantzien will probably win. But he was only around for a couple of months so I am kinda hoping rubah does.

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And I haven't done anything in the past three months, thank you. :colbert:

Pyschotic is actually the best regardless of the results of this. He really turns on all of you with extreme efficiency.

I don't have to win. I get enough pleasure shooting people with sammiches.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Rantzien

5) Best Cid's Knight
Rantzien...........10
Psychotic...........9
rubah...............8
Levian..............5
fire_of_avalon......4
eestlinc............1
Hsu.................1
KoShiatar...........1
RSL.................1
theundeadhero.......1
Azar................0
Zeromus_X...........0

thanks and all =)

Gratz, Ranz. :)

One vote? SWEEEEEDE! :irked:

(nice one, Rookie :aimkiss:)

It's because your nose wiggles.

Best Administrator
Last winner: Del Murder
Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Cid
crono_logical
Del Murder
Flying Mullet
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Leeza
Loony BoB
Roogle
Samuraid
ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Loony BoB Jiro: Loony BoB Shiny: Leeza Levian: Del Murder Demon Dude: Loony BoB Noctiluca: Del Murder

Del Murder: Flying Mullet Sir Lancealot: Del Murder rubah: Del Murder Tavrobel: Flying Mullet Psychotic: Flying Mullet

Prediction Party Favourite: Del Murder (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Flying Mullet & Loony BoB (3/11)

I believe in you, Del Murder! :ichigo:

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What's that? That's the look of oppressive authoritarian regime looking down on your sorry, pathetic face, prole. There isn't a chance in hell that you get to have any sort of free will while the powers that be are running around doing whatever it is that they do. Instead, you're going to be warned, banned, killed, then banned again, and subjected to cat macros by the team that is the EoFF Administration.

Whether they are a moderator level 2, or the software guru, the EoFF Administrator just needs the power that he's got to... get, I guess. It's not like there's anything else they could do. But let's look at who and why some of these people are here.

Cid made this site. I'll remember to write a book 9001 pages long, fail to cite my references, and make sure as many people listen to me as they can. Hell, I'll even get three other people to help me write it, and they can do whatever they want to it, and I'll just paste their stuff in. Because he's the boss. He'll talk to corporate, hit on Suzie, die, and fly into the sun. 'Cuz he's the boss.

crono_logical the person, not to be confused with the machine that shares his name, identity, and taste in blow-up women, is someone who bothers to do things around here. Other than to regulate site technical foibles, he does the site's chat foibles, too.

Del Murder is a conniving bastard. That's all I'll say. Oppressive regime is all the rage these days, and being one of the more active Administrators allows him to do that with deadly efficiency. Whether he's the one who's keeping the proles under his thumb personally, telling Miriel to do it, or yelling at Momiji, there's no escaping this Enforcer. Bastard.

Flying Mullet is an airborne virus with the ability to grow long tresses of dead skin in a short amount of time. Unfortunately, he's gone and left EoFF to have his own life. Maybe the award will be a good parting gift for the man and all of the work he's done in the past years. But the Ciddies only apply for 6 months. Damn.

Kawaii Ryûkishi the tentacle man. Hide daughters and extremely attractive women, especially those of the younger than 12 variety, as they are the most vulnerable to his extremity-based style of interaction: the snide comment and "hello" handshake. He should win for the awesome of his handshake.

Leeza, cat woman, dragon lady, is the epitome of a CK that has been exposed to a Power Stone and evolved. Fortunately, her trainer taught her many moves before she evolved, so there's no arguing against her moveset, which largely consists of excellent moderation, a sense of potential verbal aggravation, and feline wiles. Beware those of the yellow brand, in particular.

Loony BoB, also a conniving bastard, is so awesome, that he decided to not be able to be contained by the shackles of corporate-owned and traded ownership. He gets activity on his side, and a free omgmygame plug. I swear, I'll start blogging again soon; my excuse is writing speeches for the Ciddies. (AG, don't tell him my first PM was sometime around 1 AM earlier, and they started coming in in rapid succession)

Roogle DEAR GOD JAMELS ALIVE. Haha, Baloki, that's right, he's alive. The administrative ninja is here to solve your problems, and I've heard that he's a cool chatter. But other than that, he's a bit of a lecherous poodle, and a proud wearer of his extra Green Title. Green is not the same as Pink, people.

Samuraid, another conniving bastard, is the ultimate in technical affairs, occasional poster, birthday sharer, and all-around impossibly awesome person. He should win, because, you know, he'll crash the forums if he doesn't. He's that kind of guy!

ShlupQuack's ass, the last, but not least of the EoFF Administrators graces us with her presence and opens up with a parade of cruel mockery and some hint of job-doing. No duck can get in her way, no Devil Man confused without Shlup around. I should just line up a line of Fs around the block.

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I feel like I can't post it enough!

If Fling Mallet wasn't on this thing, there'd be one inevitable outcome. But he is. So I don't know.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Del Murder

4) Best Administrator
Del Murder.........11
Loony BoB..........10
Flying Mullet.......7
ShlupQuack..........7
Kawaii Ryûkishi.....5
Leeza...............5
Cid.................3
crono_logical.......2
Roogle..............1
RSL.................1
Samuraid............1

Well hot damn, did not expect BoB to do so well. 'grats Murder!

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If Fling Mallet wasn't on this thing, there'd be one inevitable outcome. But he is. So I don't know.

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You were saying?

Ha ha! Voting for myself worked!

Hey I never said he'd win. Except in my predictions but uh...:erm:

Good win, Tony. :)

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I feel like I can't post it enough!

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I bet I could reclaim my best avatar award with this.

Use it then :bigsmile:

Not until December.

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Being given the Forums Staff Highwind Award is a feat in itself. Getting it twice in a row, I dare say, is even more so. Ever since winning the competition and becoming forums staff in 2008, Flying Mullet has been one of the most valuable assets the forums have seen. Stepping from Site Staff to Cid's Knight to Administrator in less than a year, he's proven to be a hard-working, dedicated staffer as well as a very valuable, active member of the forums.

But what now, Mullet? Where are your shiny titles now? All you're left with is two terribly colour-coordinated Former Staff titles. The truth is, those were given to him as punishment for leaving us, rather than recognition. And still, Flying Mullet's work on staff was enough to earn him the Forums Staff Highwind Award a second time, even a week after he leaves. For all of the time and effort he put into the site, I doubt anyone would begrudge him for it.

Thank you, Chad, for all of your hard work, and welcome back at any time. :) Congratulations!

Forums Staff Highwind Award Hall of Fame
Leeza (Winter 2005)
Behold the Void (Summer 2006)
Psychotic (Winter 2006)
Levian (Summer 2007)
Loony BoB (Winter 2007)
Del Murder (Summer 2008)
Flying Mullet (Winter 2008)
Flying Mullet (Summer 2009)

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And the Highwind Award for Forums Staff goes to...
Flying Mullet

Twice in a row? Good job we threw that (well-deserved) award hog out!

I changed my vote from Levian when he left, and I changed my vote from FM when he left. Loyalty counts! Still, he was pretty good and probably the biggest blow the staff has gotten in a while. Fell free to use that last sentence out of context.

Best Female
Last winner: scrumpleberry
Nomination Leader: rubah

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪
Lekana
Marshall Banana
NeoTifa
rubah
Rye
scrumpleberry

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: rubah Jiro: Rye Shiny: Rye Levian: Jessweeee♪ Demon Dude: rubah Noctiluca: Rye

Del Murder: rubah Sir Lancealot: rubah rubah: Jessweeee♪ Tavrobel: Rye Psychotic: rubah

Prediction Party Favourite: rubah (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rye (4/11)

I love how Lekana didn't get a single prediction :bigsmile:

Women.

Women.

The blight of our land. The plague that roams our modern world. The pot of piss that runs our society down the toilet.

How I despise them.

Why these harsh words? I'll tell you why. Women, they... elude me. They reel me in, make me like them, make me adore them--then they shun me. Let me tell you, I've had history with all of these nominees. I know, I know! You don't have to say it, I know I'm da pimpmaster. The deal is, they've all hurt me terribly in the end, and I intend to repay the favour. I'm going to tell you what these girls are all about. Here they are, our nominees; exposed and uncensored.


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Let's start with Jessweeee♪. J sure was a cutie. You know librarians? That sort of cute. She was shy in the beginning, I had to work hard for her affections. I courted her for a month or two before she let me kiss her, and from there it wasn't far to the bedroom. But man, you should've seen it. Her bedroom was big, and her bed was king size. As we entered the room, she told me she was going to go get ready, so I lay down on the bed and waited. I eventually fell asleep. When I awoke, my hands and feet were cuffed. I had a ball gag in my mouth, and at the end of the bed stood J, dressed in latex with a whip in her hand. I doubt I need to tell you where it went from there, suffice it to say my body still hasn't recovered in full. When she was done with me, she told me I'd been too much of a wimp, and I never heard back from her. Freak.


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Lekana was a sexy bastard. I met her in Wal-mart... I didn't take the first step with her, I didn't get a chance before that woman was all over me like an overall. I tried to tell her to slow it down, but she was just wild, man. Two months later, well, it's off to the abortion clinic. People gave me those "you irresponsible bastard"-looks, and I felt bad. I asked Lekana what we had left, which is when she told me she didn't even remember my name. Ouch. I saw her six months later in that Wal-mart, in the very same aisle we met, where she was now hitting on three other boys at the same time. I've heard people say she hangs out in that aisle every spare hour she gets, catching every boy she can... Makes a guy feel appreciated. Slut.


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Sweet strawberry girl Marshall Banana was a different deal. I found her working in a bookstore, and asked her out at once. The answer was a slap in the face. I don't know how many times I went into that store, asked her out and got the slap in return. I developed a love for this abuse and told her about it. That's when she reluctantly started to let me take her out. Every time I said something inappropriate, there was that hand, and I loved it. My bruised and battered face didn't, though, and eventually some features of it grew malformed. Because of this, she disowned me, left me to the wolves without ever giving me so much as a kiss. Witch.


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Darling NeoTifa. We were so much in love, after meeting through some common friends of ours and spending a steamy night together. We spooned, we cooed, did the whole lovers thing. But this girl, man. She's bat:bou::bou::bou::bou: insane. Got all jealous as soon as I looked in any direction but hers when we were out walking. It went as far as her trying to blindfold me before we went out in public, but that's when I had enough. Ti baby, I told her, this isn't working. She immediately thought I meant the relationship as a whole, and hit me over the head with the brick she kept in her purse. She proceeded to kick me in the stomach, stomp on my half-dead body, put salt in the open wound on my skull, and finally tase me for a while. I heard she wiped out a village or two out of pure rage while I was out cold. Lunatic.


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rubah. Oh man, rubah. She owned a magic bus and was out travelling with her husband, and stopped to pick me up when I was hitch-hiking. One of the nights as we camped by the roadside, we had a lover's rendezvous a short way from the camp while her partner was passed out drunk. And I... I really thought we had something there. Problem was, the next night when her husband was more sober, she told him about the night before, and I was sure I was in for a beating, but he didn't seem upset. Instead, they went ahead and started telling me about some weird cult crap they were in and wanted me to join, where they basically meet up, pray to the fairy godmother and host orgies. I've never been one for praying, so I declined, but I'd barely said the word before they went for their knives. Needless to say, I was out of there faster than you can say "Wench".


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Rye was my first Italian chick, and things couldn't have been better... or so I thought. It started out when we met in the gym, working the treadmills. She was wearing a sports bra, but it didn't help that much, so when she stepped off I did too, and bumped into her "by accident". She gave me a sharp look at first, but I took off my shirt and she was mine. It was all very romantic. We had a good thing going, and the gym restrooms saw more action the following months than ever before. Come cleaning day, the janitor had mopped the restroom floors, and they had yet to dry. She left me with two broken ribs, one broken heart, and a bastard of a hospital bill. Vixen.


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I know, I know, I should've learned the first time. scrumpleberry was my second and hopefully last Italian. I met her at a comic-con of all places. She told me she liked my costume (Spock) and I said the same about hers (Spike from Cowboy Bebop), and we hit it off from there. I knew from the start there was something off about s, but she kept me wanting more, so I stuck around. We were very close, but she just didn't want to put out. You don't know how many tricks I tried to get into her pants, but no, she was cold. It took me a full year to figure out just what it was that was so odd about s. See, I woke up one morning next to her, it was still dark. I went in for a kiss on the cheek but was met with prickly hair. I turned on the light to find her lying there with a beginning beard stubble. Tranny.


These are my stories; all of them true, of course. I've since sworn off women entirely and now love only myself. You might think I'm being childish, you might think I'm being judgemental, and I am. Yet I am presenting this award as if I cared about girls at all. The truth is this: These women have caused me endless grief. They have torn my soul asunder, and yet... yet, I can't hide that I still love them all. They are the raisins in my muesli. The pourri in my potpourri. These women, EoFF, are the loves of my life.

first post

Oh, Rantzien!

:cake:

This is the first time I've ever seen NeoTifa's face. Also, great speech Ratty!

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah

3) Best Female
rubah..............13
Jessweeee♪..........8
Rye.................8
NeoTifa.............4
scrumpleberry.......4
Marshall Banana.....2
Lekana..............1
RSL.................1

Hahahahaha Rantzien you crazy freak I love this.

Also congrats rugby! :excited:

Allieeeeeeeeeeee :heart:

Congrats rhubarb :kaoclove:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

thank you guys <3

Go rubah, it's ya birthday! (Not really) Congrats!

Best Male
Last winner: Levian
Nomination Leader: Psychotic & Sagensyg

The Nominees
Blue Harvest
Flying Mullet
Levian
Psychotic
Rantzien
Sagensyg
Yaridovich

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Rantzien Jiro: Yaridovich Shiny: Yaridovich Levian: Yaridovich Demon Dude: Rantzien Noctiluca: Psychotic

Del Murder: Psychotic Sir Lancealot: Rantzien rubah: Levian Tavrobel: Psychotic Psychotic: Rantzien

Prediction Party Favourite: Rantzien (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Yaridovich (3/11)

No way I've won this xD

(go saglet!)

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

Here we are, the penultimate Ciddie. It takes lots to be the Best Male: rudeness, arrogance, stubbornness and a certain degree of sexism. Possessing such qualities is sure to get you far in the male hierarchy, and that is a reward itself. Let’s have a look at the nominees, and see if they are deserving of such a prestigious reward.

Blue Harvest: Blue Harvest is 100% male. His life ambition is to bang as many girls as possible before he hits the sack. When not drunk, Blue Harvest slowly builds up his collection of hardcore pornography whilst posting on a Final Fantasy website. Blue Harvest lives the life many males could only dream of.

Flying Mullet: A mullet which flies. Some could say he is stuck in the past, but as the ancient male gods said " males don't catch up to time, time catches up to the male." By proudly following the male gods ways, Flying Mullet has achieved peace and tranquillity within the male's realms.

Levian: Unlike most males, Levian is small and Norwegian. Now, most males will only know what Norway was because of the Eurovision song Contest, and this is a big negative towards Levian's chances. Hopefully females will sympathise with his short height, and make this small man soar higher than he ever has before. God speed Levian, god speed.

Psychotic: Unlike the other contestants, Psychotic is right at the bottom of the male hierarchy. Not only does he support an awful football team, but he also probably has pubic lice or something. Let's hope he one day sees the light, and supports a football team worth supporting, so he can actually have a fleeting chance of winning this award.

Rantzien: Rantzien's knowledge of cheese is extensive and inspirational. He may not confess to it, but he can tell you every type of cheese in the whole world whilst standing on his head. He is also having a secret affair with Leeza behind the scenes. These two facts make him a top runner for this award. I hear the fangirls approaching already.

Sagensyg: Sagensyg is a horny bastard. Because of this, he is bang at the top of the male hierarchy. Nobody can make innuendo like Sag can, and it is a gift which needs to be cherished and nurtured so it can develop. A front runner to win this award? We will see.

Yaridovich: Unlike the others, Yaridovich appreciates the male body more than the female one. His understanding of the superiority of the penis will propel him to stardom one day, and he will waltz there with green font and a flashy smile. Yaridovich could win this thing, so watch out.

And there are our candidates. Who will come out top? Who will fall at last? Who the hell even read this speech? Over to Award Guy!

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Levian is the only nominee for this yet to win tonight, so I hope he wins.

Go Yar! Go Sag! Go Psy!

And the Ciddie goes to...
Yaridovich

2) Best Male
Yaridovich..........9
Levian..............7
Rantzien............6
Sagensyg............6
Psychotic...........5
Flying Mullet.......4
Blue Harvest........2
RSL.................1

YAY YAY YAR YAR!

Thanks to the two people that voted for me. Who were you?

Well deserved! Congrats. :D

Well hey that's not a bad outcome either. Hurray for Mr. 'vich!

yay yardie! :D

wait, do we have to dance together now?

Yes, naked :breine:

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

Marshall Banana.....2

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No Lucky Pumpkins!

Now can you blame me for my thread?

Best Member
Last winner: Rantzien
Nomination Leader: Yaridovich

The Nominees
Flying Mullet
Goldenboko
Loony BoB
Psychotic
Rantzien
rubah
Yaridovich

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Loony BoB Jiro: Yaridovich Shiny: Loony BoB Levian: Yaridovich Demon Dude: Psychotic Noctiluca: Rantzien

Del Murder: Rantzien Sir Lancealot: Rantzien rubah: Flying Mullet Tavrobel: Flying Mullet Psychotic: Flying Mullet

Prediction Party Favourite: Flying Mullet & Rantzien (3/11 each)

Monda and I both got two votes each. We should dance too :bigsmile:

Go for the gold, Yar!

YOU CAN DO IT YARS

omggggggggggggggggg the final award!

Once this is done I can finally sleep.

*crosses fingers*

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

Monda and I both got two votes each. We should dance too :bigsmile:

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You'll have to ask the guy who looks like my daddy for permission!

I think rubah is a bit of a dark horse. She has been very successful today, so who knows?

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Originally Posted by Laddy

Well, well, EoFF. It's time for the Big One, the one that you've all been waiting for. Best Member!

EoFF is a place with many notable members. Sure, you could make a good cause for someone being nicest, funniest, and most lovable. But this award is for the combined forces of all these traits. We voted for The. Best. Member. Of. Eeh-Oh-Eff-Eff.

And the nominees are...

Flying Mullet-Our dear Mulley. One of the oldest and wisest members of EoFF. Although he may not admit, or realise it himself, he is one of the kindest, most reliable, and funniest members of EoFF. He has helped EoFF more than almost everybody. We love you Mulley!

Goldenboko-If you asked anyone if they thought would be a frontrunner for EoFF's Best Member two years ago, they would've laughed in your face. But today, our dearest Chocobo, love and adored by all, is indeed, a contender for the top prize. We love you GoBo!

Loony BoB-The Original. The Veteran. BoB is one of the most influential members of EoFF, molding EoFF into what is today with his wit, responsibility, and likability. BoB has always been a top contender for the prize. Will he claim it? We love you BoB!

Psychotic-Psy is one of the first things that enter your head when you think of EoFF. His arm has a long reach and a longer influence. One of the funniest and (secretly) kindest members here. Will he get the top award? We love you Psy!

Rantzien-Last time's winner, Rantzien is back to keep his winning streak strong! One of the most consistently funny and present EoFFers, Rantzien is adore by much and can make you smile regardless of previous mood. We love you Rantz!

rubah-Our first, er only, woman. Rubzy is one of the nicest and friendliest EoFFers we've ever had. She always strived to keep EoFF fair, pleasant, and equal. She will do whatever it takes to keep EoFF fun for everyone, and does amazingly at it. We love you Wubzy!

Yaridovich-EoFF's Gay Icon. Yar is one of the friendliest members here, keeping everyone happy and having fun with the simple thing in life. From his signature green text to his happy-go-lucky nature. Yar is universally adored. We love you Yar-Yars!

And the winner of EoFF's Best Member Ciddie is...

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For those who find it easier to read a speech without coloured text...
(SPOILER)

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Originally Posted by Laddy

Well, well, EoFF. It's time for the Big One, the one that you've all been waiting for. Best Member!

EoFF is a place with many notable members. Sure, you could make a good cause for someone being nicest, funniest, and most lovable. But this award is for the combined forces of all these traits. We voted for The. Best. Member. Of. Eeh-Oh-Eff-Eff.

And the nominees are...

Flying Mullet-Our dear Mulley. One of the oldest and wisest members of EoFF. Although he may not admit, or realise it himself, he is one of the kindest, most reliable, and funniest members of EoFF. He has helped EoFF more than almost everybody. We love you Mulley!

Goldenboko-If you asked anyone if they thought would be a frontrunner for EoFF's Best Member two years ago, they would've laughed in your face. But today, our dearest Chocobo, love and adored by all, is indeed, a contender for the top prize. We love you GoBo!

Loony BoB-The Original. The Veteran. BoB is one of the most influential members of EoFF, molding EoFF into what is today with his wit, responsibility, and likability. BoB has always been a top contender for the prize. Will he claim it? We love you BoB!

Psychotic-Psy is one of the first things that enter your head when you think of EoFF. His arm has a long reach and a longer influence. One of the funniest and (secretly) kindest members here. Will he get the top award? We love you Psy!

Rantzien-Last time's winner, Rantzien is back to keep his winning streak strong! One of the most consistently funny and present EoFFers, Rantzien is adore by much and can make you smile regardless of previous mood. We love you Rantz!

rubah-Our first, er only, woman. Rubzy is one of the nicest and friendliest EoFFers we've ever had. She always strived to keep EoFF fair, pleasant, and equal. She will do whatever it takes to keep EoFF fun for everyone, and does amazingly at it. We love you Wubzy!

Yaridovich-EoFF's Gay Icon. Yar is one of the friendliest members here, keeping everyone happy and having fun with the simple thing in life. From his signature green text to his happy-go-lucky nature. Yar is universally adored. We love you Yar-Yars!

And the winner of EoFF's Best Member Ciddie is...

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OMG SUSPENSE

That was a sweet speech, Laddy. Very touching. *gags*

It's about time I come to this party. Damned Internet connections here in the south. :(

Oh, hey, I won two Ciddies! :D Thanks guys! :D

With 1 vote...
RSL

I agree with Shiny. Good work, Laddy, deserving of being for the top award. (I am not secretly kind, I am secretly a big jerk! :))

You being a jerk is not a secret Psy :tongue:

Wow, people liked it! Thankz yooz! Go Yar!

With 1 vote...
Goldenboko

Aww..poor GoBo. *Applauds*

Ahahahahahahahaha

Pauliekins (being the official wussiest member, I declare myself able to give anyone I want endearing names) is not a jerk. It's all an act. He just wants to be loved.

Posting during Best Member revelation

I think rubah should win this.