Halo Reach: Where's me washboard? Have you seen it?

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09-19-2010, 04:29 PM
NorthernChaosGod

That's no way to talk about your mother's Friday nights.
09-19-2010, 04:32 PM
Psychotic

Basically you are saying that my 62 year old mother who has never played a video game is still good enough to repeatedly beast you at Halo and teabag you?

I think I agree. You are that bad. :aimkiss:
09-19-2010, 05:44 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Nah, I just like sexagenarian crotch in my face.
09-19-2010, 06:06 PM
Psychotic

Which is quite fortunate, really, given your chosen profession - "hobo who sucks off old people for crack money".
09-19-2010, 07:43 PM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by DK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

I went through on normal alone in the end because I got dropped out due to lag on the 3 man heroic run through. I normally do the game on normal first simply to enjoy it then I throw it straight up to the hardest setting, I did the same on MW2 and I did the same on Halo 3 and ODST, I also did this on MW1 too Same as I do Mass Effect games on normal/casual first then throw myself in to the insanity difficulties. Normal allowed me to take the storyline in without having to worry too much about dying. Considering I have been working lots this week I'm not too fussed by your lol at me. In the end Hux no matter what you say, they know I'm still better than you, you gator smurfer :P

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/chuckle7.jpg

Shut your damn fool mouth you gator smurfing bitch ass brummie :colbert:
09-19-2010, 07:55 PM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Which is quite fortunate, really, given your chosen profession - "hobo who sucks off old people for crack money".

You'd think that'd pay well, but he has to give a discount for the customers to pretend to be with someone good looking.

Jeesh, how do you guys get solo legendary that fast? I take about 2 hours to get through a single mission on that difficulty.
09-19-2010, 08:30 PM
Goldenboko

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I'd rather have that than too many balls on my face, bitch. :monster:

:lol:
09-20-2010, 02:46 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

Jeesh, how do you guys get solo legendary that fast? I take about 2 hours to get through a single mission on that difficulty.

No lives.

Also, smurf you.
09-20-2010, 04:40 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

No lives.

Also, smurf you.

True fact there, NCG has no life!

Also you wish you could smurf AK, it'd be a step up from your normal conquests which consist of your hand and a water melon with a hole cut in the side and some eyes drawn on. :bigsmile:
09-20-2010, 07:05 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Don't be jelly just because it's him and not you.
09-20-2010, 02:15 PM
~*~Celes~*~

I'll be playing in a few if you wish to join me :bigsmile:
09-20-2010, 04:00 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

True fact there, NCG has no life!

Also you wish you could smurf AK, it'd be a step up from your normal conquests which consist of your hand and a water melon with a hole cut in the side and some eyes drawn on. :bigsmile:

I hear Inflatable Ingrid is a favourite of his too.

Also none of us have done legendary, much less legendary solo. Apart from Ouch! but the man lives for campaign.
09-20-2010, 04:32 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Legendary run?
09-20-2010, 08:03 PM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Don't be jelly just because it's him and not you.

Seems I forgot to mention how you scrawl Redacted on to the water melon so you can pray that your feverent fruit consumation will somehow satisfy your desires for Redacted who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, which considering your time in the cage, I'm sure happened a few times ;)

Edit: Wow Damn, seems ONI redacted my post!
09-20-2010, 11:04 PM
Meat Puppet

Beating Legendary solo was the first thing I did. Now I’m working my way through the same with Iron on, although I’m not ready for Mythic yet.

Also, (SPOILER)it should have been Johnson to retrieve Cortana IMO not that old smelly guy nobody likes
09-20-2010, 11:08 PM
Ouch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

Jeesh, how do you guys get solo legendary that fast? I take about 2 hours to get through a single mission on that difficulty.

I think I averaged about an hour a mission. It wasn't really all that awful. A few parts were obnoxiously brutal, but there rest is just trial and error.

Anyone who can complete an iron skull legendary run, much less a mythic run, has my respect. I can tolerate a certain level of masochism playing this stuff, but I draw the line at solo iron skull. smurf that.
09-21-2010, 12:08 AM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

Beating Legendary solo was the first thing I did. Now I’m working my way through the same with Iron on, although I’m not ready for Mythic yet.

Also, (SPOILER)it should have been Johnson to retrieve Cortana IMO not that old smelly guy nobody likes

Are you tripping balls (SPOILER)everyone loves Captain Keyes, the best moment of the whole game and the one part where it really felt like Halo was in the last mission when he was involved.
09-21-2010, 02:34 AM
Jiro

I agree with Hux on that. I love Keyes, it was great to see him and I got excited for basically the first time because THINGS MADE SENSE. Look look, the Pillar of Autumn!! I KNOW THAT
09-21-2010, 05:41 AM
Iceglow

Entire post is sensitive for those who haven't completed it yet.

(SPOILER)Moot point here but frankly the whole "You know they let me choose" line Cortana says to Master Chief during the trilogy "You were lucky John" and "I sure know how to pick 'em" they kinda take on a new light after reach. After all, Cortana did not choose Master Chiefl, she chose Noble 6 except he chooses to stay and protect the escape of Captain Keyes and the Pillar of Autumn alone on the mass cannon since it's very much needed. This means Cortana's first choice died. Master Chief was a second or rather a forced decision not her primary choice. Now we know a lot of what Cortana tends to say is related to what is said by Dr Halsey but still talk about different stuff!
09-21-2010, 05:48 AM
Jiro

I think it was more the fact that (SPOILER)they were both lone wolf type soldiers and willing to sacrifice themselves if the job called for it.
09-21-2010, 07:21 AM
Aerith's Knight

(SPOILER)The Halo series has lost a bit of magic in this installment. The way they tried to tie things together was rash and seems wrong compared to the other series. Cortana seems to have had little if at all any choice in master chief, while she was supposed to pick him from about 100 spartans due to the fact he was both the luckiest and the best.

Then in previous canon the Pillar of Autumn was late to the fight at reach because it was on its way out, and had to turn back (and therefore survived the initial onslaught). Here it was.. for some reason there? I severely doubt one ship could muscle its way through an entire Covenant armada, Cortana or no Cortana.

Not to mention it fails to explain why MC would even be on the Pillar of Autumn. He was the leader of all of them, why wasn't he out there, fighting?

Overall I didn't care for the story, the music or the people. This would be an awful game if the gameplay wasn't this awesome (as long as you kill or leave behind any friendly AI's).
09-21-2010, 08:11 AM
Meat Puppet

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

Beating Legendary solo was the first thing I did. Now I’m working my way through the same with Iron on, although I’m not ready for Mythic yet.

Also, (SPOILER)it should have been Johnson to retrieve Cortana IMO not that old smelly guy nobody likes

Are you tripping balls (SPOILER)everyone loves Captain Keyes, the best moment of the whole game and the one part where it really felt like Halo was in the last mission when he was involved.

Even so, he’s the captain and has a black man to do his work. Where was his black man
09-21-2010, 08:54 PM
Iceglow

(SPOILER)Ignoring the books for a bit (which I know means ignoring something considered canon for many years) would you opinions have been different? I just think that the fact Cortana actually chose Noble 6 initially and then ends up with the chief through no option was a little retarded though I love the last stand of Noble 6 his final mission; "There'll be another time" was pretty awesome though I would have loved for the story to allow him to escape without dying so that unknown to the UNSC surviving on Reach stood 1 single spartan who lives off the land or something.
09-22-2010, 12:19 AM
Ouch!

(SPOILER)Halo: Reach has certainly retconned canon for the series to a certain degree, but it shouldn't necessarily have retconned John-117's history with Cortana. Cortana and John-117 were paired together long before the events of Reach, and it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to suggest that part of the reason that Cortana must be delivered to the Pillar of Autumn is because that is where John-117 is currently located. She chose Noble 6 as her delivery boy, but that doesn't mean that she was stuck with the Master Chief by circumstance rather than choice.

What's changed is that at some point the Pillar of Autumn actually lands on Reach rather than arriving for an attempted rescue (or perhaps more likely never leaves); also it would seem that instead of Cortana choosing the location of Installation-04 is not because of data the Master Chief found on Sigma Octanus IV but rather because of the data found by Noble Team and decoded with a joint effort between Cortana and Dr. Halsey. This certainly changes some of Cortana's history with John-117, but not necessarily all of it.

The books and Halo: Legends are a secondary canon. That tends to happen when you let other people adopt stories about a given story. This kind of stuff happens all the time in universes which become as popular as the Halo franchise, so I'm not especially bothered by it. I just focus on the primary canon established in the video games; if additional story added in supplemental narrative doesn't conflict with the primary canon then great. If it conflicts, it's easy to ignore.

In related news, apparently a revised version of The Fall of Reach is due out some time in the near future. I imagine the incongruities in the canon will be rectified with the new edition.
10-07-2010, 01:38 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Wtf haven't I played with any of you smurfs yet?
10-07-2010, 01:58 PM
Depression Moon

Is there a Halo movie in the works? I thought I saw a commercial on TV that looked like a live-action Halo and I heard something about Dreamworks or Spielberg being involved.
10-07-2010, 11:25 PM
Aerith's Knight

LA is never a good idea.

Also, Covy slayers makes you all my bitches.

..That is all.
10-08-2010, 08:35 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

LA is never a good idea.

Also, Covy slayers makes you all my bitches.

..That is all.

Let's take this to SWAT though bitch where I can whoop you so bad you feel like your mother does after her latest bdsm session with me.
10-14-2010, 02:34 PM
Quindiana Jones

Just throwing an FYI for you Halo newbs. Cortana has already chosen Master Chief before the events of Reach. It was for some brutal training program that was put into place because some general douche didn't like the Chief and wanted him all dead, but he and Cortana kicked it's ass fair and square.

Get with the programme, jeez...:roll2

Also, currently doing Solo Legendary. Taking about an hour per mission, though I'm only half way through. It's similar to 3 in that it just takes patience.
10-14-2010, 05:07 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I should read the books.

BUT YOU ALL SHOULD ACTUALLY PLAY REACH WITH ME. :mad2:
10-18-2010, 11:23 PM
Quindiana Jones

I got a splatter whilst buzzing around in my Sabre in Long Night of Solace. Freaking sweet.

Just wanted to tell people about it. :D
10-19-2010, 02:43 PM
Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Quin

Sabre in Long Night of Solace.

What do these words even mean.
10-19-2010, 05:36 PM
Aerith's Knight

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quin

Sabre in Long Night of Solace.

What do these words even mean.

It means someone splattered all over his face with his "sword" couple nights ago.
10-19-2010, 07:35 PM
Psychotic

All I'm saying is that you can't spell campaign without "camp".
10-21-2010, 12:03 AM
Iceglow

Currently up to the Long Night of Solace in solo legendary myself. Quin how is it taking you an hour per-level? I've gotten here in about 4 hours gameplay time.
10-21-2010, 01:55 PM
Quindiana Jones

If it's taken you four hours to get to the start of the fifth level, Iceglow...xD
10-21-2010, 04:22 PM
Psychotic

Watch this. Seriously. Bungie.net : Halo Reach : File Details
10-21-2010, 04:54 PM
Madame Adequate

Hahahaha that's awesome!
10-21-2010, 06:18 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Watch this. Seriously. Bungie.net : Halo Reach : File Details

That is one of the most awesome things I have ever seen.
10-21-2010, 11:00 PM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quin

If it's taken you four hours to get to the start of the fifth level, Iceglow...xD

I'm actually over 50% of the way through the level.

Oh and, best way to take down an elite so far: He sprints towards me energy sword ready to end me I sprint towards him narrowly passing him by, immediately haul back on stick turn and hit melee and take him down with an assasination, cue me then armed with sword for the next Elite.

Best take down on anything else? 2 hunters on Oni Swordbase, they're in the carpark entrance underground I grab a sniper rifle (my rocket launcher having 1 shot left I gave to a marine with us because he gets infinite ammo) from above the doorframe on the walkway, standing in the entrance to the place I snipe them both in the unprotected neck as they're powering their fuel rods up to take me down and kill them. I headshot killed Hunters, I know thats pretty darn sick considering it was solo legendary.

Edit: That video, all manner of awesome. However also awesome would've been him jumping out the Falcon and then stealing the Banshee from that elites ass. Would require a second gunner in the Falcon for the Falcon to still be of use/operational for long afterwards.
10-21-2010, 11:15 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

Edit: That video, all manner of awesome. However also awesome would've been him jumping out the Falcon and then stealing the Banshee from that elites ass. Would require a second gunner in the Falcon for the Falcon to still be of use/operational for long afterwards.

I disagree, I think it's far more awesome the way it is. He got out, rocketed the smurf out of the banshee, then got back in the falcon. I think it's the last bit that really does it, almost like it was nothing.
10-21-2010, 11:47 PM
Psychotic

Yeah I'm with Julian. It's badass as hell. And although the focus is on the rocketeer, I'd say it actually took an enormous amount of skill for the pilot of the Falcon to make the "catch", if you will.
10-22-2010, 12:39 AM
NorthernChaosGod

For sure, it definitely takes a measure of skill to not splatter the poor guy.
10-22-2010, 01:41 AM
G13

That was smurfing incredible! :lol:
10-22-2010, 03:17 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Yeah I'm with Julian. It's badass as hell. And although the focus is on the rocketeer, I'd say it actually took an enormous amount of skill for the pilot of the Falcon to make the "catch", if you will.

Especially since he was evading heavy fire at the time of the "jump"
10-22-2010, 02:55 PM
Psychotic

Speaking of skill, me and Dan had a major rapefest on Halo yesterday. Repeatedly went between +5 and +25 on K/D. Think between us we got four running riots and countless Frenzies. I had four games where I didn't even die once, and on two of those I got a Frenzy, another I got a RR, and on the fourth, well, it was such an epic rapefest nobody on our team died once. And it's not like the other team quit or hid or something (well, one did halfway through), they kept coming and dying. Although I only got one kill in that, as I was warthog driving. Did get a Road Rage (Wheelman Running Riot) though :cool: Hell, check the game here:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Ga...sychoticWalrus

I like that the game finished 0-0 too. Flag? What smurfing flag? :confused: Seriously, check the carnage. 0 kills for the entire team. So harsh.

Oh, and naturally we bagged and betrayed numerous failures and received some pleasant messages for our troubles. Good smurfing times, the two man army is well and truly back at full strength.

Screenshots of rape may be forthcoming, depending on if we cba.

Oh and in one game I got an extermination too.

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Fi...sychoticWalrus

don't have pro so you'll have to download it to Reach to see it.

EDIT: Just went 20 kills, 0 death. Rampage. :} Dan got a RR in the game before too. Business is pickin' up.
10-25-2010, 08:59 AM
Meat Puppet

I only just finished finding all the data pads. New Alexandria gave me the most trouble... took many days, to my shame.
10-28-2010, 08:07 PM
Iceglow

Something I learnt in campaign....drop shields are a beautiful, beautiful thing. They're not just a bubble shield but work as a regenerator too hence the trade off of less visibility through them is worth while. when taking on a covenant ship solo on legendary this becomes the be all and end all of survival.
10-29-2010, 01:10 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Lol, you're just now figuring out their function?
10-29-2010, 03:57 PM
Psychotic

Did you know that you can use a jetpack to, get this, fly?

Got an Untouchable last night. :smug:
10-30-2010, 12:16 AM
Iceglow

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Originally Posted by NetherMischiefDemon

Lol, you're just now figuring out their function?

I'd never really used drop shields before then, I always just assumed they were bubble shields, nothing more. Therefore for my style of gameplay in solo legendary found the far more offensive sprint or jet packs to be superior in about every way. (SPOILER)like how for example on the mission before you take off to go in to space I took down a sword wielding elite using nothing but sprint to bypass him so I could get an assasination on him what stopped me from getting the sword in my guts. Or the countless times I've managed to use Kat or another Noble Team member "assisting" me in my mission as a distraction whilst I sprint up behind an elite packing some serious firepower to quickly remove them from the playing field without too much hassle. So no I didn't realize what drop shields done aside from protect you from damage, then again when I mentioned this to some of the other people who do Halo Reach they never realized this either so if you wanna try acting like a dick about it go ahead but I'll point down at my giant white cock and say "suck on it sweet meats" :smug
10-30-2010, 06:25 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Compensate much? :roll2
11-05-2010, 01:15 AM
DK

Just got the medal I wanted the most today, went ape:bou::bou::bou::bou: with the shotty on Asylum and got the Buck Wild 15 shotgun kills without dying medal. I am happy.
11-20-2010, 06:22 PM
Psychotic

The Usual EoFF Halo Crew of myself, DK, I'm my own MILF and Quin decided to take on Halo Reach's Legendary campaign. Those of you capable of reading thread titles will no doubt realise what it is, but for those who haven't, we were Ninja Turtles.

Wearing green armour, with blue, red, orange and purple trims, backed up with service tags of LEO (Huxley), RAPH (myself), MIKE (Dan) and DON (Quin) we charged into battle.

And it was glorious.

For those who appreciate brilliance, click this handy link:

YouTube - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme

Then enjoy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles1.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles2.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles3.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles4.jpg

Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles5.jpg

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles6.jpg

We're really hip

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles22.jpg

They're heroes in the half-shell

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles7.jpg

And they're green

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles8.jpg

Hey, get a grip!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles9.jpg

When the evil Shredder attacks

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles10.jpg

These Turtle boys don't cut no slack!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles11.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles12.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles13.jpg

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles14.jpg

He's a radical rat!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles15.jpg

Leonardo leads

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles16.jpg

Donatello does machines

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles17.jpg

That's a fact, Jack!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles18.jpg

Raphael is cool but rude

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles19.jpg

Give me a break!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles20.jpg

Michaelangelo is a party dude

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles21.jpg

PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles23.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles24.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles26.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles25.jpg

Heroes in a half-shell turtle power!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles27.jpg

TURTLE POWER!
11-20-2010, 06:32 PM
DK

combined with the music, best post in the history of eoff without a doubt
11-20-2010, 07:16 PM
Rye

That was... beautiful. :')
11-20-2010, 09:15 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Post of the year. All years. :jess:
11-21-2010, 12:05 AM
Madame Adequate

My life is complete. I can literally die a happy man with this under our belt. In fact I'm sort of lost as to what else might be worth working towards.
11-21-2010, 01:58 AM
Meat Puppet

Do it again on Mythic
11-21-2010, 03:05 AM
Iceglow

wish I could've joined in on this but well, unfortunately I don't have much time lately and this week will get worse still. Roll on the 1st of December!
11-21-2010, 03:54 AM
Madame Adequate

There are only four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Steve. This isn't Power Rangers. :colbert:
11-21-2010, 08:27 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

There are only four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Steve. This isn't Power Rangers. :colbert:

Power Rangers next?
11-21-2010, 11:02 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

wish I could've joined in on this but well, unfortunately I don't have much time lately and this week will get worse still. Roll on the 1st of December!

Turtles don't choose, turtles get chosen.
11-21-2010, 12:36 PM
Psychotic

Exactly.

Also: YouTube - I'm Not Done With You
11-21-2010, 03:14 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Exactly.

Also: YouTube - I'm Not Done With You

Glorious.
11-21-2010, 10:07 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Exactly.

Also: YouTube - I'm Not Done With You

That was just amazing. Where do you find this stuff?
11-23-2010, 10:18 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

wish I could've joined in on this but well, unfortunately I don't have much time lately and this week will get worse still. Roll on the 1st of December!

Turtles don't choose, turtles get chosen.

Eric, I'm going to point out here that originally I was meant to be a turtle in this, I couldn't participate though due to my :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty work schedules and moronic family. The replacement knows he's a replacement but hell it was good fun to read about either way and so I'm not complaining.

Also, I just missed the challenge today for pass the rock (20 assists, got to 11/20 smurf knows why but even pro slayer games weren't giving me assists even when I was using nothing but my 'nades and a plasma pistol) but I finished the gunslinger challenge and then done the thirst quenched one too. 2 of the 16 challenges required for the weekly, which in itself is worth 16000cr hence I'm bothering.

Just dicking around in swat I managed to get an awesome kill on this guy, I was on Zealot and it was 3 v 3 my team was one person down and the player with me was complete gash and the enemy team were pretty good which sucked because I was therefore struggling to break even my k/d winning was just out of the question. However I went through a space launcher, execute some guy by as soon as I pop through the shield putting a bullet in the back of his brain, I then run around to where the ramp up is and proceed to the "outer ring" level and first enemy I see is him who I promptly executed again before getting taken down by his 2 buddies who were right behind him, the game ended with both of us dead (my partner decided to follow my every move to die right behind me and occassionally smurf with my positioning or by accidentally plugging a body shot in to my ass) but considering I managed to keep my personal k/d level (18 kills, 18 deaths) and the game wasn't as open as to be considered a rape fest I had to laugh because the guy basically got learnt and then learnt again straight afterwards, theres a video in my file share of the guy getting owned, the first kill there was the best it must be said. It was almost as satisfying as killing a guy, proceeding up to the top of reflection, getting a triple kill on the rest of his team by myself before he managed to sneak up behind me to assasinate me.
11-23-2010, 10:21 PM
I Took the Red Pill

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Watch this. Seriously. Bungie.net : Halo Reach : File Details

I know I am way late on this, but this is pretty great. It reminds me of this, which is also great.
11-24-2010, 09:21 AM
Iceglow

Gotta love team swat for dicking over people who're spending way too much time on this game. Swat magnums on Pinnacle (I voted for reflection but hey, some douches love to be douches) well after I kill their entire team in a row around the free standing tower overlooking the bowl (not sniper tower, least not the one with the basement level) they finally take me down by sending 3 people together...I got a thorough bagging by 2 of them so I hunt them down, killed one in the lower levels then proceeded to kill two of his buddies with single shots whilst continuously bagging on his face I eventually get killed by the fourth guy using 4 bullets to put me down. I lol'd pretty hard in that.
11-27-2010, 01:39 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Steve, your posts are too long.
11-27-2010, 10:06 PM
Elite Lord Sigma

I'm probably going to hit Colonel before the weekend is out. Considering I'm going to have a lot to do in the next two and a half weeks before I finish my first semester of college, that's a good thing.
11-28-2010, 03:23 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Steve, your posts are too long.

Thats what your mother said when I was giving her my special "post" the other night.
11-28-2010, 04:21 AM
Madame Adequate

You could make a drinking game out of every time Steve says something about "your mum", but you'd be dead within an hour.
11-28-2010, 01:06 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

You could make a drinking game out of every time Steve says something about "your mum", but you'd be dead within an hour.

10 minutes tops. :tongue:
11-29-2010, 01:58 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

You could make a drinking game out of every time Steve says something about "your mum", but you'd be dead within an hour.

10 minutes tops. :tongue:

I know it's brilliant when it comes to your mothers I just can't help myself I mean sure, what the heck I could start with other stuff but well it's become halo tradition now that we play and I cuss your mothers like a seasoned mother smurfer. Hell in Julian's case, this would be true say hi to mom for me she likes to be called that by me during sex ;)

Also, 10 minutes equates to you're a pussy.

In more serious news, aside from NCG being a wuss earlier and not joining up for some halo shenanigans. I've managed to get the "if they came to hear me beg" achievement whilst on my solo legendary playthrough which is pretty damn sweet if you ask me, there is no real better way to enter the final level on legendary solo than by leaping off a cliff, landing on an elite's head and then going "hi mother smurfers" to the grunt/jackal patrol by throwing a grenade at the jackals and then putting a solitary pistol round through the face of each grunt. All that is left now for me on my solo legendary play through is the final "firefight" segment (I'm 50% of the way through this at least) and the mass gun before I get to sit back and let noble 6 die horribly (I'm not going to bother attempting to survive on legendary at the end, screw that would rather just get my achievement and go)
11-29-2010, 02:14 AM
G13

So nice of you to join us here in two months ago.

If you really want your Achievement for (finally) beating it on Legendary just hang back until they give you the go-ahead to take out the ship. Stayin' alive is the name of the game.
11-29-2010, 03:18 PM
Psychotic

Steve originally decided to do If They Came To Hear Me Beg with me and Dan in the game. Naturally this led to us charging into him from behind and pushing him off the cliff, pelting him with grenades, and hurling ourselves off the cliff before he could, alerting the Covenant to his presence.

After 15 minutes of this he decided he'd do it without our help. :shobon:
11-29-2010, 06:15 PM
NorthernChaosGod

If you want me to play with you, you need to give me more than 10 seconds to respond to your invite. :roll2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Steve originally decided to do If They Came To Hear Me Beg with me and Dan in the game. Naturally this led to us charging into him from behind and pushing him off the cliff, pelting him with grenades, and hurling ourselves off the cliff before he could, alerting the Covenant to his presence.

After 15 minutes of this he decided he'd do it without our help. :shobon:

XD Oh, Paul.
12-01-2010, 02:25 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

If you want me to play with you, you need to give me more than 10 seconds to respond to your invite. :roll2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Steve originally decided to do If They Came To Hear Me Beg with me and Dan in the game. Naturally this led to us charging into him from behind and pushing him off the cliff, pelting him with grenades, and hurling ourselves off the cliff before he could, alerting the Covenant to his presence.

After 15 minutes of this he decided he'd do it without our help. :shobon:

XD Oh, Paul.

We gave you plenty of time to respond, you should have qued to join party or joined the xbl party and said "hey let me in to matchmaking party now" or something.

Yes, Paul and Dan are comediens, I didn't originally decide to do the achievement with them they kinda decided that they'd help/watch me do it because they'd both been given matchmaking bans for quitting too many games, namely on the receiving end of the betrayal boot or the disconnection at random due to their :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty net connections. I got the distinct impression right from the off that I wouldn't get it with them two around before they done it but if I did do it in front of them then well it'd be awesome to just point out how cool that action is. I never get bored of watching that clip over and over, best achievement ever really imho, unless they come out with one for betraying Kat in campaign for driving like Julian's mother, badly and suicidally, generally at the same time it's why his mom loves to be driven so often.

New weekly doesn't seem too bad either if you can bang in 200 kills a day or so.
12-01-2010, 08:20 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I'm fairly certain I tried accepting it no more than 30-40 seconds after getting it and then it was no longer valid, prick.
12-01-2010, 08:33 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

namely on the receiving end of the betrayal boot or the disconnection at random due to their :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty net connections.

I think the second one happened once to Dan and that was it. It's all betrayals.

I like the three new maps, should've come on the smurfing disc imho. Best moment so far was getting a Killtacular and a Rampage (should've been an invincible but for pricks quitting the game, sending it to scoreboard and thus resetting sprees) in a Wraith. Steve may have killed people in a Banshee at the same time, idk, let's talk more about how great I am though.
12-02-2010, 03:01 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Oh, Paul, so modest. :roll2

So are the new maps worth the 800 points?
12-02-2010, 03:56 PM
Psychotic

Well, depends.

"No", in the sense that they should've been included with the original game content anyway because the variety of the maps it shipped with was laughable.

But, "yes" in the sense that they are great.
12-02-2010, 07:13 PM
JKTrix

Word, the new maps are great. Microsoft game me 800 free points recently so I was saving it for this.
12-04-2010, 06:45 AM
Jiro

Come early January I'mma be back on LIVE so you bitches better organise a round or two with me. My girlfriend's place has psycho good internet too so don't expect me to lag like :bou::bou::bou::bou: either. :D
12-05-2010, 11:10 AM
Psychotic

Pro-tip: You go to your girlfriend's place to have sex, not play Halo. Hope this helps!

Still, if you're that desperate to play shooty fly-y space marines with the gang, I'm down.
12-05-2010, 04:48 PM
Pheesh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Pro-tip: You go to your girlfriend's place to have sex, not play Halo. Hope this helps!

Still, if you're that desperate to play shooty fly-y space marines with the gang, I'm down.

A real man can do both....at the same time.
12-05-2010, 05:06 PM
Madame Adequate

I have! :cool: Ask Rye.
12-05-2010, 07:16 PM
Psychotic

Bungie.net : Halo Reach : File Details

Another round of Spire/Banshee comedy, this time perhaps the best yoink I've ever seen. The would-be assassin seems so utterly confused about what just happened.
12-05-2010, 10:02 PM
Aerith's Knight

I miss singing my halo songs.
12-05-2010, 11:43 PM
DK

Yes you've been dreadfully inactive on Reach you horrible dutch man, I demand you rectify this and play with us again. :colbert:

at least, once microsoft lift my XBL ban next week, assholes
12-06-2010, 12:07 AM
Aerith's Knight

Yeah, I've been inactive on everything. It may be all the graveyard shift work, but something is tiring me more than usual these days.

I'll buy some Gold live, and I'll join some games this week.
12-09-2010, 06:04 PM
Aerith's Knight

Anyone up for some halo shenanigans tonight?
12-10-2010, 01:28 PM
DK

Well, we were on last night so IDK where you were you awful man.

But I finally got the new maps so I hope we'll be on today, better show up or I will send De Jong around to your house. That man, he likes to kick people. :colbert:
12-10-2010, 02:04 PM
Aerith's Knight

Maybe I was checking this thread every 30 minutes for someone to say: "I'm in!"

Seeing as I would have to activate my gold card at that point.
12-11-2010, 01:06 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I like the three new maps, should've come on the smurfing disc imho. Best moment so far was getting a Killtacular and a Rampage (should've been an invincible but for pricks quitting the game, sending it to scoreboard and thus resetting sprees) in a Wraith. Steve may have killed people in a Banshee at the same time, idk, let's talk more about how great I am though.

Those pricks could not handle us two that round it was totally amazing, the fact that I had them running for cover and you were pounding that cover hardcore with the wraith cannon was a beautiful, beautiful thing. We both did pretty smurfing amazing between us we were around 30 odd kills deep before one of them got lucky as I splattered his buddy and boarded me forcing Paul to enact the agreed pact of "Operation DENIAL" which was basically if either of us got boarded the other betrayed them immediately without any hesitation so that the veichle and the only real danger got eliminated at once. It was smurfing glorious especially as immediately afterwards the scoreboards popped up (the guy who boarded me rage quit when he got taken out in operation denial) which meant when I respawned so did my wings, I was back in the air and back to raping them like a pro with Paul immediately. (I was running 1 kill short of the running riot however when I got killed in the betrayal was pretty smurfing pissed about that but the betrayal was necessary and so there was never any bad blood, Paul would've felt the same should he have gotten boarded)

Also loving the new maps though thanks to my stupid family I'm having to stealth use the internet on my laptop and don't get a chance to do anything really other than e-mails or msn if it was working lately whats with that gayness anyhow. Still the good news is I got the A Monument to All Your Sins achievement which didn't take all that much time once I sat down to focus the hardest part was the very last elite before I took the shot on the carrier had dual plasma rifles, now I had the shotgun and assault rifle (human) he was out of the effective range of the shotty and tore me to shreds when I tried to get him with my 'nades so I suicide charged by pinning him down with my assault rifle before swapping the assault rifle for the fuel rod one of the elites dropped on dying which lay between the two of us and pounding him that felt so damn satisfying I actually let out a "smurf yeah!" and fist pumped the air in victory.

Considering my family is more retarded than you can possibly imagine (theres a Frankie Boyle level joke to go in here, I can't post it though because I think someone might possibly actually give me a pink title for it, all I'm gonna say is think Frankie Boyle, controversey and a mental disorder beginning with D and it's not Depression multiply the sufferers by 10 million fold or maybe just an entire school full you might get close to the jist of what I'm leaning in to here) I've been busy on the Assassins Creed trilogy, I've not played them yet and so picked up the first and second to go with my free copy of Brotherhood, so far I'm still playing the first...I am in love with the hidden dagger and counter attacks...oh dear god.

Not sure when I get to stealth again or if I can just talk them in to not being pricks this is my family after all, so I'm including everything but the girl in this post here.
12-12-2010, 12:26 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Bungie.net : Halo Reach : File Details

Another round of Spire/Banshee comedy, this time perhaps the best yoink I've ever seen. The would-be assassin seems so utterly confused about what just happened.

XD You find the best clips. Where do you find this stuff?
12-12-2010, 03:02 PM
Madame Adequate

Steve is the first person in his mid-20s I have ever heard of getting grounded.
12-13-2010, 12:02 AM
Quindiana Jones

I like to shoot things with my gun. When playing with Psy and DK, this hobby does not often get entertained. :(

That said, the rest of you gash-hounds need to put aside trivial things like work, careers, social lives and relationships and play with the rest of us lonely, jaded old bastards.

On a similarly sadistic vein, Psy has actually made me a Halo racist. I judge people depending on their armour, and choose my gameplan from then. It usually has something to do with punching their shields down ALL THE TIME until they betray me, then booting them. Teamplay ftw.
12-13-2010, 06:49 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Which pieces of armor are you racist against?

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Steve is the first person in his mid-20s I have ever heard of getting grounded.

Is that what he said? xD
12-13-2010, 02:25 PM
Madame Adequate

His family have banned him from using the Internet, pretty much. I call that grounded. :p
12-13-2010, 07:38 PM
NorthernChaosGod

That's just silly.
12-13-2010, 07:42 PM
Psychotic

Steve's going to take out his entire family with the magnum (or at least come in the top 5) and then they'll be sorry.
12-13-2010, 09:25 PM
Aerith's Knight

You think he'll be on xbox live after that?
12-13-2010, 10:22 PM
Madame Adequate

If the tabloids are to be believed he'll be sipping chardonnay while playing XBL on a 90-inch HD screen while lounging on a gem-encrusted bed.
12-14-2010, 01:46 AM
NorthernChaosGod

My Xbox Red Ringed, guys. :( Shipped it back to MS this afternoon.

I feel so lost without Reach.
12-14-2010, 02:09 AM
Iceglow

No correction on MILF "banned from the interwebz" post thats bull :bou::bou::bou::bou: banning is merely saying you can't go on. What my sister thought would stop me was removing the router every night at 9pm what she don't realize is I have my own router and so would plug that in for my laptop's use when I have the chances to do it. However if I used my xbox and woke them up when doing so I would give the game away hence the stealth tactics of only using my laptop. I proved a fair few points though with this, 1) theres smurf all they can do to stop me, 2) if I wanted to wake them up, 30 seconds to mars This is War set to maximum volume with the addition of a small portable speaker set also maxed out at 3am does that just fine, 3) I can make a phone call at 4am and keep them all up. Ofcourse my tactics didn't make them more inclined to put the router back but it proved my point. That and add in I've worked a lot and have been out drinking regulary (xmas party was full of win guys trust me on this) I just aint had the time to go on xbl or even my laptop most nights. Still points proven and the router is there again which means I can go online...when I have the time most nights I'm working til 10pm at any rate. I have 1 day off before xmas and thats friday...

Also BWAHAHAHAHA NCG got OWNED BY THE RROD!
12-14-2010, 04:08 AM
Madame Adequate

So basically you have to sneak around like a 12 year old who got caught jerking it to RedTube and you consider this a victory for you? I don't think so son /smug
12-15-2010, 05:57 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Does Steve have Asperger's or something? :confused:
12-19-2010, 10:01 AM
Iceglow

I hope the player here literally just pissed himself laughing to death because I doubt betrayals get much better:

video
12-19-2010, 10:03 AM
Psychotic

Theory: Banshee + Spire = Guaranteed hilarity.
12-19-2010, 10:23 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Theory: Banshee + Spire = Guaranteed hilarity.

Agreed. Theory seconded
12-19-2010, 01:59 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Thirded! That was smurfing great. xD
12-24-2010, 08:23 PM
Iceglow

People often ask, what is the most awesome Forge video you've ever seen? My only response since seeing this is going to have to be:

THIS

The man has way too much time in forge but holy :bou::bou::bou::bou:, dude thats smurfing awesome!
01-02-2011, 04:10 PM
Aerith's Knight

Finally saw the Night club easter egg. It was glorious.
01-03-2011, 08:34 AM
NorthernChaosGod

The one with the DJ, right?
01-03-2011, 11:38 AM
Aerith's Knight

And the twitching dancers.
01-06-2011, 01:23 PM
Loony BoB

Got this game yesterday. Probably only for the campaign since I pretty much refuse to pay for Xbox Live (just not worth it for me) and don't care for online FPS much anyway, but hoping that Danielle and I can enjoy the campaign all the same. Got it pretty cheap, too.
01-11-2011, 05:50 PM
Psychotic

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...44424_Full.jpg

Discuss.

or you can just worship me. Whichever. :monster:
01-11-2011, 07:10 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Were they not even playing? Seriously, how the smurf do you get an Inconceivable in Stockpile? :confused:
01-11-2011, 10:04 PM
Iceglow

The exact same way your team comes out with a +60 K/D spread overall on Territories on haemorrage. You simply dick them, and yeah that roughly is the positive spread of me, dan, paul and baloki of all people on territories. Dan and Paul in the hog, me with the sniper rifle and Loki doing well Loki things!
01-11-2011, 10:17 PM
Madame Adequate

That is a remarkably arousing screenshot.
01-11-2011, 10:17 PM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

or you can just worship me. Whichever. :monster:

After many years of toil, we have finally found the chosen one.

http://www.urbandharma.org/images/3bow.jpg
01-12-2011, 07:25 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

The exact same way your team comes out with a +60 K/D spread overall on Territories on haemorrage. You simply dick them, and yeah that roughly is the positive spread of me, dan, paul and baloki of all people on territories. Dan and Paul in the hog, me with the sniper rifle and Loki doing well Loki things!

smurfing Christ. Link?
01-12-2011, 10:57 PM
Loony BoB

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

The exact same way your team comes out with a +60 K/D spread overall on Territories on haemorrage. You simply dick them, and yeah that roughly is the positive spread of me, dan, paul and baloki of all people on territories. Dan and Paul in the hog, me with the sniper rifle and Loki doing well Loki things!

I do miss being 'the :bou::bou::bou::bou: one' (I prefer to call myself 'the decoy') in games with you lot, I have to admit.
01-12-2011, 11:08 PM
Psychotic

"I'm tha decoy runnah!" is still uttered occasionally in halo games to this day.
01-13-2011, 01:54 PM
Loony BoB

Is it followed by jumping about randomly and then finding one of those little buggy things (I forget the name) and driving around on it like a nutter? I hope so!

Aaaaaargh, wish I could play Halo: Reach with you guys without having to pay for Xbox Live.
01-13-2011, 09:59 PM
Madonna

Pay for it and play with us.
01-14-2011, 12:02 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I want to play with you. :[
01-20-2011, 10:59 AM
Jiro

Oh god somebody play reach with me please
01-20-2011, 11:12 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Oh god somebody play reach with me please

I could so turn this in to a reach around comment ya know. Well if you're online when we are and wanna join in we'll attempt to suffer your horrible austrailian connection to play with you :)
01-20-2011, 11:48 AM
Jiro

At least you didn't say my insufferable accent, otherwise I would kill you.

I've had quite a few tween... "boys" singing Kesha and Katy Perry songs to me.
01-20-2011, 05:13 PM
Iceglow

(SPOILER)Actually likes aussie/kiwi accents on girls.....shock horror! LOL Well we're mainly on like 7am - 3pm your time though so not sure if you'll get to play much with us :)
01-20-2011, 05:27 PM
Psychotic

the one time i played with jiro i basically spent my time walking into walls and then having the floor somehow magically spit bullets at me.
01-20-2011, 09:49 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Oh god somebody play reach with me please

I'll play if you can get on in about 3 hours!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

the one time i played with jiro i basically spent my time walking into walls and then having the floor somehow magically spit bullets at me.

wat :|
01-21-2011, 02:33 AM
Iceglow

Austrailia gets really :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty terrible net connections 99.999999% of the time, something to do with their underdeveloped communications network. Probably isn't helped by the major flooding over in Brisbane atm. Jiro in other words is a mother smurfing lag hax monster!
01-21-2011, 02:53 AM
Jiro

The flooding in Brisbane is all but gone now, it's sweet. My net here is apparently balls awesome, I only had a laggy connection once playing Firefight last night. That was probably more to do with all the rockets though.

Give us a buzz when you guys want a game, my girl's just killing mexicans in Red Dead until we're ready to roll.
01-21-2011, 09:34 AM
Timekeeper

I'll be guest on while Jiro is playing, so yeah, all the more fun there!

Also, net isn't terrible everywhere here, just for Jiro :)
01-21-2011, 09:46 AM
Jiro

I have been playing reach for like 10 hours and not one of you guys :argh:

I saw steve but he was blopsin so I let 'im be
01-21-2011, 02:50 PM
DK

If you were playing Reach like +12 hours when you made that post then you have a significantly larger chance of being on when the majority of people in the thread are playing halo. being on from like 3 AM to 10 AM GMT is never gonna happen, especially on a week day xD if you're lucky you might catch Paul online one morning on a saturday if we decide to play at like 9 am like we have a couple of times but that's about it :wacky:

also on the subject of reach, they made a grifball playlist for massive hilarity. My weekly challenge of the get 200 multikills over the course of a week went from 14 to finished in about 3 hours, couldn't do better than a killtrocity though (should have taken that on to at least a killtastrophe but fail at life). Highlight of the grifball day for me was probably when we had this game where things just descended into lunacy. For us grifball is never about planting a bomb and more about having fun repeatedly smashing people with gravity hammers, so what we usually do is have one of us holding the bomb and running around and let the other one go mental. Of course, this usually doesn't sit well with failures who want to plant bombs and shiet, so they try and kill us to get the bomb. Bad mistake on their part if they do. It happened in one game and we spent the rest of the first round betraying this guy who tried to kill us for the bomb as he spawned and he eventually quit at the end of the round.

The thing was though while trying to get him we also ended up betraying our team mate a few times and he didnt like it. Come the second round we all spawn and I decided to smack our team mate in the face there and then and I think he just about had enough then and went mental just betraying me and Paul and trying to kill anyone who came near him, and the enemy team decided to join in as well and ignored planting the bomb and just spent the rest of the game beasting the shiet out of everyone. My favourite part though was when I was teabagging at their team as they ran over and this other guy on their team started teabagging at us as well, and he kept running to the middle of the map and bagging at us so I decided to fulfill one of my Halo dreams, jumped on his head and started bagging right there and then. Always wanted to stand on someone from the enemy teams head and bag in the middle of a game. even better when his team mate ran up and tried to kill me and wasted us both fgj. all this time paul was just in a betrayal war with the guy on our team and went -43, and the guy on our team also went -43, and died 101 times. In a single game of Halo. so we performed God's work to say the least
01-21-2011, 11:04 PM
NorthernChaosGod

That's nearly as bad as the -47 one of my friends dropped at a LAN party a couple years ago.

He really sucks though. :|
01-22-2011, 03:56 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

That's nearly as bad as the -47 one of my friends dropped at a LAN party a couple years ago.

He really sucks though. :|

And thats not even as bad as that time me and Paul put you in the cage for 4 hours straight and left you -780+ :P
01-22-2011, 04:42 AM
Psychotic

to be fair, if betrayals counted towards your KD I probably would've gone +20. Literally did not give a smurf about the enemy team.
01-22-2011, 07:43 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

That's nearly as bad as the -47 one of my friends dropped at a LAN party a couple years ago.

He really sucks though. :|

And thats not even as bad as that time me and Paul put you in the cage for 4 hours straight and left you -780+ :P

I'm talking about a legitimate match. :p
01-22-2011, 11:03 AM
Jiro

Paul proved once again that 1v1 I am a piece of :bou::bou::bou::bou:. But man smurfing grifball :) It makes me so happy.

It was good fun slayin' with Lynx too. After he stopped betraying me with rockets that it :p
01-22-2011, 11:09 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

That's nearly as bad as the -47 one of my friends dropped at a LAN party a couple years ago.

He really sucks though. :|

And thats not even as bad as that time me and Paul put you in the cage for 4 hours straight and left you -780+ :P

I'm talking about a legitimate match. :p

What are you on about? The cage IS the most legitimate match of all time even MLG faggots play in the cage!
01-22-2011, 10:16 PM
Madonna

I love how Jiro and I alternated on who sucked most; some games I walked out with just three kills, and on others something in the teens. Maybe because he had to play with an American, our opponents kept on dropping out on us. One game, I think we spent almost ten minutes scouring Boardwalk to hunt down our ONE opponent who kept on hiding. I eventually amused myself by rocketing Jiro and his friend Thor.
01-23-2011, 03:41 AM
Jiro

I only sucked because ~~you stole my kills~~ I was assisting you :p We almost lost that 3v1 match too.
01-23-2011, 04:53 AM
Madonna

Repeated killings of you two might have done it.

I aim to build a tower which rivals Psychotic's.
01-23-2011, 10:00 AM
Psychotic

I look forward to it! Mine isn't even a tower really anyway, and I don't know why I named it that in the first place. It stuck though, I guess.
01-23-2011, 10:04 AM
Jiro

I secretly ~~hoped~~ suspected Psychotic's Tower would actually be a giant Halo-fied penis extending into the sky. I don't know why. However I was pleasantly surprised to find its true nature.

Plus double rainbow. omfg double rainbow.
01-23-2011, 10:47 AM
Psychotic

YouTube - Double Rainbow All the Way! By rifte gifle & Seaboro Kibbles (UPDATED)

don't think I actually posted Double Rainbow in the thread
01-23-2011, 11:45 AM
Aerith's Knight

Well, we know what my next song is going to be.
01-23-2011, 05:12 PM
Iceglow

just smurfing awesome :)
01-23-2011, 07:53 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

YouTube - Double Rainbow All the Way! By rifte gifle & Seaboro Kibbles (UPDATED)

don't think I actually posted Double Rainbow in the thread

OMG I WANT TO PLAY. :jess:
01-23-2011, 07:55 PM
Psychotic

well julian maybe if you actually played with your homies instead of ponces like "TORRES" for a change you would :colbert:

either way we need as many of us on double rainbow as possible. It must happen.

me, dan, steve, huxley, dennis, quin, lynxie, trix, julian, jiro, timekeeper, and then force BoB to use the 48 hour gold trial card that came with Reach. That'll be a start. :)
01-23-2011, 08:24 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?
01-23-2011, 08:49 PM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

well julian maybe if you actually played with your homies instead of ponces like "TORRES" for a change you would :colbert:

either way we need as many of us on double rainbow as possible. It must happen.

me, dan, steve, huxley, dennis, quin, lynxie, trix, julian, jiro, timekeeper, and then force BoB to use the 48 hour gold trial card that came with Reach. That'll be a start. :)

16 people or :bou::bou::bou::bou: aint real!
01-23-2011, 09:17 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?

no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?
01-23-2011, 09:37 PM
Aerith's Knight

...la la la It's a double rainbow la la la What does this mean? la la la...
01-23-2011, 11:32 PM
JKTrix

If you guys see me on and want me to play but I'm playing something else, send me a message and I should be able to switch over within a few minutes.

I'm on now for a few hours (GT: JKTrix) getting some of the challenges, unless the randoms I'm playing really annoy me.
01-24-2011, 02:09 AM
NorthernChaosGod

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Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?

no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

No, I was at court. :doublecolbert:
01-24-2011, 07:39 AM
Aerith's Knight

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?

no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

No, I was at court. :doublecolbert:

Then stop touching 10yo boys and get the smurf on halo.
01-24-2011, 09:38 AM
Jiro

I'm going to be away for a week and then I'll be back WITH A VENGEANCE. I will seriously live on LIVE for a while. Because I cannot smurfing wait for rainbow road
01-24-2011, 04:19 PM
NorthernChaosGod

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Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?

no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

No, I was at court. :doublecolbert:

Then stop touching 10yo boys and get the smurf on halo.

He told me he was 18. And a girl. And not affiliated with any cops. :|
01-24-2011, 04:57 PM
Aerith's Knight

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Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?

no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

No, I was at court. :doublecolbert:

Then stop touching 10yo boys and get the smurf on halo.

He told me he was 18. And a girl. And not affiliated with any cops. :|

The penis should've tipped you off something was wrong.

Also, being affiliated with the cops was an issue in that? :p
01-24-2011, 06:03 PM
Iceglow

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Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?

no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

No, I was at court. :doublecolbert:

Then stop touching 10yo boys and get the smurf on halo.

He told me he was 18. And a girl. And not affiliated with any cops. :|

The penis should've tipped you off something was wrong.

Also, being affiliated with the cops was an issue in that? :p

Pedobear eoff convention 2011, NCG, Mommiji and AK as the only attending members :P (SPOILER)Mommiji attending because he was promised cake
01-24-2011, 07:03 PM
NorthernChaosGod

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Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?

no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

No, I was at court. :doublecolbert:

Then stop touching 10yo boys and get the smurf on halo.

He told me he was 18. And a girl. And not affiliated with any cops. :|

The penis should've tipped you off something was wrong.

Also, being affiliated with the cops was an issue in that? :p

How else would I have been caught? The pig came in before the roofies could take effect. :mad:
01-26-2011, 05:18 PM
Psychotic

Gentlemen, this is the end of everything.

My Xbox 360 RRODed.

3rd September 2007 - 26th January 2011

RIP

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01-26-2011, 05:24 PM
Aerith's Knight

Pretty easy to fix. All you need is thermal paste, rubbing alcohol, and a few screws and nylon washers. I can walk you through it if you want.
01-26-2011, 05:25 PM
Iceglow

Almost feel like I ought to be gathering the troops on halo to give it a salute of bagging nubs

Get a smurfing new one ASAP!

I expect you back by months end!
01-26-2011, 05:26 PM
Psychotic

ok dennis i poured alcohol into the vents now what?
01-26-2011, 05:28 PM
Aerith's Knight

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ok dennis i poured alcohol into the vents now what?

Ghehe, no, I'm serious. It takes about 2-3 hours and you'll have an 360 that'll never RROD again. Or you can keep the x-clamps, shaves off 30 minutes, but then it'll happen again.

I'll upload a manual I learned it from. One moment.

edit: there you go

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=04ZBPD8C
01-26-2011, 06:03 PM
Psychotic

Cheers Dennis. Will give it a go when I have time.
01-26-2011, 06:17 PM
Aerith's Knight

I'll warn you now, three things you need to know:

1. Removing the old thermal paste will take forever. But don't skip out on it, or try to force it off. Be patient. It doesn't have to be completely removed, just something like 70-80%.

2. Get the right size screws. Seriously, they are hard to find, but go to a large hardware store, because if they are longer you will either screw the heat sink broken, or be unable to put the motherboard back in the container.

3. Just use the nylon washers, one on top and one under. Don't use metal ones as well, because it will be too thick and you won't be able to fit the motherboard anymore. And for the love of master chief don't use metal ones only, unless you want a static shocks crashing your motherboard.

For the rest, if you have problems, just ask. Total cost for repairing is something like 15 euros, a lot better than 150 for a new unit, so definitely something to try.
01-26-2011, 06:22 PM
Psychotic

am tempted to get a new unit for a new hard drive though :D current one is 20 gigs, would be interested in getting a 250 gig...!
01-26-2011, 06:41 PM
Iceglow

New 360s are pretty damn sexy, 250gb hard drive, paul just think of the smurfery on that we could forge a giant penis and make Dennis play with it all the time ;)
01-26-2011, 10:34 PM
NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

ok dennis i poured alcohol into the vents now what?

Ghehe, no, I'm serious. It takes about 2-3 hours and you'll have an 360 that'll never RROD again. Or you can keep the x-clamps, shaves off 30 minutes, but then it'll happen again.

I'll upload a manual I learned it from. One moment.

edit: there you go

MEGAUPLOAD - The leading online storage and file delivery service

I will save this in case I need it when my warranty runs out!
01-27-2011, 03:12 AM
Jiro

I might give that a whirl on my dead 360. But smurfing what a lifespan on that one. Mine RRoD thrice in as many years :monster:

It's this Australian heat you see
01-27-2011, 05:23 AM
Madonna

Worst team ever, those Australian Heat.

I need willing shmucks to help me finish the weekly challenge within the, uh, week. When I am on and you are on, it is, um, on.
01-27-2011, 11:08 AM
Jiro

I wanted to give it a shot, but I think I'd be a hindrance. Excluding the fact my 360 is >100km away at the moment.
01-27-2011, 07:07 PM
Iceglow

Could easily be done as a 4 person squad, in fact if one or two were pretty good then 2 or 3 could just walk through the mission :) I watched a video done by 4 people where 3 got carried by one fighter. No deaths, all skulls on was visually very impressive.
01-28-2011, 06:32 AM
NorthernChaosGod

What's the challenge, legendary campaign mission and no deaths?

The easiest way would be to sign in a guest and then just play as the guest so your real account wouldn't die.
01-28-2011, 04:19 PM
Iceglow

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What's the challenge, legendary campaign mission and no deaths?

The easiest way would be to sign in a guest and then just play as the guest so your real account wouldn't die.

No the weekly is complete The Winter Contingency on Legendary, all skulls on. Dying doesn't matter, but not dying just makes it smurf tons cooler.
01-29-2011, 12:43 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Lol, Winter Contingency is the first mission, right? You can run through that and beat it in like 15 minutes on legendary. You can skip all the fighting up until the elites kidnap that chick or something.
01-29-2011, 11:50 AM
Jiro

Yeah but that skull that makes it restart though, amirite? I don't even smurfing remember which skull it is or what it properly does. Keep changing :bou::bou::bou::bou: on me.
01-29-2011, 12:10 PM
Iceglow

You can run through to Charlie squads location by the river. But you gotta fight the firefight there, the one outside the tower and your way to the zealots though only one person needs to fight the rest of the squad can take cover.
01-29-2011, 07:58 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Oh, right. There is the one fight when you need to pick up the "strays". I forgot about that one. That one should be a breeze with all the cover and a couple dudes taking potshots at the enemies.
02-03-2011, 05:08 AM
Iceglow

Tearing up some Reach with Jiro and Time, we done the daily challenge to complete a level on heroic with tough luck, catch and cloud skulls on (we ofcourse added grunt birthday and iwibyd on to this) Jiro died like 2 times, Time got had a fair few unfortunately I'm not sure when I suddenly memorized every hax little route to go but I managed to get through with 0 deaths and only lost my shields 3 times in the entire level (outside the house, first firefight as I sprinted through taking 2 grunts down with me, the defense of the tower door and the dark room against the zealot squad as I initially walked across the field of plasma fire from the mass of grunts and jackals I lost shields temporarily) now we're on to invasion
02-03-2011, 05:22 AM
NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

Tearing up some Reach with Jiro and Time, we done the daily challenge to complete a level on heroic with tough luck, catch and cloud skulls on (we ofcourse added grunt birthday and iwibyd on to this) Jiro died like 2 times, Time got had a fair few unfortunately I'm not sure when I suddenly memorized every hax little route to go but I managed to get through with 0 deaths and only lost my shields 3 times in the entire level (outside the house, first firefight as I sprinted through taking 2 grunts down with me, the defense of the tower door and the dark room against the zealot squad as I initially walked across the field of plasma fire from the mass of grunts and jackals I lost shields temporarily) now we're on to invasion

Winter Contingency? The only time I get my shields down on that level now are the times my friends and I start shooting each other. :p
02-03-2011, 05:43 AM
Iceglow

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

Tearing up some Reach with Jiro and Time, we done the daily challenge to complete a level on heroic with tough luck, catch and cloud skulls on (we ofcourse added grunt birthday and iwibyd on to this) Jiro died like 2 times, Time got had a fair few unfortunately I'm not sure when I suddenly memorized every hax little route to go but I managed to get through with 0 deaths and only lost my shields 3 times in the entire level (outside the house, first firefight as I sprinted through taking 2 grunts down with me, the defense of the tower door and the dark room against the zealot squad as I initially walked across the field of plasma fire from the mass of grunts and jackals I lost shields temporarily) now we're on to invasion

Winter Contingency? The only time I get my shields down on that level now are the times my friends and I start shooting each other. :p

Officially I was the only one fighting the enemy, Jiro and Time were meant (for lag purposes and for the fact that I was just being plain cocky about my tactics and skills) to just jump in to cover behind my protective line. Plus Julian no one cares what happens when your mom comes in yelling at you because you didn't clean up after yourself ;P
02-03-2011, 05:45 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I don't see how you can even make that leap there, buddy. :|
02-03-2011, 05:38 PM
Psychotic

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I don't see how you can even make that leap there, buddy. :|

Yeah Steve. I, for one, care a great deal about what happens when Julian's mom comes in yelling at him because he didn't clean up after himself so how about you shhhhhh and stop bullying the poor lad!

Go on, Julian. Tell us what she did to you next. :)
02-04-2011, 06:06 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Hardy har.
02-06-2011, 11:07 AM
Jiro

Well I'm out. It was a pleasure playing with Trix, Lynx, Iceglow, Psy (and Timekeeper I guess). I managed to go front Warrant Officer to Lt Colonel Grade 1 in what, like a two week period. But now my LIVE time is up and you folks gotta finish the fight without me.

PS Paul I saved the replay of that game where you raped me so you can post screenies again :greenie:
02-06-2011, 04:18 PM
Iceglow

Buy a new xbl card fool! THE UNSC DOES NOT TOLERATE COWARDICE!
02-07-2011, 03:45 PM
Jiro

Oh I can do that, but I have uni to worry about (shortly). And if I tried to play at home, I would lag teleport like a goddamn mothersmurfer. You guys will just have to go on without me (until uni break :cool:)
02-07-2011, 03:53 PM
NorthernChaosGod

We should start a "Get Dak better internets" fund.
02-07-2011, 09:53 PM
Iceglow

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

We should start a "Get Dak better internets" fund.

Problem is Austrailia just doesn't have good infrastructure in that sense, their communication network hasn't been upgraded properly since they were all smurfing convicts of the throne!
02-08-2011, 01:11 AM
NorthernChaosGod

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We should start a "Get ~~Dak~~Australia better internets" fund.

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