Yesterday, I bought a lawn mower, and I cut the grass. I'm an old man now.
Post something that makes you realize you're getting older.
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Yesterday, I bought a lawn mower, and I cut the grass. I'm an old man now.
Post something that makes you realize you're getting older.
I've been mowing since I was 13.
I've been old for 7 years, I suppose. :/
I can no longer sit down without making a relieved noise.
Mowing the lawn for someone else or for your parents doesn't count. It's the fact that I bought it for myself and for my own lawn that matters !Quote:
Originally Posted by Momiji
Same here, and also when I get upQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
My knee started hurting sometimes this semester the morning after playing basketball. :(
My knee hurts when it gets cold and dry.
Nothing I do really makes me seem old. I'm just a kid and I sure as hell act it.
Hahaha, I'm glad I'm not the only one xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
I had this realization about a month ago, also. I tried doing it while listening to my iPod filled with Pop Punk music but the cord for the earbuds is too short so I ended up hunching over. That really didn't help the situation. :|Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
My younger brother finished school today. He's got his prom tonight and everything :(
The fact that my hair is actually thinning makes me look older than I really am. :D It doesn't really bother me much, I guess. I just wear a hat when I go out most of the time.
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Originally Posted by I'm my own GILF
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Originally Posted by BreineHahaha, I'm glad I'm not the only one xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
Yea I'm like that now!! Crap imagine when we all turn forty!! 0_o.... Come to think of it... Will we even be on this site any more!
I pluck 1-2 gray hairs a week.
Someone stuck their finger up my butt in a non-sexual way recently.
I went and swam laps today for about an hour and felt great after...
Wait, that's not right.
I feel young as smurf. /smug
lol'dQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Started receiving my pension.
This. Until I dyed it a couple of weeks ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
I saw some teen/tweens in town today running around like crazy and shook my head.
Only 12 years ago I was behaving the same way.
*sigh*
Shoeberto has a friend who's had his own lawn care business since he was 17. I guess that does kinda age you, huh.
paying my own bills was the first step into old-ness
Working full time in an office with parents and grandparents. ;[
I feel young lately though, in the worst of ways. I'm going into my third year of college, and I'm living at home again, no prospects for moving out to my own studio apartment because my job can't afford it and I'm not one of the lucky ones with parents who will pay for that sort of thing, not that I expect them to, honestly.
Have no idea how my credits are working out in college, so I may well be behind and will delay my graduation and job-getting. And even if my credits are in order, I'm interested in a 5-year master's program, which further delays my job-getting.
It's all kind of depressing.
The fact that I feel like a third parent to my brothers and sisters makes me feel old :(
I'm counting down the years til retirement.
Bleys started feeling old when he realized he didn't recognize any of the cavemen in his tribe anymore.
I told off a 14/15 year old kid at work, and the little bastard did what I told him to do. :smug:
People I knew in middle school have two year olds.
What part of the body? :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
That had its roots starting when he was about 12 actually, and expanded into a full-blown business when he was around 15 or so.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
also, paying for EVERYTHING. and being able to go out and do whatever without having to ask for permission. all i have to do now is "notify". it's awesome :)
Being 21 and not wanting to go out because I got all of my partying done already makes me feel super old.
We can go out and be youthful then, damn :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Let's do it, we'll go out and party and hang out with chicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroWe can go out and be youthful then, damn :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Don't you have some vampires to hunt, Jake? ;)
You know what's funny about that? I'm only wearing shorts right now.
But yes, yes I do. /smug
I have a ton of gray hairs. :(
I feel old every time I automatically hate young people. I'm only 24, but damn their eyes for existing!
All my friends have kids and are going bald/grey.
I take mid-day naps.
You didn't nap in high school? :Oo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Shot
Today I saw two people both born in 2000 arguing on the internet. It's weird to me that people born in the 00's have developed brains yet.
Omg, this happens to me too. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Ranti84
I see people born in 1990 online and I wonder if their parents shouldn't be monitoring them :shobon:
:stare:
Science has proven that a person does not develop a functioning brain until at least 18 years old.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ranti84
Based on my observation, it doesn't look like people younger than me ever develop functioning brains.
Same. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Menses
I'd say add a couple of years to your age.Quote:
Originally Posted by Menses
THIS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Matthew
And holding my back when I bend over.
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Originally Posted by Ranti84
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Originally Posted by Wind Shear HereOmg, this happens to me too. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Ranti84
I suggest you all hop in the same car and drive off a high cliff. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Aside from well turning 25 in just under a months time? Well...
I was on a tube train home and this group of about 5 american girls are also on the train, because they said it was crowded like a sardine can when it actually was pretty quiet for rush hour I laughed, this got me in to conversation with them and after flirting with one of the prettier girls for the duration of their journey and generally having a good feeling from the convo just before we pull in to their stop she says "Well thankyou sir for making my journey so pleasurable" I seriously felt old at that point so I did reply with "whoa what sir? Please don't call me that! I'm not old! Call me Steve" followed by some laughter she seemed happy to do so. I felt better when she gave me a hug as an apology for making me feel old. I mean yeah getting called Sir is dignified but... DO NOT WANT!
Also when you get a girl who hits on you who is 18 and you end up realizing theres 7 years between you two in terms of age. That's painful. Thankfully I am a firm believer of you're only as old as the person you touch and also have a very immature personality for my age.
So that makes Quin like 5?Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
At most, yeah. Eternal youth is mine, sunshine.
Jesus christ there is no way there is nearly 7 years between me and 18Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
NO WAY
i refuse to accept it
I bet you're pretty firm :jokeyQuote:
I am a firm believer of you're only as old as the person you touch
>>> Im a proud dirty old man..:luca:
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Originally Posted by Quin
I love you.
My sister being a decade younger than me constantly reminds me that I'm getting older by asking me things like, "Who's Nsync?"
I'm 14 years older than my sister, nothing she really does now makes me feel old. Thinking about her future makes me feel really old though, like when she'll be old enough to start dating or when she graduates high school.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
There is not much you can do about the latter problem. Fortunately, the first issue is extremely preventable.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI'm 14 years older than my sister, nothing she really does now makes me feel old. Thinking about her future makes me feel really old though, like when she'll be old enough to start dating or when she graduates high school.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Dating, or getting old enough to do so?Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyThere is not much you can do about the latter problem. Fortunately, the first issue is extremely preventable.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI'm 14 years older than my sister, nothing she really does now makes me feel old. Thinking about her future makes me feel really old though, like when she'll be old enough to start dating or when she graduates high school.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Either way, I'll distract the cops.
I have a tweed jacket. I was going to wait 20 or so years but I thought what the hell, I'll just buy it now. It's awesome by the way.
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Originally Posted by Citizen BleysDating, or getting old enough to do so?Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyThere is not much you can do about the latter problem. Fortunately, the first issue is extremely preventable.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI'm 14 years older than my sister, nothing she really does now makes me feel old. Thinking about her future makes me feel really old though, like when she'll be old enough to start dating or when she graduates high school.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Either way, I'll distract the cops.
Seriously. My sister is 11 years younger than me, but unfortunately I'm out of the house now and so incapable of locking her up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
I'll most likely not be here anymore when my sister is a teenager, but I swear to God I will still come back to threaten any little boys that want to get at her. :mad2:
Dude it's worse for me, my oldest nephew who I remember being a spoilt little :bou::bou::bou::bou: who I could beat up with one hand tied behind my back when he got unruly and the little girls who he was friends with who had crushes on me...Yeah guess how many years older than my nephew I am...7 years older they're now the 18 year old girls I'm looking at and going "holy smurf she's hot" and at the same point I realize who it is and I'm like ":bou::bou::bou::bou:...I remember her barely outta nappies"Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFJesus christ there is no way there is nearly 7 years between me and 18Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
NO WAY
i refuse to accept it
My brother, who's eleven years younger than me, saw an old audio cassette I had in all my stuff one day when I was moving and asked me "what the heck is this?". That made me feel pretty old.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Oh, and when he asked me what POGS were. :roll2
Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowDude it's worse for me, my oldest nephew who I remember being a spoilt little :bou::bou::bou::bou: who I could beat up with one hand tied behind my back when he got unruly and the little girls who he was friends with who had crushes on me...Yeah guess how many years older than my nephew I am...7 years older they're now the 18 year old girls I'm looking at and going "holy smurf she's hot" and at the same point I realize who it is and I'm like ":bou::bou::bou::bou:...I remember her barely outta nappies"Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFJesus christ there is no way there is nearly 7 years between me and 18Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
NO WAY
i refuse to accept it
I'll be 32 by the time my sister is 18. :|
I'll be 45 by the time my sister is 18.
Criminy.
Holy wow! Your parents took a long break between kids!Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
>>> What a bummer I dont have a young sister, if I had one I would like her to marry the oldest eoffer here..:luca:
Jesus! :eek: You win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
>>> He must have very young parents, my mom was unable to get pregnant long time ago..:luca:
The difference between me and my sister is that she was conceived on purpose.