So we have all these pretty boys and bangin' babes. Does any title of the series ever imply or reference flat-out sex? I know there are dating remarks and "oo u hav crush on him/her" kind of trout, but huh.
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So we have all these pretty boys and bangin' babes. Does any title of the series ever imply or reference flat-out sex? I know there are dating remarks and "oo u hav crush on him/her" kind of trout, but huh.
Don Corneo literally jumps on Aerith/Tifa/DragCloud depending on who was picked. He is obviously intending to do something naughty. He kidnaps Elena and Yuffie with the same intentions. Yuffie is 16 which makes the Don a pedophile.
I believe there's enough implication that Zack and Aerith made whoopee, Biggs and Jessie, and very likely Hojo and Lucrecia, though who really knows how he implanted her with the hellspawn of Jenova.
i forgot about the whole prostitute thing. He is not a pedophile though. 16 year olds are hot.
okay, color me absent. But does anyone actually ever have sex?
They're too busy saving the world to bump uglies, but rest assured many of them got it on once the deed was done.
Kinda in honeybee club.
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Nah, FF characters got only one main quest at the most 3 to 5 quests, compare that to modern RPG where character is a FedEx station.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
In VI, Terra's parents basically ~love~ each other into pregnancy. It wasn't until VII when there was, like, tons of sex all over the place. Honeybee Inn, Don Corneo, Cloud+Tifa (debatable).
VIII went back to being pretty sterile, despite being a story about teenagers in love. IX has Zidane running around being ladies man, but then became a boy-meets-girl story (not criticizing). X ditto.
Word of God outright confirms that Cloud and Tifa had sex under the Highwind. It's pretty strongly implied through subtext anyway.
And yeah there are all the other references in VII and a few later titles. Previous titles were pretty oblique with their references though.
There is a lot of implied things going around. I mean FFIV pretty much defines Cecil and Rosa's relationship as "lovers" and she does have free access to his room despite him being the adoptive son of the king. Seifer and Rinoa were implied to have been hot and heavy when they were an item. Firion is pretty willing to jump into Lamia's trap as she seduces him disguised as Princess Hilda. The last one has even earned the poor guy the eternal nickname in Japan as "virgin" from what I've gathered.
VII has sex everywhere compared to other installments, and Zidane is pretty much a horn dog for most of Disc 1 of FFIX, several times trying to touch Dagger's "goodies" to both her and Steiner's dismay. Tidus and Yuna recreate Maduin and Madonna's love scene from FFVI,
Wakka and Lulu have a baby in FFX-2 so you know what they were doing between FFX and X-2, and I find it hard to believe that Balthier and Fran's relationship is simply "professional" after the game's ending and some of her commentary in Revenant Wings (*cold shiver* ooh... Revenant Wings *shudders*). So I would say it's happening, but much like going to the bathroom and regular meals, it's not something the game designers bother showing.
The Man called out the one I was going to mention. I really think that Cloud and Tifa did the two way hippity hop dance of life. The attitude was perfect for it, too.
I really hope so.
In FF VI Edgar was a ladies man, he probably did the ...deed too. Many times. Over and over again.
Zell had his dirty magazines to keep him busy. I don't think many characters actually seem to have sex and they don't seem to *tinkle *tinkle* much either.
Come to think of it, he did find out the Empire planned on betraying and killing them because he 'pumped some information" out of her. Considering Sabin's reaction when he delicately told the party how he got it, I would argue the game is implying he was getting his freak on with the servants.Quote:
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That whole thing reminded me of the Magical Cow Pregnancy Potions in Harvest Moon.Quote:
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Did Cloud and Tifa really smurf outside of the Highwind?
Yes.
Give me proof, Freed.
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there's probably more but I'm too lazy to look for it at this late hour
The Honey Bee Inn has a dummied-out room with a screen on the wall giving prices for various activities.
Then there's the PornoMag I've heard so much about in, uh, was it IV?
There is one in FF4 and one in FF8.
damn it you guysQuote:
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Cloud/Aerith is still my OTP forever I don't even care
In 7, for sure, sex exists. Cloud more or less gets sexed up by another guy when he passes out at the Honeybee Inn, after all. Don Corneo's all about sex. And yes, there's Cloud and Tifa having sex under the Highwind.
As for the other games . . . I'm not as sure.
so tempted to post 'Shake it Aeris' right now
I have only played 7-10 in the Final Fantasy series but from what I remember most of the sex innuendos are scenarios that kind of say it could of happened or it could not of happened.
Of any rpg I have played Xenogears gives absolutely the strongest indications of people having sex. Ramsus and Miang have a scene together where they are undressed in a bed talking in the middle of the night.
Fei and Elly start kissing and then the scene cuts to Elly lying in the bed with no clothes on and Fei is standing up by the bed doing jumping jacks, lol. Xenogears was intended for a little older audience than Final Fantasy games were so that is why they were probably a little more straightforward about people being sexually active.
All these characters have parents don't they?
I don't think Xenogears aimed for an older audience at all, it is more or less same audience but Xenogears probably is more daring at creating that sort of events.Quote:
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That's another thing...all these underage characters going out on adventures. Where the heck are their parents? Well, we know where Tidus' dad was...DRUNK and you know, a monster.Quote:
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Now that I think of it.... where the hell is Cloud's father!? And who is he?Quote:
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Well, clouds are made from water...Quote:
Originally Posted by GambletNow that I think of it.... where the hell is Cloud's father!? And who is he?Quote:
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This is where it gets smurfed up Gamblet. Zack is Cloud's father.
EDIT: smurfing rantz
Okay, I can actually follow Pontus on this one.
I MEAN FFX/FFX-2 WAS A PREQUEL RIGHT?
When it comes down to most of them, they're dead. Where were Palom and Porom's parents when they went off?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyThat's another thing...all these underage characters going out on adventures. Where the heck are their parents? Well, we know where Tidus' dad was...DRUNK and you know, a monster.Quote:
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I remember reading somewhere that the reason why Tellah left Mysidia was because he accidentally lost control of his magic and a bunch of the town's residents got hurt and/or killed. Come to think of it, this information might have been in the PSP version or DS remake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Depression MoonWhen it comes down to most of them, they're dead. Where were Palom and Porom's parents when they went off?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyThat's another thing...all these underage characters going out on adventures. Where the heck are their parents? Well, we know where Tidus' dad was...DRUNK and you know, a monster.Quote:
Originally Posted by Depression Moon
That chick was transvestite? Where is this Honeybee Inn; Bangkok?Quote:
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They should definitely make that scene canon by way of the remake.Quote:
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...Mukki doesn't even look like a chick!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-XThat chick was transvestite? Where is this Honeybee Inn; Bangkok?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodney
The only Bangkok I believe in is the one with Nicolas Cage in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-XThat chick was transvestite? Where is this Honeybee Inn; Bangkok?Quote:
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They should definitely make that scene canon by way of the remake.Quote:
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Also, I think you are forgetting the optional scene where Mukki is implied to have...well...uh....pretended that Cloud was in prison.
I'm pretty sure it was an aggressively sensual body massage, not forced anal sex.
Fair enough. Something had to lip in him during the bathtub option, though. At least by accident in such a small space.Quote:
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Don't get me wrong. I wish it were forced anal sex.
Pretty sure Cloud banged Tifa on those rocks when they were under the Highwind.
"Just a little longer" was a lil sexually luring, and when Tifa learns they were watching. What else could they be watching..
Not sure what that last part has to do with final fantasy.
Anyway, FF14 is bursting at the seams with sexual innuendo. Example: This blacksmith.
Sometimes, it's not even really innuendo, but flat out saying someone is smurfing someone else.
It's all but plainly obvious that Squall and Rinoa made babies while floating around in the airship.
How does sex work in an anti-gravity environment?
Involves a lot of ropes, I imagine. Something you're familiar with?
Nah, rope burns hurt. Especially in those areas.
I can assure you that they had plenty of crazy orgies aboard the Highwind/Ragnarok/Hilda Garde etc.
I'll tell you when you're older.Quote:
How does sex work in an anti-gravity environment?
Squall is too smurfing autistic to ever even get a boner around a chick.
...Whatever.Quote:
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Is there a Ciddie for Best Question Asked?Quote:
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It's extremely tiring, actually, because you don't have gravity to help you gain any sort of leverage.
Don't forget that Cyan always has his copy of Bushido in the Bedroom, even when the world is in ruin. :p
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I see the player (presumably you) had to do a double-take on the dialogue. "Say WHAT!? Screenshot!" lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
Katarin got knocked up in Mobliz after the world ended.
Don't speak ill of the autistic. My ex-girlfriend's best friend's brother is autistic. He kind of creeps me out. But I have to put up with him because his sister is pretty much the only other person in the world who'll speak to me in public.Quote:
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So is it confirmed that Tidus and Yuna actually boffed? I just always thought they made out.
The important thing to remember here is that Elly is the Mother.Quote:
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Fei will go on to more or less kill his father.
Also don't forget Miang at one point made fun of Tiny Test Tube Ramsus in order to psychologically scar him forever. She then went on to sleep with him.
Man, if only Xenogears had been FFVII we'd have the LTD of Fei, Elly and Chu-Chu.
I always thought that the Suteki na De bit in FFX referenced sex ? In FF VI Terra's having sex was just a huge bunch of glittery stuff going around them. :erm:
You wouldn't be the only person to think that.