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Four more years of freedom through supression:
Member list:
Psychotic
Del Murder
Pike
I'm my own MILF
Shiny
Shoeberto
Goldenboko
Pantz
Shlup
Miriel
Shorty
Tifa's Boobs
MichaelC
WarrenW
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Lord Stuart of Bert-o the IIIrd.
I do hate it. What's up with that stuff?
It has been heard that You have been the one to be putting gunk in people's eyes as they sleep. What do you have to say about this?
I say "Down with this sort of thing."
I like that kind of attitude. I guess I'll join this cause.
Right on. I just think someone needs to take a stand. It's not right.
Man, I hate gunk in my eye.
Joining.
Yep this is the party for me.
Yes, yes I do! *joins*
THE STAFF PARTY
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Is this the Fascist Party in disguise?
Yes.
We are the 1%.
This is also the Psychotic is watching you party. His eye is everywhere!
Careful now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I hate gunk in my eye when I wake up like I hate pink eye.
I can't believe you gave into them Psy. YOU ARE ONE OF THEM! You used to be the champion of the populace, now you are just part of Shinra! In cahoots with the former leader of the Elitist Party no less!
Since Psychotic is a member of this party, I'm interested in knowing how this party views the newbies of Eyes on Final Fantasy. If his views reflect his recent temporary position within the Newbie Party, it would be interesting to have discussions on how our parties can push forward the newbie cause on two fronts.
Newbies are cool I guess.
I don't have an opinion on Elitism or newbies. Live and let live. This whole eye gunk business is much more pressing to me. Whose idea was it to put gunk in people's eyes? Whoever it was is not on my Christmas card list anymore, let me tell you.
Even worse whose bright idea was it to put the same gunk in our eyes that Ear wax is made of?
Steve what the hell is wrong with either your eyes or your earwax, you need to see a doctor about that like right now.
I remember reading that somewhere. I'm unsure either way it's not an attractive look when you wake up next to someone.
Look Steve, there's no need to come in spinning tales of waking up next to people to win our support. If you want to know where we stand, I will confirm that we are not supporters of ear wax - if we had to choose sides, we would be against it. It's not a big of a deal as the eye gunk though, and we won't be going to war over it any time soon.
I am sorry we can't offer any more assistance and on behalf of myself and the rest of The Don't You Just Hate that Gunk in your Eye When you Wake Up? Party, I wish you well with your ear wax crusade.
Yeah, Steve. We need to learn to choose our battles, and the eye gunk is clearly the issue at the forefront of these elections.
You know, guys, they make hats that protect your eyes from the night-gunk. If you were to embrace the hat, then you too would be protected.
In the third chapter of St. Vivacious Vixen Tooty Toot the apostle:
"And the Heavenly Cap spake unto me and said,
'Don thy cap, for the evil one will flee thy presence in the night, and will not fill thy eyes with gunk, and will not touch thy private parts without thy permission.'
And I fell to my knees and shielded my eyes from the glory of the Hat on High, and said unto Him,
'Most Cunning and Caring Chapeau, wherewith shall I find the courage to wear mine hat in the night. For I am most unworthy of thy Call.'
And the Lord of Headgear spake once more unto me, saying, 'All are worthy to partake of my Cunning. I give unto each a measure of the glory of the Celestial Hat, wherewith thou shalt don thy cap with thine own fingers and thou shalt doff thy hat in the presence of beauty, which is a reflection of mine own self. And I shall watch over you in the night time, and see that the evil one, whose name is Tifa's Boobs, does not fill thine eyes with gunk, nor wee on thy chest.'
And the Lord cleared mine eyes of gunk, and set my hand on the proper path of donning mine unique Cunning Cap, and the clouds didst part, and I saw the gates of Heaven were two Golden Caps, and atop every tree lining the Celestial roadway a Tam-o'-Shanter rested sidelong, and atop the Celestial mountain a great red and orange woolen hat showed unto all the land and gave its glory unto each creature, and its tassels shook against the mountain like drums and gave unto me the wondrous awe of the Lord, and just as I thought my eyes would melt from the hat's glory or my heart burst from sheer force of Classiness, the Celestial Candescence enter once more unto Heaven, and the clouds came together once more. But on my head sat the emblem of the Hat Most High, and I so went out among the people to share the glorious news of the Cunning Cap, and miracles were wrought and there was much rejoicing."
Those aren't hats. They're eyepatch thingies.
So chionos was a bot this whole time?
Does that mean you are interested in hearing more about the Lord Cap? We can arrange a some time to sit down together and talk more about the Good Hat News. I can bring my friends if you're comfortable with that. Each of us is gifted a unique dispensation of hat. Tonight at 8? Okay good, we'll be there, see you then, bye.
And there was me thinking a village was missing its idiot the entire time. It just goes to show!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
In a village full of idiots the fool is king.
Breaking News!
Psychotic uses eyedrops, and never gets gunk in his eyes!
Even Breakier News!
Del Murder doesn't even have eyes. In fact, he doesn't even have a face!
Marick D. Pauper would join this party if he wasn't a journalist with integrity.
What more integrity could you want? We're a real party tackling a real issue.
A real issue?
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Matoya and I am very very concerned. It seems to me you're coming at the forums with your eyes closed! Do I appreciate gunk in my eyes? Well, no, I do not. But what's a little dirt in your eye compared to real victory? We're talking bribery, political corruption, and lies here. If you stop along the way to wipe the dirt out of your eyes every times it's there you'll never make it to the issues Eyes on Final Fantasy cares about. I see no substance here, no message to the masses, no content. What are you hiding behind your eyes? What are your intentions? It is my plans to wipe away the gunk you're throwing in Eyes on's eyes so they can clearly see what you represent.
Story!
A discerning citizen sent this informative information to me and I present it to you now, unaltered:
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Originally Posted by maybe a pastry chef?
Finally a party I can get behind.
I'm in, as long as I'm El Presidente.
Optic nerves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Matoya
To stand for election and see what happens.Quote:
What are your intentions?
I don't think I've thrown anything in Eyes on's eyes. I think Eyes on's eyes are firmly on Final Fantasy, so any gunk thrown wouldn't reach anyway.Quote:
It is my plans to wipe away the gunk you're throwing in Eyes on's eyes so they can clearly see what you represent.
I guarantee I have a higher IQ than whoever wrote that. That's not to say I'm not a bumbling idiot - I very much am - but I suspect whoever wrote it is not so much idiot as good ol' fashioned dumb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Roy
Welcome to the Jungle, Stu. We got fun and games.
I see I was added to the Members list - at which point can I expect to be added to a separate, superior El Presidentes list?
Oh, alright then, but only because it's you. :aimkiss:
Hot Tip!
Sources very close to Del Murder claim that he huffs none other than glue!
Steamy Hot Tip!
Del Murder's grandma is a total fox and he's hiding the goods from all of us.
I will find and brutally slaughter whoever told you that, mark my words.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Roy
Anyone who hasn't joined this party yet is really missing out on the fun of confusing the entire forum.
... Wtf is going on here?
... That was rhetorical, I don't expect an answer to that question. There never is.
We're posting in a party thread for the EoFF elections.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki
Oh, sorry.Quote:
... That was rhetorical, I don't expect an answer to that question. There never is.
So do we have to send in a thing or something?
It's already confusing me. Welp, time for beddd.
Fantastic, sir. I'll be setting up a Section 527 Political Action Committee immediately in which I will channel my massive wealth in support of this cause.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Scandal!
Members of The Don't You Just Hate that Gunk in your Eye When you Wake Up? Party were spotted using the same Starbucks rewards card to scam a free 10th cup of coffee!
I have absolutely no intention of doing this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
smurfit guys, we win by default.
That's the plan.
Seems like a whole lot of effort. Mottos, sigils and representatives? Why bother.
Sounds good, Del.
Another thing that sounds good is Goldenboko joining the party. He is too busy to post in the thread but he said he was down.
Is it possible that Rantzien also said the same?
It is indeed. And as if that wasn't enough, Shlup also said this thing.
Our gunk shall crunk their funk! Goldenboko in the party let's do this. Leeeeroooooooy Jenkins!
Oh good, because Miriel has just joined too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
I hope her newfound political fervour will mean that my lady wife will leave me in peace. Don't get me wrong, I love her, but I have to wait until she has taken the perfect photo of every burger before I can eat it.
There seems to be a problem here. When I ask Del Murder for an interview Psychotic shows up. When I ask one member for a photo op another member takes his place. Quotes are being misdirected as one person says one thing and it's sourced as being said by another member of the party. You claim to not be veiling the eyes of the members of Eyes on but EyesOn news disagrees. What you are hiding is yourselves! Smokesscreens and illusions are being used to hide your real actions. Lies and slander are being spread to hide your real intentions. I haven't figured out what you're up to yet but I have some very interesting information and soon the news will be sure everyone knows what's really happening here.
Matoya, here's a secret to finding out what's really happening here. See if you can figure it out:
tniat ytaews ekil sllems ayotam
OOC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hello I'm pantz, I am sweeden or something
yvan eht niojQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
.efil sih deniur tsomla ti dna yvan eht gninioj otni mih gniklat saw I thguoht ecno mom siH !taht yas t'noD
Breaking News!
Several members of the The Don't You Just Hate that Gunk in your Eye When you Wake Up? Party have been caught participating in a wife-swapping ring. Details are still emerging but we have been able to confirm that this has been used as a recruiting strategy for some time.
Oh, that reminds me - Del, can you let Miriel know she left some clothes at my place the last time she was over? I washed the stank out already, she just need to pick 'em up.
Item!
Miriel has acquired The Stank.
Like she would ever go to New Jersey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Guys, I've been thinking. Maybe hate is a strong word. Maybe we could just be The Don't You Just Find That Gunk in your Eye When You Wake Up to be Moderately Irritating to a Certain Extent? Party. Constructive feedback welcomed.
You were always weak Del.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
I don't know, man. I feel we just need to express our feelings in a constructive manner. Hate doesn't get you anywhere.
Oh, now I know what was in my eye that I hated so much.
Anarchists. Shirkers. Thought criminals.
EoFF needs to be laid upon the anvil of freedom and beaten into shape. The forum is drowning in incessant drivel spewed out by fools and the true cannot hear themselves think over the braying and bleating of pretentious simpletons labouring under the mistaken belief that their worthless droning has a place in this society.
Who holds the power? It is us. It has always been us. And you will love us and be a loyal voter.
YES
This is the best party.
Sounds good as long as I'm still El Presidente.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
You don't even need to ask.
Oh! Well. Apparently I'm the candidate now, also. I didn't realize.
Good thing I've been on such a crusade for freedom recently.
Phase 1 complete. Phase 2 has started.
You know those things? Coat of arms, or what have you?
5 minutes in MS Paint.
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Our slogan is Vote Fascist for a Third Glorious Decade of Total Law Enforcement.
Can we just call the election over already? It's obvious who the clear winners are.
I thought "El Presidante" meant you wanted to be the candidate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
It wasn't intentional, but I accept the post whole-heartedly. This place needs more freedom and I think I'm the only one who can deliver it with an iron fist.
You'll have freedom whether you choose it or not!
Enemies of freedom are thought criminals and terrorists who will be oppressed with extreme liberty.
That's the spirit, fellas! Del, you're my left hand; Psy, you're my right. And me? I'm the cock of the operation.
Now let's smurf things up.
Now I know y'all be loving this ish right here
L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here
What's the plans, Stans?
Not to do any of it.
How do we sweep in and win over the will of the people if we don't play ball in this charade of democracy?
Maybe we should start blaming all of the woes of this forum on the Scottish and create a calculated persecution plan against them. I think that would really energize people.
I agree. If we don't force people to choose us, how will we get anywhere?
Really our focus shouldn't be on completing meaningless tasks designed to entertain the masses, but rather on eradicating all the other parties from existence. That way, with only our party on the ballot, voters will have a much easier time making the right decision.
Agreed!
Persecuting the Scots, it is!
I'm half-tempted to declare one of the parties as Thought Criminals. Then brand them a title saying so, and change their party name to The Thought Criminals. That'd show them.
How very Rovian of you. Go forth, my friend. This shall truly be a glorious election.
Don't know how many people will care that you're persecuting me. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I offer my condolences to this party for their loss and extend an invitation to any fascist to support my party. Hopefully we can mend our differences tocrush our opponentsvictory.
Oh, right, you're Scottish. No, you're cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShaunaDon't know how many people will care that you're persecuting me. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I guess I only care about persecuting those who have immigrated into Scotland from other parts of the world, specifically small island nations in the Pacific Ocean where the national languages are English and Baaaa.
What, you're supposed to vote?
RIP IN PEACE, US
I dance at your demise.
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Seriously! Since when is any election decided by votes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I know that the public loves a good dog-and-pony show - trust me, I've bankrolled plenty of propaganda films, typically starring ponies and dogs - but this is just frustrating to watch. It's like watching paint dry, which is another propaganda subject I've produced for film. At least I made it sexy with my films. This is just dull. Dull dull dull.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del MurderSeriously! Since when is any election decided by votes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic