Nerdiest/ Corniest Pick-Up Lines

[Dignified Pauper]

You're hot. Wanna do the dirty in the back of that van?

So yeah, I'm not very good at this game

i'm in

[Bunny]

Something along the lines of "if i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and i together."

And probably my all-time favorite line is.. well, it would be censored here. I'll let you fill in the blank. "Nice shoes, wanna ____?"

I have managed to make up my own pick-up line. I find it insanely humorous but nobody else really does.

"Would you like to ride the A-Train to O-Town?"

Oh yes.

[Shiny]

"I'm like a lightbulb, because you're turning me on."

"Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day."

[Topcat]

Some of these are quite rude so if your easilly offended watch out!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"

"You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection."

"There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?"

"Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?"

"That dress looks real becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I'd be coming too."

[RoxasLeonhart]

the weridest thing my mom said to me was last night if i got a dollar foe every second you spend playing videogames i would be rich

[Croyles]

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

[fire_of_avalon]

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?

[Rocket Edge]

"Baby did you fart?, cos you blow me away!!"

[PyroManiak]

"Baby did you fart?, cos you blow me away!!"

lmfao rockets is the best one..


"your so sexy you make it feel like corn"

[boys from the dwarf]

Man: Hey let's have sex!
Woman: No.

damn it! i was gonna post that.

some of these are hilariously stupid. some of them are so funny that they might even work (im not testing them though.)

o.k. heres a sucky one that'll confuse the person and give you enough time to run away before she realizes what you mean.

man:wanna know why with us 1+1=3?

woman:...??.what?... oh.

pretty crappy.

[Goldenboko]

"From across the Room I thought your body was punchin, but now I can tell its kickin! "

OR (Note for Chocobos only)

"We've got two Chocobos!"
"Let's make a Chocobo baby!"

[Hawkeye]

"Should I follow the road down south?"

[oddler]

the weridest thing my mom said to me was last night if i got a dollar foe every second you spend playing videogames i would be rich

I'm not even going to try because you already won.

Well, maybe...

I'm really sorry I ripped your boyfriend's arms off. Need a hug?

[Decessus]

"I got a car."

[salvaje]

Let's see if I can remember a few...

"Is there any room for me in those jeans?"

"Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."

"I'm lost - can I come home with you?"

For girls: take your finger, suck on it for a second, then slowly move it down your cleavage line. Once done, say "What say you and me go to my place and get out of these wet clothes?" (It doesn't work so well when a guy says it).

"Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel!"

"We ain't nothin' but mammals, sweetheart."

"You doin' anything tonight?" [No] "Would you like to do *me*?"

"Let's pork."

"Let's f**k."

"Make like a banana and split them legs, gurrl!"

"It MUST be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that!"

"I'mma tear that p**** up, gurrrrl."

"If I were a dude, I'd be ALL OVER that."

"I wanna rub cake ALL OVER YOUR BELLY." [What?!] "ALL over your belly, gurrrl."


...That last one was said by a girl, by the way. To me. We're still good friends, though.