Originally Posted by
fire_of_avalon
He enters chat and all eyes are immediately on the name. He posts in a thread, and every post before and after cease to exist. His picture has thousands of “mouse clicks” in the member album, and when he posts in a voice thread, you’re little more than a puddle of spit and lipstick.
We all have our favorites, the ones that turn our cheeks red (which cheeks? Which do you prefer?), give us chills and make us wish WE could spend the night in the shadow of the Highwind before going to kick the second prettiest guy in the world’s ass. But who has it the most? Who makes all of us quiver way down deep? Here’s a look at the contestants, ladies and gentlemen.
Badass of the Brown: While his penchant for bizarre dress (has anyone SEEN his most famous album picture?) is a little unnerving, DK’s balls out attitude and his use of the Brown to assert himself in the world of EoFF make him a tough contender. Does he have the secret sexuality, revealed exclusively #tot, to beat out these other pansies?
The Pretty Boy: A face you’d love to bring home, but not necessarily to mama, Jowy is a fresh face to this category. I think. I can’t really remember, I think I looked at him too long. My brains are all addled, I wonder if I’ll remember to vote correctly.
Oh, Kishi: What man or woman here hasn’t lusted a little after the darkside? Known best for his raw, depraved, and ultimately weird fetishes and wit sharper than some obscure video game character’s sharp thingy, Kishi definitely has what it takes to capture the Ciddie, but he probably doesn’t want it anyways.
The Best Bud: Loony BoB, probably the friendliest fellow around these parts, is sexy? Why the hell not? He’s got class, he’s got charm, and he’s a freaking chocobo? You could ride him all day long, and he’d be ready for more! Can he outlast the rest of these wankers to be premier sheepshagger?
The Wild One: Smart as a whip, and equally insane, Psychotic is remniscent of those crazy young men raised by wolves, or gorillas or walruses. Those who have met him, and haven’t swooned, were subjected to his animalistic intelligence and Tekken skills. Will Psychotic crazy his way to the winner’s circle? Can I use crazy as a verb?
The Boy Wonder: Many of the EoFF young’uns have clung instantly to a superstar and found their way to the top, but it’s nearly unheard of that one of them makes it into the Sexiest Male competition? Can this mini-stud run with the big dogs, or is he about to get all tore up?
The Caustic Casanova: Sardonic and certainly suggestive in his own way, roto13 is probably a pervert. I couldn’t get close enough to tell, with the throngs surrounding him. Some of the things I do know about this sexy knave are far too libidinous for the forums, but I don’t know if they’ll get him Ciddies gold.
The Missing Manly Must: He is RSL. He has a beard. He has THE beard. What more can be said? Well, besides: I waaaaant.
Touchable Techie: Who doesn’t want a man with a brain? Not only can Samuraid offer a great helping of grey matter, this technological titan knows how to push all the right buttons. Could he hack it as Sexiest Male?
Rockstar: At least, you would think it based on his extensive knowledge of music and guitars. And haven’t we all wanted a man who could use his hands that way? But can a rock n roll deity match up against the rest of these boys?
I’ve gotten myself a little mois-sweaty and tired. I’m gonna retire to the dressing room, here’s how y’all voted. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
*random pickings*
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