Horse Throat at the Laundrymat

[Madonna]

Fora, not forums. Get it right, people.

You were waiting for it.

[Raistlin]

People say "I could care less...." when they mean "I <i>couldn't</i> care less..."

[Hambone]

I used to know a couple of kids who would spell usually like "ushully"

[rubah]

People say "I could care less...." when they mean "I <i>couldn't</i> care less..."

no see that's sarcasm.

[Eiko Guy]

Calm, when people say cawlm instead of keeping the L silent, and saying calm. It just infuriates me. Everyone who tells me to cawlm down gets thrown through the window.

Cawlm dowm

[Raistlin]

People say "I could care less...." when they mean "I <i>couldn't</i> care less..."

no see that's sarcasm.

It <i>can</i> be sarcasm, and that would be a correct usage of the phrase. However, it's often used literally as a declarative statement, and thus incorrectly.

[Yamaneko]

How's that telepathy going for you?

[Madame Adequate]

Oh I'm sorry, is my history wrong? Was it the Americans that were using the language first and colonised England, and it's the English who have messed around with it?

Silly me. I'd better go give myself thirty lashings.

Oh yeah. I hate it when people use "to" instead of "too", and when people write "fourty". DROP THE DAMN U.

Americans use a form of English closer to the "original" (Insofar as there is one) than the English currently do.

[Raistlin]

How's that telepathy going for you?

It's good. It has to be, because obviously it's completely impossible to tell when someone's saying something sarcastic otherwise!

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Cawlm dowm

I don't know which one's worse: the beginning "Cawlm", or the "dowm" that followed it.

Either way, Mr. Boomstick and myself want to talk to you about something. C'mere...

[Big D]

"For all intents and purposes" goes through some fairly impressive transformations sometimes. [q=Yams]How's that telepathy going for you?[/q]Something I've always found slightly odd... telekinesis and psychokinesis are more or less identical, yet a telepath and a psychopath are glaringly different.

[Quindiana Jones]

It's a heart condition. Whenever I see the word leet 1 4m 4sd 2 5p33k liek d1s.

So then why wasn't the first part of your post in leet speak? This is not a very good heart condition, Quinny. You are bad at this.

I didn't see the word leet unt17 1 r03t 1t.

People say "I could care less...." when they mean "I <i>couldn't</i> care less..."

I always stick with the special: "I could care less, but it would take effort that, quite frankly, you don't deserve. Now shut up, and leave me alone."

Jehova's Witnesses hate that one.

[Bunny]

It's a heart condition. Whenever I see the word leet 1 4m 4sd 2 5p33k liek d1s.

So then why wasn't the first part of your post in leet speak? This is not a very good heart condition, Quinny. You are bad at this.

I didn't see the word leet unt17 1 r03t 1t.

Seems like your condition has a condition of it's own. That condition being that it is blind.

I woke up this mornin with the sundown shinin in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

[Quindiana Jones]

AAACHOO! Oh dear, I seem to have become allergic to your posts. It must be all the dust that has collected when intelligence left.


Damn that was weak, but I'm tired and hungry so leave me alone.

[Bunny]

Oh come on I used Kenny Rogers. That's worth like two points at least.