< Very pissed off Mickey >

Mickey: I'm getting sick of when my Keyblade always disapear on its own, I'm going to kill the first Keyblade master I see...*Sora apear*...TIME TO DIE SORA! *As Mickey jump and to strike Sora, his Keyblade just disapear* S#IT! *Mickey missed Sora, landed and fall in a pithole trap* WTF DID THIS TRAP CAME FROM?????

*Elsewhere*

Kairi: WTF SET OF MY TRAP THAT I MADE SO I CAN GET MY LUCKY FROM SORA, AND WTF IS HE ANYWAY????????

*To Sora infact....*

Sora: Pretty...
Naminé: You can put your hands on them if you like.
Sora: Your Boobs are softer than Kairi's.
Naminé: Oh Sora. *Blush*

< Can Keyblade work on card slots? >

Roxas: Axel, why did you put MY PSP in Xenmas' locker?
Axel: Cause Mansex just upgrade his locker and wondering that 'Can your Keyblade unlock' that? *Point to card slot*
Roxas: I don't know, lets try it...*Ready to unlock the lock but...nothing happen* ...Nope...I got an idea *Roxas has summon a BIG ID CARD with a SHEILD HANDER*
Axel: WTF IS THAT????
Roxas: Its a 'KEYSHEILD', its like a Keyblade but works more like a Sheild. *Roxas try unlocking the lock again, its works* Finaly...*Pick up his PSP and walk away*
Axel: ...

*Later, Xemnas' walking to his locker...*

Xemnas: WHO UNLOCK MY LOCKER AND HOW???????????
Axel: Roxas did it, with a 'Keysheild'.
Xemnas: A KEYSHEILD?!? Thats new to me...*goes of plotting of what a Keysheild is*