Worst game u have ever played?

[Neo-Omega Mk XXV]

I have an unhealthy love for "worst game" (and worse movie) threads .
It's much easier to avoid bad games nowadays. Those of us who went through the NES era rarely had average critic scores, gamefaqs.com reviews, or average user reviews from places like amazon and gamespot back then.

Anyway...

E.T. (Atari 2600)
Much like Duke Nukem Forever, there's no original jokes or humorous comments left to make about it.
Target:Renegade (NES)
Only played it briefly. A Double-Dragon clone with awful graphics and character designs.
Dungeon Magic (NES)
An obscure "you can only see in 4 directions" first person RPG. It had an atrociously high difficulty level and was virtually impossible to play without a FAQ/guide. I never played much of it, but it sticks out in my mind as being wretched.
The 3 Stooges (NES)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (NES)
Don't remember much about these two, except that they sucked massively.
Ikari Warriors 2 (NES)
Awful graphics, dull, plodding gameplay, and a nearly impossible last boss (the rest of the game has 0 challenge due to unlimited use of the ABBA continue code, but that code only works 3 times against the last boss).
Dragon Quest/Warrior 1 (NES)
Okay, this is a gratuitous swipe at a game that's widely admired . It's not one of the worst games I've ever played, but it is the worst RPG (never had the "pleasure" of playing Hydlide though) and I rented it soon after its release in the US. I disliked it from the start, as the game hardly has anything apart from grinding in it. To this day I'm amazed that it spawned such a huge following. FF1 was responsible for my interest in RPGs, not this grind-a-thon.

More on the way as I remember them...