GRANTED! You enter a total state of Nirvana, but then you become oblivious to a small race of dwarves that inhabit themselves in your chest hair. They eventuall get the taste for blood and kill you... BY SENDING YOUR LIVING MONEY TO YOU IN CHEQUE FORM! it takes you too long to get the money from the bank and you die of starvation. Meanwhile, the dwarves are eating your face.

I wish people put more effort in their answers to this thread.