June Ciddies 2007 - Revelation Thread - BACK IN BLACK! Or rather gold. I don't know.

[Psychotic]

Who cares? Marick's dead. He's not coming back.

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[Resha]

Ah. Congrats to all winners so far, and especially CARROTS HAHAHAHA. Finally!

[oddler]

Who cares? Marick's dead. He's not coming back.

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Agreed on both counts.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Eeyyyyyyyye!

[Psychotic]

OH BOY IT'S MY THYME TO SHYNE.

Firstly, a Final Fantasy reference.

This handsome chap is Gilgamesh. He calls himself the International Man of Mystery. Personally, I don't know what's so mysterious about collecting swords and screaming at Vaan and companions whilst duelling them, but whatever, what do I know? I'm not an expert on mystery, I'm just some homeless guy Rase found on the streets. He said he'd give me enough cash for another fix of crack if I wrote this, so here goes, a member-by-member guide to the ancient contest to decide the EoFF equivalent of Gilgamesh.

Christmas - Why she is so fixated on MANUS will forever remain a mystery to me.

Del Murder - I don't know why this MySpace camwhore is considered mysterious. You can't read a thread on EoFF these days without seeing her grainy webcam shots plastered all over the place.

Evastio - Why does Evastio want to know your opinion on the above poster so badly?

Kawaii Ryûkishi - What has old Kawaii been up to since he abandoned EoFF? I can't be bothered to make the obligatory joke about him tentacle raping schoolgirls, so write your own, folks.

Lookout Zeromus_X - Look out, Zeromus! Element X has made you mysterious! GRAAAAGH IT'S TAKING YOU OVER! Maybe now you will see how wrong it is to play God.

Miriel - The only thing known about Miriel is the contents of her digestive system, as she deems it necessary to provide photographic proof of what she eats on a daily basis, although it is also a mystery as to why she does this.

Old Manus -

Shiny - I want to know how a woman can be so hairy. Steroids had to have played a role in this, 'cause that fur just aint natural.

Slade - You've got it all wrong. Slade and his gang of meddling kids solve mysteries, not cause them.

Spuuky - Spuuky managed to be nominated for this despite not having posted for the past 6 months. All those who have investigated the reasoning behind this nomination have been driven to either suicide or madness.

Tavrobel - Who is Tavrobel? Why has he made it his personal mission to post long, condescending diatribes about Kingdom Hearts II? Does he think I'm cute?

Okay Award Guy, wait three posts, then tell us who failed in their glorious quest to become Gilgamesh.


YEAH AG I POSTED IT BEFORE YOU! SUCK IT!

[Shauna]

Congrats Fonz!

[Old Manus]

oh lawd

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Mysterious Member
Last winner: Kawaii Ryûkishi (December 2001)
Nomination Leader: Kawaii Ryûkishi

The Nominees
Christmas
Del Murder
Evastio
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Lookout Zeromus_X
Miriel
Old Manus
Shiny
Slade
Spuuky
Tavrobel

Who they predicted to win...

DK: Christmas Raistlin: Kawaii Ryûkishi Meat Puppet: Evastio demondude55: Christmas Rocket Edge: Kawaii Ryûkishi Jessweeee: Tavrobel The Fonz: Lookout Zeromus_X Tavrobel: Kawaii Ryûkishi Evastio: Vikeve Zeldy: Christmas

Shiny: Christmas Jess: Christmas Old Manus: Kawaii Ryûkishi LunarWeaver: Kawaii Ryukishi Psychotic: Kawaii Ryukishi Denmark: Lookout Zeromus_X Bunny: Slade Miriel: Christmas theundeadhero: Kawaii Ryûkishi

Prediction Party Favourite: Kawaii Ryûkishi (7/19 - 37%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Christmas (5/19 - 26%)

[Fonzie]

Thanks guys.

[theundeadhero]

demondude55 got another prediction right!

[LunarWeaver]

Each one is a good novel waiting to happen.

[Shauna]

PSY BROKEDED THE RULES

[Shiny]

What the hell.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Lookout Zeromus_X.............10
Old Manus......................9
Spuuky.........................8
Del Murder.....................7
Evastio........................6
Shiny..........................6
Slade..........................5
Tavrobel.......................5
RSL............................1
Miriel.........................0


Kishi won this ciddie over 5 years ago, can he pull that off again or will Christmas be able to stop him?

[Freya]

Oh lordy lordy!