Damn.
...I mean, fantastic! Why doesn't all the CKs and Admins and Staff take a break for about ten minutes. Don't worry. We'll look after the place.
(Arm the nuke)
Damn.
...I mean, fantastic! Why doesn't all the CKs and Admins and Staff take a break for about ten minutes. Don't worry. We'll look after the place.
(Arm the nuke)
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
Yes, a break is just what they need.Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach
Damn.
...I mean, fantastic! Why doesn't all the CKs and Admins and Staff take a break for about ten minutes. Don't worry. We'll look after the place.
(Arm the nuke)
(Nuke's been ready for a few minutes now. Target, General Gaelach?)
Do you have trouble opening cans? Do those nasty metal things tear away at your teeth and rip the flesh straigt off your fingers? Well, we have just the invention for you! Let us introduce:
THE CAN OPENER
Yes, the can opener. WIth this handy dandy device opening a can is a breeze. No more hassle. No more injuries! This little guy can open just about anything. Why don't you order two today?
...
Wait, why two can openers?
Why not two can openers?
You've already got one. Having two doesn't open it any faster, since you need two hands to open a can in the first place.
That made me giggle sooo much
Do you have trouble opening cans? Do those nasty metal things tear away at your teeth and rip the flesh straigt off your fingers? Well, we have just the invention for you! Let us introduce:
THE CAN OPENER
Yes, the can opener. WIth this handy dandy device opening a can is a breeze. No more hassle. No more injuries! This little guy can open just about anything. Why don't you order two today?
Poor Levlev~
Relax, put your feet up, have a cup of tea.
(Where is the EoFF server located? If massively spamming this thread doesn't cause it to fail, a six megaton bomb just might...
And soldier? Don't call me General Gaelach. Without the Odaisé, the word Gaelach (pronounced gay-lock) just sounds weird.)
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
Gay-lock! >=(
...
On second thoughts, aim it at Scotland.
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
Yes, yes. A good relaxing break should melt away all your worries.Relax, put your feet up, have a cup of tea.
(Where is the EoFF server located? If massively spamming this thread doesn't cause it to fail, a six megaton bomb just might...
And soldier? Don't call me General Gaelach. Without the Odaisé, the word Gaelach (pronounced gay-lock) just sounds weird.)
More like melt their faces with lazerbeams.
I believe that the server is located somewhere on the spdude properties, in CA. Fortunately, we don't have to aim very smartly, because this bomb will make the state sink right off the coast! Take that you stupid West-Coasters!
Us Americans don't care about pronunciation. The way I saw it was "gael-lich," which is only pronounced gay-lock if you have a speech impediment and a severe mental defect.
Awaiting your authorization, General. I've already put my code in.
EDIT: An EMP nuke is being prepared, currently as we speak. It will be launching from Severnaya. Our third nuke is 75% operational. ETA 35 minutes.
I am a citizen!
Sergeant theundeadhero reporting for duty General Gaylock.
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Wow almost forgot the ciddies, scanned the entire thread, my Congrats to the winners thus far (so losing to jowy on sexiest male but what the hell, WHO nominated me in the first place? I'm confused lol).
My commiserations to the losers....oh and one winner...... Rye....so long and thanks for all the fish
Oh, I'm finally here at the live show...it took me almost 2 hours to watch all those pages...and it's a break now and I'm in time to get pwned by the nuke...
And Congrats to all the Winners!!!
EDIT: I see Stef was watching the thread all the time too!!!
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