Quote Originally Posted by Tavrobel View Post
I believe that the server is located somewhere on the spdude properties, in CA. Fortunately, we don't have to aim very smartly, because this bomb will make the state sink right off the coast! Take that you stupid West-Coasters!

Us Americans don't care about pronunciation. The way I saw it was "gael-lich," which is only pronounced gay-lock if you have a speech impediment and a severe mental defect.

Awaiting your authorization, General. I've already put my code in.

EDIT: An EMP nuke is being prepared, currently as we speak. It will be launching from Severnaya. Our third nuke is 75% operational. ETA 35 minutes.
Don't worry, everything's going just fine! You guys relax. Why not watch the Godfather trilogy!

Dammit, 35 minutes? Will we be able to distract them for long enough?

Fine. Get the EMP nuke ready. Keep the second one on standby: we can launch it at the last minute if they manage to stop the EMP.

Lituenant theundeadhero, good job on the disguise! I want you to infiltrate Award Guy's house and get the rest of the Ciddie Winner's list from him. We'll set up our own forums, and claim the Ciddies for myself!

Ourselves!

(Insert evil laugh here)

EDIT: Now now Shauna, there's nothing to be worried about. I'm planning to visit Scotland in a month to make a documentary of the destruction the nuke has caused. I mean, Glasgow.