Quote Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach View Post
Don't worry, everything's going just fine! You guys relax. Why not watch the Godfather trilogy!

Dammit, 35 minutes? Will we be able to distract them for long enough?

Fine. Get the EMP nuke ready. Keep the second one on standby: we can launch it at the last minute if they manage to stop the EMP.

Lituenant theundeadhero, good job on the disguise! I want you to infiltrate Award Guy's house and get the rest of the Ciddie Winner's list from him. We'll set up our own forums, and claim the Ciddies for myself!

Ourselves!

(Insert evil laugh here)

EDIT: Now now Shauna, there's nothing to be worried about. I'm planning to visit Scotland in a month to make a documentary of the destruction the nuke has caused. I mean, Glasgow.
Yeah, just relax. Nothing's going to happen any time soon. Just go about your merry way. Scotland won't burn anytime soon. Just relax. The sky is bright, and the day is long! Watch some Cardcaptor Sakura!

Of course. All we have to do is keep telling them that everything is fine. It works for George Bush. As for Scotland, it won't have enough debris at ground zero for anything to burn. Maybe an ant if someone manages to find a magnifying glass made of cockroaches. The bomb has a 525-mile radius. I could aim it at London and it would still hit. Actually, that might be a good idea. Psychotic is the most wary of those Shinra.

EMP nuke ready. Approaching optimal coordinates in a few minutes. The re-directional satellite should stay in orbit at prime position for about three hours. Yes! Finally, we shall be recognized for our efforts and work!

Our third nuke ETA'd at 25 minutes.