It's not just Rye's birthday today!

[rubah]

I wish devil man were here because he made a bunch of birthday threads, didn't he?

DEMON DUDE YOU NEED TO TAKE UP THE SLACK.

I was going to start a similar campaign to make a welcome thread for each day's newbies but I forgot about it on day 2.

[Rye]

One time, my girlfriend told me we wouldn't be having sex unless I did something for her. I said "Yeah, we'll see how long you can last. Good luck."

She's still mad about that one.

That is pretty much word-for-word my reaction when Rye threatens that.

I'm never too sure what women are trying to accomplish when they threaten me with stupid things like that. They should maybe learn to get a scarier threat. Like "I'll break your computer" or "I'll delete all your characters on WoW."

You know, something they don't like.

I almost threatened no more video games ever, but I know he'd slit my throat and throw me off a boat if I ever even approached that subject. xD

[Peegee]

Nobody else of importance has my birthday. I win every year.

[Bunny]

One time, my girlfriend told me we wouldn't be having sex unless I did something for her. I said "Yeah, we'll see how long you can last. Good luck."

She's still mad about that one.

That is pretty much word-for-word my reaction when Rye threatens that.

I'm never too sure what women are trying to accomplish when they threaten me with stupid things like that. They should maybe learn to get a scarier threat. Like "I'll break your computer" or "I'll delete all your characters on WoW."

You know, something they don't like.

I almost threatened no more video games ever, but I know he'd slit my throat and throw me off a boat if I ever even approached that subject. xD

That's one of those "Hahahaha okay try and make that happen" threats that never work.

[Shiny]

I wish devil man were here because he made a bunch of birthday threads, didn't he?

Christmas used to do that too.

Happy birthday, Rye! I would make a Nosepass joke, but it's already been overdone. :mog:

[Big D]

borisnono was neat, and should start posting again.

So, a double-pronged happy birthday to Rye and boris

[Yar]

My "Geburtstag" is tomorrow. I expect to see a thread.

[KentaRawr!]

Happy birthday, Kentarou!

I'm not 16 yet.