It's not just Rye's birthday today!

[Rye]

One time, my girlfriend told me we wouldn't be having sex unless I did something for her. I said "Yeah, we'll see how long you can last. Good luck."

She's still mad about that one.

That is pretty much word-for-word my reaction when Rye threatens that.

I'm never too sure what women are trying to accomplish when they threaten me with stupid things like that. They should maybe learn to get a scarier threat. Like "I'll break your computer" or "I'll delete all your characters on WoW."

You know, something they don't like.

I almost threatened no more video games ever, but I know he'd slit my throat and throw me off a boat if I ever even approached that subject. xD