One of my mom's fat friends was worried because she wasn't growing any pubic hair. So she asked us to take her to the doctor. He basically told her that she was too fat to be growing hair in mysterious places.

So, I was joking around with her such as, "meh, I don't believe you." But she seemed to take me for reals. So as I had my back turned she PULLED DOWN HER PANTS. OH MY GOD, FAT LADY JUST FLASHED ME!



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LOL @ Avarice's mom xD

Once my mom's best friend said my mom could hold her breath in a spa for a long time. I hate that bitch.
I...don't get it?

Maybe if the word spa was clarified as "jacuzzi," would you get it?