The images... how did they NOT win smexiest couple? 0_oOriginally Posted by Rye
The images... how did they NOT win smexiest couple? 0_o
And those who didn't make the cut:
WulfyGirl 11
Nice 9
Peach of Mist 7
RSL 1
Gwawr or MadeOfApples? There can be only one!
Digging the one-liner.
More boobietime? =O
And the winner is...
Gwawr!
Gwawr 15
MadeOfApples 14
That's what I say to Award Guy when it's time for bed!
Because the image of Evastio's censored face, in his flannel shirt and he takes out of his Johnson is to die for!The images... how did they NOT win smexiest couple? 0_o
In the fitting tradition of spam, here's the Best Spammer speech, randomly inserted into the revelation thread!
Best Spammer
The Best Spammer Award, or ?Worst Poster? as some call it, is somewhat of a badge of honour in the world of the Ciddies. ?You?re Best Member!? Big whoop. ?You?re Sexiest Male!? Well, duh. But it?s when ye olde Best Spammer comes up that people really soil their kegs. And it?s understandable too. Look at a previous, and currently nominated Spammer: Psychotic. He spams like a mad old bastard, yet he has been given a position of authority. And take a look at Rantzien. He?s also been nominated for MLT Become a Cid?s Knight. There?s obviously a trend in the world of EoFF (1, possibly 2, people count as a trend) of giving power to those who talk bollocks. Though I suppose that?s how true democracy works anyway.
Anyhoo. Let?s have a gander at, forlaziness?simplicity?s sake, the first post of each nominee that I look at and analyse the Spamminess Factor. Let?s play?THE S FACTOR!
Baloki:
Look at that. Just look at it. Not only is he talking bollocks, but he?s also suggesting that everyone join in. This sort of Spamminess is what makes a true Spam Lord, a title of which Baloki is clearly worthy of. Maybe. Depending on the votes. We?ll see.Quick someone design an RSL skin, force it upon everybody then we spam for a week solid!
Demon Dude:
What? Whilst everything can make sense to someone, this makes no sense to me because I haven?t looked at the thread it was posted in. Had I done so, it?d probably just make less sense. To me, this high a level of WTF? deserves some sort of merit. A Ciddie perhaps? I dunno. This isn?t posted until we?ve found out anyway. Congratulations, or commiserations.Y'all can fire at me! I have a rhythmic shield.
Fonz:
Certainly not. My E-lie detector just passed out and is currently whimpering in unconscious agony, somehow. If telling outright LIES is what counts as Spamming in this day and age, then Fonz rules the Spamroost. What a beast.Maybe EoFF is full of sunshine and rainbows. :mog:
Old Manus:
I can?t find anything useful in the first page of his Post Search, so screw it. The fact that it took more than 10 seconds longer than anyone else to get to the first page speaks for itself. With this level of constant arsewording, he?s likely to become top EoFF dog within a year. Which I highly recommend, by the way.
Psychotic:
Psychotic, who isn?t a kitty, now comes with 97% more crap. Who eats toast on their birthdays? People like Psychotic, that?s who. Are people like Psychotic good Spammers? Who knows? Award Girl knows. Ask her.Happy birthday let's go eat some toast.
Rantzien:
Freaking delicious. Not the post or Rantzien?s Spamtalent. I was just reading one of my more superior posts. But I?m not nominated. So that?s hardly relevant to you bastards. Anyway, Rantzien is a top notch Spammer, in my obviously meaningless view. I laugh at somewhere between 8 and 74% of his posts, because they are funny. But is funny the same as Spammy? This, a once much discussed topic by all great philosophers, is a question that means nothing nowadays. Much like your votes for Best Spammer, as I?m not included.I uh-
Hey look a cow!
Noobs. And now, to make sure you all think I?m actually joking and not at all bitter:
Since this is late, I suggest you all just past tense everything.
Waaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss
Well deserved, Gwawr!
Very kind. And a little confusing.
Cymru am byth.
Damn, I'm late on these Ciddies.
:laugh:
Best Regular
The finalists:
Akaria
Blue Harvest
IronOcean
Krelian
Sir Lancealot
Værn
Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Værn
Momiji: Blue Harvest
Old Manus: Blue Harvest
Yaridovich: Blue Harvest
Jessweeee♪: Værn
qwertyxsora: Blue Harvest
Levian: Blue Harvest
Tavrobel: Blue Harvest
Clouded Sky: Blue Harvest
Sergeant Hartman: Blue Harvest
Sir Lancealot: Blue Harvest
Del Murder: Blue Harvest
Psychotic: Blue Harvest
Rocket Edge: Blue Harvest
I'm my own MILF: Akaria
Noctiluca: Blue Harvest
Shiny: Blue Harvest
Bunny: Blue Harvest
Prediction Totals
Blue Harvest 15 83%
Værn 2 11%
Akaria 1 6%
This was given to me 6 months ago by 1 vote. I have kept it shiny by keeping it in a pokeball under my bed, but who will get this next? Will it be...
Akaria?
You're a regular. I thought I joined after you. wow, I feel old now.
Blue Harvest?
Probably going to be you. But I won't admit that until you admit that Ivysaur is the Cutest pokemon ever!
IronOcean?
He can cook. He should find Miriel and post pictures of meals for everyone to enjoy. Or just make lots of cooking threads for the other 7 or so EoFFers who can make more then ramen for dinner,
Krelian?
I'm not sure exactly who you are. You're that member who lives in Germany Right. Well then, I'll say that even though I don't know you, you're country makes great food. Yum Yum!
Sir Lancealot?
You play Mafia. You live in Australia. For Some reason I always spell your name wrong. I'm making this speech up as I go.
Værn
Another person I think registered before me. You have dragons, so you are awesome. Thats goes for you too BH and SL. Also, Goldenboko, revive the member tournament. The sprite in her sig commands you!
Well done Gwawr! You're gonna be a great member
Those who didn't make the cut:
Akaria 8
Sir Lancealot 6
IronOcean 4
Krelian 4
RSL 1
Blue Harvest or Værn? Who can out-regular the other?
I'm loving the variety in the predictions
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