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But... you're a girl.
She only needs to be flexible enough to make me food.
She can make awesome caek!

Also, Jesswee is flexible enough.

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I can juuust about touch my toes for a second, but it hurts my knees.
It hurts your knees? It should hurt the muscles on the backs of your legs, not your knees! If it hurts your knees, you might need to talk to a doctor about that D: