Step 1) Send this to Hasbro Execs
Step 2) Hasbro Execs suffer diabeetus and shame and return Derpy to us all OR Hasbro Execs are determined to have no souls.
Step 3) pending results of Step 2, Hire this person to perma-voice derpy or else exorcise the demons from their hosts and return the Hasbro Execs to their families unpossessed.