Something tells me "walking the dog" is a euphemism. I wonder if it's anything like fluffing your garfield.
streme Wheelie
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Something tells me "walking the dog" is a euphemism. I wonder if it's anything like fluffing your garfield.
That awkward moment when you're in the restroom and all of a sudden you hear someone vomit really loudly in the next stall and it scares you.
That awkward moment when you can't find your glasses and, after about ten minutes of searching, you realize that you fell asleep wearing them and they're still on your face.Originally Posted by Pike
Almost this, except I'm about walk out the door to meet a friend, and I'm looking for my cell phone. I tell them I might be a little late, but I'll leave as soon as I find it, and they remind me I'm talking to them on it.That awkward moment when you can't find your glasses and, after about ten minutes of searching, you realize that you fell asleep wearing them and they're still on your face.
That awkward moment when you ONLY LOSE YOUR KEYS WHEN YOU'RE LATE
That awkward moment when you realize the Joker's hair is green, not red.
That awkward moment when your bathroom mirror is angled just correctly when opened to see a naked couple in another apartment and they think you didn't notice, so they dove out of the way all the while that you were naked too.
*snip*That awkward moment when you realize the Joker's hair is green, not red.
You knew I was going to do that. ~Shlup
That awkward moment when you are trying to watch a movie at the theater when all of a sudden you burst out laughing (but not to loud) because some guy is snoring very loudly in the row above you and it last's half of the movie.
That awkward moment when you're trying to talk to someone and you inhale a tiny particle of dust or something and plunge into a coughing fit
I work at Blockbuster and I do this to people on a daily basis, the amount of times they ask me to find a DVD they can't find and I walk back with it 2 seconds later, they always just laugh though and say they must be blind for not seeing it. It's more just that I know where absolutely everything is unfortunately.And the person that walks by see it in 3 seconds? I hate that
I find it really awkward when I can't remember someone's name, but you've known each other too long to ask for it again. So you try everything to get around it, simply replying to them as anything but their name. I again have this with regular customers who I can't for the life of me remember their names so after a lengthy conversation I have to awkwardly ask 'what's your name again, sorry?' when attempting to find their account.
Speaking of retail, that awkward moment when a customer comes in and says something like "I'm back again; remember me!" and you have no idea who they are.
CUSTOMERS: I SEE HUNDREDS UPON HUNDREDS OF YOU A DAY, I DON'T REMEMBER YOU INDIVIDUALLY, SORRY.
Everyone always remembers me at stores or restaurants that I go to, even if I haven't been there in over a month, but I never remember any of them. I feel so bad that I'm apparently great at making an impression but I can't remember anyone I've only ever met once ;_;
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That awkward moment when your Father reveals to you that your Mother was big into bondage when they were married.
Awkward, yet somehow arousing.
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