You want to know the worst of it? I used to come back to Manchester quite regularly, and about a year later I chanced the restaurant again, thinking no-one would remember my face and the same waitress served me and recognised me...

She remembered Iceglow and asked me if I still kept in touch with him, I answered yes nervously, she then asked me for his number and I had to ask why. Seems like she found out it was him that day and wanted to know where to send the cleaning bill. Iceglows too cool for me to have dropped him in it so I gave her a fake number and the restaurant a wide birth for years...