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    The Super Mario Flood is...

    A LIE


    ((Although it is in a sense true because it did happen to me. The flood was from a water heater malfunction and the game was Turtles in Time.))

    One statement left in the game, either Team Formalhaut takes the trophy or we'll have a SUPER EXCITING sudden death round where the defending team gets a game-winning point if the attacking team gets it wrong.

    No pressure, Rantz.

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    God damnit, Formy!



    Good job, Sam. I bloody knew it was too good to be true. xD

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    Honestly, everything EXCEPT the part about our basement flooding was completely true.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Damn it! I knew there was something not quite right with the statement! Should have believed in myself, fancy that.

    Oh well it was well played anyway from Sam!

    Quote Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland View Post
    Good job, Sam. I bloody knew it was too good to be true. xD
    Wait, you voted truth on this one Quin!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Honestly, everything EXCEPT the part about our basement flooding was completely true.
    So, you were so engrossed in a video game that you failed to notice when nothing unusual happenned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Honestly, everything EXCEPT the part about our basement flooding was completely true.
    So, you were so engrossed in a video game that you failed to notice when nothing unusual happenned?
    Er, no.

    I was saying that everything about the hurricane, living in New York, my cousins and Mario 64 were true.
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    I think Sam's house was just built to code and didn't let water in. It helps when your living in a hurricane prone area!


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    I have asked a friend to call me during a date so I'd have an excuse to leave. It backfired.
    My friend isn't too bright, unfortunately. I was hoping it'd play out like a normal phone conversation that gave me a believable excuse to leave. Instead, he opened by asking if I was "tired of that chick yet". I wasn't prepared for that, but I tried to like, sound out a natural conversation anyway. It went something like "What's up? ... Huh? ... Really? ... Yeah, of course, I'll be there! Hold on-". At this point I told my date that I needed to go, that it was a family emergency (stupid, but the best I could think of at the moment), and asked her if it was okay. She just looked at me with disbelief and let me know that she had heard my friend. Guess my phone volume was higher than I thought D:

    Needless to say, I was left with the bill. Kinda deserved it too.

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    Q1When was this? Obviously not when you met Shorty of course!


    Q2So, how long did the entire conversation ordeal last for?


    Q3Did she say anything other than that look of disbelief?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    Q1When was this? Obviously not when you met Shorty of course!


    Q2So, how long did the entire conversation ordeal last for?


    Q3Did she say anything other than that look of disbelief?
    Q1: It was (iirc) my third date ever. I would have been 18 or 19, I think. Definitely before I joined here.

    Q2: Not very long. I'm terrible at judging timeframes, especially when it was years ago, but it was probably like 15 seconds before I addressed her. Note that I didn't hang up at this point, my friend was still on the other line and I yelled at him after she left (because naturally, at the time it seemed to be his fault).

    Q3: Yeah, that's the part I remember best. She was like "Uhh... I heard that" and gave me a total colbert. I cleverly replied, "What?", and she was like "I heard that guy ask you if you were tired of me!" I tried to explain it away, but I couldn't think of anything and she cut me off mid-sentence saying she was leaving. Which she did. Awwwkward...

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    Where was the date? What time was it? How did you meet the girl? What did she look like? What was her name? What did you look like at the time? How long had the date been going on for before your friend call? What did you and she drink and/or eat? How much was it?

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    What is the refractive index of perovskite?

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    That's not relevant to the statement, Bleys.

    Rantz: did the girl know the refractive index of perovskite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland View Post
    1. Where was the date?
    2. What time was it?
    3. How did you meet the girl?
    4. What did she look like?
    5. What was her name?
    6. What did you look like at the time?
    7. How long had the date been going on for before your friend call?
    8. What did you and she drink and/or eat?
    9. How much was it?
    1. It was an Italian restaurant of the cheaper variety. Seemed fancy enough at the time, but in hindsight it was probably kinda shabby. I dunno, I haven't been back since.
    2. It was probably around 8:30 or 9 by the time I got the call from my friend.
    3. We met at a house party where we talked for a while, then I ran into her at school a few days later and awkwardly asked her out.
    4. She was your typical blonde, egg-shaped head... kinda large front teeth xD She was pretty cute. That's about as much detail as I can remember, to be honest. D:
    5. Helena.
    6. I don't remember what I wore for the actual date, but I was tall and skinny and hadn't learned to accommodate for that in my dress sense yet. My hair was pretty long at that time I think, almost shoulder length, way too thick. Unless it was after I cut that nest off, in which case I was probably rocking a buzzcut. Boy, I'm really selling my teenage self here, aren't I.
    7. Can't remember exactly. Maybe an hour and a half, but that's a pretty wild guess. I don't have much recollection of the time.
    8. I remember that we both drank water. I had some sort of creamy seafood pasta with mussels. I'm not sure what she had to eat but I think it was a salad of some kind.
    9. Now you're really stretching my memory. I don't remember that at all. I would guess in the $30 range, but that's more of an estimate than a recollection.

    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    What is the refractive index of perovskite?
    nα=2.3, nβ=2.34, nγ=2.38... duh!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland View Post
    Rantz: did the girl know the refractive index of perovskite?
    I didn't ask, but who doesn't know that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    The Super Mario Flood is...

    A LIE
    See? I'm not the only one who gets screwed when MY instincts aren't followed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rantz View Post
    I have asked a friend to call me during a date so I'd have an excuse to leave. It backfired.
    I believe Rantz has been primarily the one to try to claim my tales as lies based on the wording Bleys used (literally) :rolleyes:
    Based on the way this quote is written, I'd say it has nothing to do with Bleys. So I'm voting now.

    Vote Truth
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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