Naturally I'll be some Red Mage fencer-type with all-around average stats. Basically, I suck.

Two main party members - Pike and Quin. Pike would be my Black Mage buddy, and Quin will the troutty Paladin he is in Baldur's Gate.

Three changeable party members - Jiro will be like this happy-go-lucky Ranger dude that kinda pops in and out when he feels like it. Tifa's Boobs will be this scantily-clad jaibait thief chick. Freya would be some White Mage chick with a love of cute things.

A rival - MILF. He and I will have many epic battles on Star Trek and vidya. Pike will always step in to stop the bloodshed.

3 NPC's - Formalhaut will pop up and give me encouragement like he always does while giving free stuff! Shorty will a Beatrix-like figure who gets changed to the side of good halfway through the story! And last would be Del. He's be Ultros.

BIG BAD! - foa! She wants to take over the world and turn all men into woman-loving zombies! Naturally I oppose her!